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Celluloid Sam posted:whats the dark Knight my coworker is a conspiracy nut and said to look up the dark Knight apparently it's some thing that's orbiting the earth Probably that weird natural satellite that they've known about since the 40s. Edit: This thing It's called Black Knight. I think they claim that it broadcasts real signals and is an alien monitor. criscodisco fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Jun 10, 2016 |
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Seen a program where it was some army flares and the way they disappear corresponds with the outline of the mountains.
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Everyone is so worried about what comes to us. Why doesn't anyone care about the people that go on the rad trips to them?
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AugmentedVision posted:man i really need to start watching the new x files
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I wonder how Gillian Anderson acts in bed?
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Serviette posted:I wonder how Gillian Anderson acts in bed?
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Me too
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criscodisco posted:Probably that weird natural satellite that they've known about since the 40s. It's a thermal blanket, but for some reason they think it looks like a satellite. It really doesn't.
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lmao so you're telling me it's a blanket designed for subzero temperatures that fell out of something and is now or bitting the earth and people think it's an alien satellite hahahaha gently caress people are dumb as poo poo
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:30 |
Tony Homo posted:Seen a program where it was some army flares and the way they disappear corresponds with the outline of the mountains. They were spotted moving across a large area of Nevada for over an hour, the flare explanation is a really bad one. Like anything that hinges on the military running unannounced air drills over major city centers seems really lovely 2 me.
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Tony Homo posted:Seen a program where it was some army flares and the way they disappear corresponds with the outline of the mountains. Good point. The military always tells the truth about UFOs.
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Leon Einstein posted:It's a thermal blanket, but for some reason they think it looks like a satellite. It really doesn't. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Knight_satellite no one thinks it's a thermal blanket. I think it's man made debris but if it was a thin piece of aluminum we'd have figured that out right loving quick.
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um Huston.. uhh.. it appears we accidentally opened up one of the shuttle doors and one of the god damned blankets slipped out, again, sorry d00ds
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Looks like swamp gas to me.
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frogge posted:Looks like swamp gas to me. Phoenix doesn't have swamps though.
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Digital Fingers posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Knight_satellite Uhh quote:The Black Knight satellite is claimed by some conspiracy theorists[2] to be an object approximately 13,000 years old of extraterrestrial origin orbiting Earth in near-polar orbit. Critics and mainstream academics have called it a conspiracy theory and myth that combines several unrelated stories.[3][4] A 1998 NASA photo believed by some to show the Black Knight satellite is thought by experts to be of a thermal blanket lost during an EVA mission
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The Grey posted:Phoenix doesn't have swamps though.
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whoops, didn't remember seeing that last time i read the thing. Probably should have gave it a once over before posting it. Apologies and forgiveness please.
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i'm okay with the thermal blanket explanation then
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Chinatown posted:theyre mexicans coming across the border to kill old white people, OP Thank god
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Robo Reagan posted:Thank god Take that Arpaio voter base
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Digital Fingers posted:They were spotted moving across a large area of Nevada for over an hour, the flare explanation is a really bad one. Like anything that hinges on the military running unannounced air drills over major city centers seems really lovely 2 me. yeah why doesnt the highly secretive air force base release a press statement whenever they take the new b-5's for test flights
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The Grey posted:Phoenix doesn't have swamps though. JOKE EXPLAINER OVER HERE!!!!
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Robo Reagan posted:yeah why doesnt the highly secretive air force base release a press statement whenever they take the new b-5's for test flights Why does the highly secretive air force take test flights over a city packed with people, why don't they inform the FAA that they'll be operating over civilian airspace. Why are flares covering hundreds of miles for over an hour without burning up. i misremembered a wikipage i read a while ago man, that doesn't mean you have free range to be a dumbshit now.
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The Protagonist posted:all ufos of legitimately extraterrestrial origin (~<0.01%) are ancient autonomous robotic probes sending signals back to lifeless tombs. thats p fukken trippy the immensity of it all, such that there are unimaginably large filaments composed of galaxies out there is almost frightening imo That Robot fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Jun 10, 2016 |
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I agree with digital fingers
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Digital Fingers posted:Why does the highly secretive air force take test flights over a city packed with people, why don't they inform the FAA that they'll be operating over civilian airspace. Why are flares covering hundreds of miles for over an hour without burning up. If I was part of a highly secretive air force with a bunch of myths about having alien ships that we fly around in I'd make sure it was 100% required to take new pilots out on a flight to some city, pop the lights, then fly off while all the plebes freak out about aliens and monsters
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Why would aliens visit Phoenix anyways? It's just all old people. If this one was really floating around O'Hare for 5 minutes I have a tough time believing that even in 2006 no one even got a primitive lovely camera phone picture of it. And apparently this UFO decided to hang around over a cluster of gates at the airport where none of the baggage handlers were stealing cameras so welp?
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 07:51 |
well i know for a fact that me and 3 people saw something incredible and unless we humans can make bright orbs of light do loops in the sky and zoom off faster than any plane i've seen.... well then something is going down yo i really don't know what to believe at all though, but at least i know i saw something that as far as the official word goes does not and can not exist.... so ermmm yea i guess im nuts and all science goons can scoff at me, not that it's not healthy to be skeptical.
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Someone post some alien pussy
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Nation posted:well i know for a fact that me and 3 people saw something incredible and unless we humans can make bright orbs of light do loops in the sky and zoom off faster than any plane i've seen.... well then something is going down yo its definitely aliens they travel for thousands of years across space to show up in our atmosphere for 3 minutes before doing loops and leaving forever all of the spy satellites of every nation pick these up obviously, but the governments won't tell us about the aliens because of the illuminati conspiracy
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 08:47 |
exactly my point - i know for a fact i saw something but beside that five minutes and the people with me, everything....science, government, something awful posters all say what i saw is bullshit. So i guess the better question is what is proof, the same friends could all swear one of us did a crime and have them locked away on our word alone but when it comes to this our word means gently caress all. Lets be real though, i know i saw something but i didn't see an illuminati global conspiracy flying around in the sky, hence i said i saw a glowing orb of light and not whatever you think i'm talking about.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 08:57 |
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im not saying what you saw is bullshit, i'm saying it wasnt aliens (ps im an astrophysicist you people should be worrying way more about meteoroids/asteroids than you should be aliens because we have a lot of hilariously close near misses lmao)
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when did i say it was
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this whole topic pisses me off more than anything
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 09:06 |
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The Pheonx lights are skydivers jumping with flares attatched to them OP this is super common and well documented hope that helps with your mental illness.
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quote:Tonight we're going to grab our shotguns, jump into our rambling pickup truck, and chase a massive triangular UFO as it courses silently across the American southwest, for we are (once again) on the trail of the infamous Phoenix Lights.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 09:09 |
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criscodisco posted:Probably that weird natural satellite that they've known about since the 40s. You may want to read through this helpful pdf to clear up your confusion http://www.orbitaldebris.jsc.nasa.gov/newsletter/pdfs/ODQNv4i1.pdf
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wow just wow if you think it impossible for earth to be visited by extra terrestrials. did jesus tell you aliens dont exist or aomething idgi
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We are utterly alone in this universe
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