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8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
It's like that Snickers commercial but with a fat joint. Like, you'd have Donald Trump all like "Mexico sucks" and then Chris Christie hands him a sticky doobie dog and he puffs that poo poo and suddenly he's Bernie Sanders and he's like "hey man, let's all go to college". You just aren't yourself when you're not high.

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Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
"When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself." Bob Marley

Weed is pretty much my religion at this point, and people laugh when I say that, but those same people think a fictional jewish carpenter is an omnipotent being and they drink his blood, so....

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Been smoking weed with my new buddy in Nebraska today. drat I love weed and the internet.

no mom very hungry
Oct 5, 2004

You are getting sleepy...

Oh, Oscar! :allears:

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tomatoes and shit
Sep 17, 2015

senior year is gonna be litt i can just tell

HAM ON THE BONE
Aug 22, 2009


Pillbug
Man I love weed but I get mad depressed for like a week after I smoke. Ends up not being worth it :smith:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I am a fan of it, yes.

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich

anglerfish posted:

Man I love weed but I get mad depressed for like a week after I smoke. Ends up not being worth it :smith:
same, but opposite. i'm always depressed, except when i smoke

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

no poo poo, my dear op

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Freestyle posted:

same, but opposite. i'm always depressed, except when i smoke

If not depressed, then terrifically anxious. Smoking weed means I don't need to smoke cigarettes, so I consider it a health choice.

Akimika
May 23, 2011

Reality is lemons and the internet's my lemonade
I have a whole lotta edibles that I'm not gonna eat, because we got a lot when we moved to CO.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Freestyle posted:

"When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself." Bob Marley

So, deeply introverted?

Imapanda
Sep 12, 2008

Majoris Felidae Peditum
moving to washington state on july 4th

gonna buy a celebratory migration bong as soon as i leave the airport

can confirm weed is cool and good and especially with fireworks

only downside is that it makes you fat as gently caress with the munchies and you end up binging poo poo like video games or netflix or something for hours and hours forever, reccommend it outdoors for max effect

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Plus, its as effective as viagra for 1/10th of the cost, and no embarrassing conversations with your doc.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Please Legalize it.

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich

Serviette posted:

So, deeply introverted?

I guess under all the blustery bullshit, that's who you really are. Of course, I think I'm Superman when I smoke, so there may be some placebo effect in play.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Smoked weed five-ten times a day for 16 years
Then I quit for a few months, and now when I smoke even like a tiny leaf, I start obsessing about the fact that I will die one day.

I rarely smoke anymore

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Freestyle posted:

I guess under all the blustery bullshit, that's who you really are. Of course, I think I'm Superman when I smoke, so there may be some placebo effect in play.

Of course you never really know man...

It's like

Cha

>giggles

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

I smoked a weed one time, then never stopped

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Drunk Nerds posted:

Smoked weed five-ten times a day for 16 years
Then I quit for a few months, and now when I smoke even like a tiny leaf, I start obsessing about the fact that I will die one day.

I rarely smoke anymore

memento mori

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i spend a lot of time using my weed whip destroying weed around my property. it keeps growing in my mulch, under my trees, in between the bushes, hell its even in the bush, growing up through cracks in my driveway, next to my sidewalk, next to the shed, near the gas can, near the gas can for huffing, by the house, by the garden, in the garden, but not in the yard. i keep that thing spotless.

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
420

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Drunk Nerds posted:

I rarely smoke anymore

Hey. Hey Joey, I got some stuff you just gotta try



What are ya....chicken??

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

It's my "drug" of choice, mos def.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Tom Gorman posted:

Hey. Hey Joey, I got some stuff you just gotta try



What are ya....chicken??

You drat turkey.






I want more weed but no one can hook me up :smith:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Drunk Nerds posted:

Smoked weed five-ten times a day for 16 years
Then I quit for a few months, and now when I smoke even like a tiny leaf, I start obsessing about the fact that I will die one day.

I rarely smoke anymore

It must suck to be such a bitch into perpetuity.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

It must suck to be such a bitch into perpetuity.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
To think that there are those who disapprove weed. Some even posting on this here forum. It's absolutely scandalous.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Weed is god dalmn cool and also good

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Don't know if something was added to the stuff I got, but the last few times I got high, I turned into a sex fiend.

Is that normal?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
drugs are for losers

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Losers are boozers

semon demon
Jul 31, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCwTeuumTvA

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich

Wicker Man posted:

Don't know if something was added to the stuff I got, but the last few times I got high, I turned into a sex fiend.

Is that normal?
yep. its all part of the magic

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
just got 3 g of some choice indica yesterday.
on my lunch hour at work.

this brave new world of gettin weed online is awesome.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Tom Gorman posted:

Hey. Hey Joey, I got some stuff you just gotta try



What are ya....chicken??

Hey kid, you like airplanes? I got something that will really make you fly.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

a couple of weeks ago i connected my friend with my contact so she could buy $100 worth of weed. turns out it was a present for me so i got $100 worth of weed for free

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

I very much enjoy going to the weed store and saying, "Yes, please give me a quarter ounce of your finest weeds, my good man", and knowing that there are zero potential legal problems with the transaction.

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
A brave new world, indeed.

A couple weeks ago, I went to the internet machine and filled out a form and uploaded a scan of my DL. I immediately received an email containing a real doctor's medical recommendation. I then uploaded this document (and my ID scan again) to another website. I spent 10 minutes browsing their selection (lots of waxes and poo poo that I'm not interested in, but a decent variety of buds, maybe 20 strains?). Then I called a phone number and told them what I wanted, and half an hour later a friendly guy showed up and delivered it. The price was <$150/oz. I was just blown away at how easy and cheap it was -- the whole thing took about an hour and cost under $200 to get an ounce brought to me (including the medical recommendation, which is also my legal protection for having weed on me, and good for a year). And it was quality stuff, too, nicely trimmed fat nugs, all organic and outdoor.

Not me, though! Now I never go outside

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H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
weekend just started: first j of the day!

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