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Lol nice subtle "doggy = anal? huh?" line at the end op, love the gimmick. hated it at first but it has grown on me
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Vim Fuego posted:Ok, after years of the conflating doggystyle with anal sex gimmick, it is now hilarious. Well done! Lol I was wondering if this was the guy And no dude, your crown vic doesn't weight 4000 pounds. What the gently caress
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 02:22 |
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Vim Fuego posted:Ok, after years of the conflating doggystyle with anal sex gimmick, it is now hilarious. Well done! hahahahaha
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 02:24 |
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hahahaha conflating
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 02:24 |
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Vim Fuego posted:Ok, after years of the conflating doggystyle with anal sex gimmick, it is now hilarious. Well done!
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 02:24 |
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We have had lots of roundabouts installed in our area recently. I like them and there should be more. We now even have this loving thing: Haven't driven on that yet.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 02:35 |
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i have anxiety about such tasks as breathing without my throat closing up and existing without my heart exploding but driving a big rear end car in high speed traffic is just fine idk why
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 02:38 |
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There are roundabouts here and there in the US but nobody knows how to use them since theyre uncommon and not really covered in drivers ed so that just ruins any benefit of having them. Plus they take up more space than a regular intersection i imagine that is a factor in some cities
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 02:39 |
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A Stupid Baby posted:i have anxiety about such tasks as breathing without my throat closing up and existing without my heart exploding but driving a big rear end car in high speed traffic is just fine idk why Same here. I only get anxious over the absolute dumbest most irrational poo poo (24/7 thanks brain). Hurling thru the sky in a tin can air plane getting racked with turbulence? No problem.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 02:40 |
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Idiot Kicker posted:We have had lots of roundabouts installed in our area recently. I like them and there should be more. We now even have this loving thing: that rules
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 02:47 |
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within 15 years cities will be 95% roundabouts and if you cant handle it get a self driving car or stay at home
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 02:48 |
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looking forward to 95% rubble
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 02:50 |
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thathonkey posted:There are roundabouts here and there in the US but nobody knows how to use them since theyre uncommon and not really covered in drivers ed so that just ruins any benefit of having them. Plus they take up more space than a regular intersection i imagine that is a factor in some cities plenty of rotaries here in Massachusetts...i them since they scare bad drivers while rewarding competent ones
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 02:50 |
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zoom zoom
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 02:51 |
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:driving is a lot like doggystyle sex, its stinky, women hate it, but it gets easier as time goes on Wtf are you on about!? Every woman I've been with loves getting plowed doggystyle. They can't see my face that way!
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 02:52 |
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Away all Goats posted:i hate this stereotype because it implies there are people out there who are good and/or not bad at driving It's also super racist
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:04 |
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open your veins and let your life's blood flow forth
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:04 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Lol I was wondering if this was the guy http://www.edmunds.com/ford/crown-victoria/2011/features-specs/ Yes it does dude.
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:http://www.edmunds.com/ford/crown-victoria/2011/features-specs/ Maybe after you and your GF get inside of it, the typical car only weighs 1500 MAX
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:12 |
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:Maybe after you and your GF get inside of it, the typical car only weighs 1500 MAX
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:29 |
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Honda accord weights like 1.5 tons. Op thinks all cars are smart cars
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:30 |
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The curb weight is the weight of your vehicle with all fluids and components but without the drivers, passengers, and cargo. A tiny 2016 Honda Fit is over 2500 pounds. The lightest cars are considerably heavier than 1500. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curb_weight OP obviously is making a joke, not understanding how sex works or that cars are heavy. I believe the first part.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:54 |
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Almost any car weigh about 3,200lbs to 6,800 lbs. OP is a dummy.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 05:04 |
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:Maybe after you and your GF get inside of it, the typical car only weighs 1500 MAX lol you are literally dumb as poo poo
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 05:24 |
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satanic splash-back posted:i am a driver. a real driver. im not one of those "one hand on the wheel one hand on the coffee" style drivers. im not even a "one hand on the wheel one hand on the beer" kind of driver (its illegal in my state). im a one of a kind driver, the best driver, the only one who thinks about what im doing, the only one who knows the rules, the only one who can read the colors on a traffic signal with 100% accuracy. im the only one who knows you can't turn into the outside lane from the inside lane on a left hand turn from one two lane to another two lane road. im the guy wearing sunglasses and a trenchcoat in the middle of the summer. you lost me man I just turn the wheel in the direction I wanna go
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:10 |
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People that drive like they think they're in a video game make me sick and I hate all of them
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:13 |
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phasmid posted:Is it okay if me and my cyclist friends take this one lane for about five car-spans? I know there's a pedway right over there, but we like being able to yell things to eachother and that's hard to do single-file. Also, you might hit a pedestrian with your bicycle and that would be dangerous [i]IDIOT[//b]
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:14 |
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redm posted:People that drive like they think they're in a video game make me sick and I hate all of them Sometimes I forget to not steer like mario kart. Sorry
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:43 |
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I learnt to drive rom gta
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 07:02 |
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:I dont understand why people dont have more anxiety about driving cars, its the most dangerous thing you do on a daily basis, cars are 500lb death machines, and every statistic about death compares it by saying youre more likely to die driving yo work. Its also not up to you..owning and driving is a lot like doggystyle sex, its stinky, women hate it, but it gets easier as time goes on stop being a weenie
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 09:11 |
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As I get older, I get more easily mad at other people for not paying attention or not following the proper driving laws. It's not like I don't make mistakes, but when you're wilfully ignorant of who has the right-of-way then you can gently caress right off you dumb oval office.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 09:32 |
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Druve faster to get it over with sooner, op
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 10:05 |
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i pray for the deaths of dangerous drivers in accidents that dont involve me (or other innocent people but mostly me specifically)
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 10:19 |
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I only use uber op and close my eyes the entire trip and benzos lots of benzos.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 10:23 |
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I was actually really scared of cars growing up and people used to make fun of me for it until I finally got a license at 17 and promptly wrecked my $500 piece of poo poo first car by driving it into a brick wall at a Wendy's.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 10:37 |
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tokomon posted:I was actually really scared of cars growing up and people used to make fun of me for it until I finally got a license at 17 and promptly wrecked my $500 piece of poo poo first car by driving it into a brick wall at a Wendy's. i bet they don't make fun of you anymore
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 12:39 |
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Some gbs poster is too scared to drive. It's true
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 12:45 |
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Cnut the Great posted:i bet they don't make fun of you anymore I'm not even allowed to be mentioned at family gatherings, such is my shame.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 14:27 |
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i hope i get killed everytime i drive. one time i was mere inches from death (both wingmirrors got knocked back) at 70mph when i was overtaking a lorry (truck) and there was a bus coming on the oncoming lane and i went through the gap in the middle. that was the day i started believing in a higher power
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 14:35 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Some gbs poster is too scared to drive. It's true lol it is symbolic if you see him point em out
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