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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

tokomon posted:

I was actually really scared of cars growing up and people used to make fun of me for it until I finally got a license at 17 and promptly wrecked my $500 piece of poo poo first car by driving it into a brick wall at a Wendy's.

i bet they don't make fun of you anymore

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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
my high school yearbook had a superlative award for "Worst Driver" and i always thought it was funny because the winner was invariably just the most reckless drunk driver in our grade, and none of the teachers or administrators presiding over the yearbook seemed to realize this

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
idk how much my car weighs. i tried driving it over my bathroom scale but it didn't work, because i don't own a bathroom scale, or a car.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

3,350 lbs and about 4000 with you in it LOL

how could i be that fat if i don't even own a refrigerator. i'm loving destitute man. can i live with you

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