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Apparently some bible passage by Isaiah used to say 'the lion laid down with the lamb' and now it says 'the wolf laid down with the lamb', and Forrest Gump says 'life was like a box of chocolates' even though he's sure it's 'life is like a box of chocolates'. Being the intrepid pioneer he is he has decided to venture into Brixton today to ask old time preacher men for their opinions (on the bible I guess, not Forrest Gump). Should I tell him that jet fuel can't melt steel beams and document his reaction?
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Jun 10, 2016 10:12
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Sorry about your retarded father and your garbage post about your retarded father.
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Jun 10, 2016 10:14
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I'm pretty sure I've seen Christian pictures of lions laying down with lambs. I've never seen a similar picture of wolf with lamb.
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Jun 10, 2016 10:18
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Woah! That's creepy!
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Jun 10, 2016 10:18
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SEA PATROL!
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Jun 10, 2016 10:19
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King of Bees posted:SEA PATROL! do this. only sea patrol can save your father.
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Jun 10, 2016 10:27
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King of Bees posted:SEA PATROL!
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Jun 10, 2016 10:31
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Am I mis-remembering certain facts? No, can't be, I must have shifted into a parallel dimension. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMqZ2PPOLik
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Jun 10, 2016 10:44
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Being the intrepid pioneer he is he has decided to venture into Brixton today to ask old time preacher men for their opinions (on the bible I guess, not Forrest Gump). How would that help? All those old preachers are probably from this reality, not his original reality.
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Jun 10, 2016 10:54
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Mental illness runs in the family op sorry 
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Jun 10, 2016 10:57
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Jun 10, 2016 11:00
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it doesn't do anything, that's the beauty of it
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Jun 10, 2016 11:03
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Elementary, Watson!
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Jun 10, 2016 11:05
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u mean like the ring as in the ring? or the ring as in the squared circle? how about tell dad to go a few rounds with mom under the covers and then he may lose the aggression
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Jun 10, 2016 11:28
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Jun 10, 2016 11:31
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There's nothing mobile about the mobile destructor
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Jun 10, 2016 11:31
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King of Bees posted:SEA PATROL! SEA PATROL
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Jun 10, 2016 11:32
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Ive got to go to brixton later OP , want me to punch your dad in the face or anything The preachers there are dumb as poo poo and really annoying so i could punch them too if theyre all going to be int he same place
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Jun 10, 2016 11:36
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Meet him in Brixton and tell him you're his wife in disguise see if you can get him to blow you.
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Jun 10, 2016 11:45
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criscodisco posted:Meet him in Brixton and tell him you're his wife in disguise see if you can get him to blow you. this sounds like a job for the Brixton tranny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCSacO6A5mU she makes deliveries
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Jun 10, 2016 11:48
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Does he not have google? Can he not just google it and see they're both often misquoted and altered slightly to fit the tense in which they're being used? edit: Where's the fun in that? Tell your Da to enjoy his adventures. 
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Jun 10, 2016 11:51
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I was looking at the dude shoveling posts in the pic and only saw the figure on the right in like my peripheral vision and just saw it as an awkwardly posed figure in a shiny black bodysuit and for a brief moment thought it was a chick. Then I realized that's absurd, there are no women in SEA PATROL.
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Jun 10, 2016 11:53
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Why not does their ragging attract sharks?
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Jun 10, 2016 12:00
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sex idiot posted:SEA PATROL Bring back SEA PATROL 2016
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Jun 10, 2016 12:00
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Gridlocked posted:Bring back SEA PATROL 2016 Make SEA PATROL great again. Also, wtf are you guys on with this sea patrol stuff? I'm lost.
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Jun 10, 2016 12:02
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memories are hilariously wrong a lot of the time its why eyewitness testimony is trash in court
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Jun 10, 2016 12:06
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greg sexyvibes posted:Make SEA PATROL great again. I think and would hope it's in the goldmine
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Jun 10, 2016 12:11
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criscodisco posted:Why not does their ragging attract sharks? Because SEA PATROL is a manly endeavor for manly men and not to be sullied by the presence of women.
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Jun 10, 2016 12:16
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op ask ur mum about the mandingo effect
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Jun 10, 2016 12:21
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Tell him that the lion may lay with the sheep but the sheep maybe a wolf in sheep's clothing. Oooooh look! SEA PATROL!
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Jun 10, 2016 12:21
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Maybe get him a three wolf lamb T-shirt?
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Jun 10, 2016 12:26
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I first heard of the Mandela effect of Art Bell, and to be honest I did think Nelson Mandela was dead at the time, but I don't think it's anything weird, I just don't bother caring about anything going on outside my bong. Plus Nelson Mandela sounds like an old timey name.
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Jun 10, 2016 12:30
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It's the Berenstein Bears and no one can tell me different OP you filthy universe A scum.
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Jun 10, 2016 12:30
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Ben Smash posted:three wolf lamb thanks for the new band name
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Jun 10, 2016 12:30
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criscodisco posted:I first heard of the Mandela effect of Art Bell, and to be honest I did think Nelson Mandela was dead at the time, but I don't think it's anything weird, I just don't bother caring about anything going on outside my bong. I looked up the Mandela Effect on Wikipedia because I've never heard of it, and the wiki article is called 'Confabulation' and talks about how it's a symptom of Alzheimer's, or brain tumors, or Swiss cheese brain from alcoholism.
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Jun 10, 2016 12:51
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Alzheimer's disease is a hard thing for families, I'll keep your father in my prayers.
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Jun 10, 2016 12:52
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Cthulu Carl posted:I looked up the Mandela Effect on Wikipedia because I've never heard of it, and the wiki article is called 'Confabulation' and talks about how it's a symptom of Alzheimer's, or brain tumors, or Swiss cheese brain from alcoholism. No it's when the toilet flushes counter clockwise in the southern hemisphere
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Jun 10, 2016 12:54
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Thanks SEA PATROL.
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Jun 10, 2016 12:54
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WEll Bucko I got news for ya the Mandelan effect is here, it's just another one of those quantum effects, just because we arrived at the same place here now it doesn't mean we all had the exact same past... it's all about probabilities, anyway I could go on at length about this in a manic state but it seems like u got your share of that kinda thing good luck
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Jun 10, 2016 12:59
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Apparently some bible passage by Isaiah used to say 'the lion laid down with the lamb' and now it says 'the wolf laid down with the lamb', and Forrest Gump says 'life was like a box of chocolates' even though he's sure it's 'life is like a box of chocolates'. Being the intrepid pioneer he is he has decided to venture into Brixton today to ask old time preacher men for their opinions (on the bible I guess, not Forrest Gump). Take your pills, you'll feel much better afterwards.
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