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CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Because every teenager knows that hanging out in a park at night is a guaranteed way to get the cops to check on what you're doing.

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dsf
Jul 1, 2004
b/c theyre waiting to cop dope

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
It's a sick place to show off the new subwoofer you spent months saving for

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Watched this whole goddamned thing and it brought a nostalgic tear to these tired old eyes.

I miss metal chicks. :(

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Why are you scoping out teenagers in parking lots Windows 98??

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Windows 98 posted:

what's up with this? do they not have xboxes and computers? my guess is that it's because mom won't let them smoke weed in the house, but I don't really know because I had a cool mom in high school and also a crippling WoW addiction and no friends.

maybe all the perkins and dennys closed

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

mdm posted:

Why are you scoping out teenagers in parking lots Windows 98??

He's cargo culting Aatreck in an effort to regain his position as a mod.

But he needs to aim a bit... younger!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvhchxHUCA0&t=1821s

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

im the rabbit accepting death

DapperDraculaDeer
Aug 4, 2007

Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.
Wow you played WoW too? I wonder if we knew each other.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
they're avoiding their parents/home and if they're younger teenagers they are practicing feeling cool

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
Because they can't get into the Irish pub across the road, op.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
And you can't smoke at Denny's anymore.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

You had a WOW addiction in high school? And a 2005 reg date? You are a virgin, aren't you?

this is a quality point

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

CubanMissile posted:

And you can't smoke at Denny's anymore.

couldn't when I was in high school, either, which is why we went to the gross dumpster fire that is Waffle House

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
pros of having waffle houses everywhere:
Drunks and teenagers have a place to hang out that isn't the sidewalk, parking lots, closed parks, etc
Everyone expects barf

cons: someone might eat the food

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

You had a WOW addiction in high school? And a 2005 reg date? You are a virgin, aren't you?

I lost my virginity when I was 17 and have been a proud sex haver ever since. And by proud sex haver I mean my girlfriend puts out maybe once a week if I am truly lucky.

Life doesn't get better with age, you just learn to deal with it better :shrug:

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

mdm posted:

Why are you scoping out teenagers in parking lots Windows 98??

I almost hit one as they blindly ran in front of my car on my way out of the dollar store parking lot, because I am an adult who knows the value of money and will not spend more than a dollar on dish soap or pool noodles.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
wrong thread

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Hanging out in parking lots is cool, and the premier hangout spot for those without their own place

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Windows 98 posted:

I almost hit one as they blindly ran in front of my car on my way out of the dollar store parking lot, because I am an adult who knows the value of money and will not spend more than a dollar on dish soap or pool noodles.

Man, I got dollar store glasses one time and those things were such a rip off compared to the ones at the thrift store.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Dreddout posted:

Windows 98 confirmed for the dumb nerd know one liked.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Windows 98 posted:

I almost hit one as they blindly ran in front of my car on my way out of the dollar store parking lot, because I am an adult who knows the value of money and will not spend more than a dollar on dish soap or pool noodles.

also confirmed for poor

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dreddout posted:

Windows 98 confirmed for the dumb nerd know one liked.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Windows 98 posted:

Oh absolutely. Except I had the illusion of friends because I sold weed and occasionally other things. Only years later did I realize no one is actually friends with their dealer and they were just being nice to me because I had drugs.


:smith:

Also confirmed as literally the character "mac" from it's always sunny irl (but without the muscles)

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Windows 98 posted:

Life doesn't get better with age, you just learn to deal with it better :shrug:

How about you get "(CURRENT YEAR) Sucked" tattooed on you every year until you die?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dreddout posted:

How about you get "(CURRENT YEAR) Sucked" tattooed on you every year until you die?

Ssve money and just do "LIFE SUCKED"

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Windows 98 posted:

It must have been very hard considering you have no imagination whatsoever, as evidence by your posts.

now i feel really, really bad for you.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

satanic splash-back posted:

now i feel really, really bad for you.

Please stop posting

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
drat, I love pool noodles. I wish I owned one, maybe i should go to the dollar store later. And then to a pool and I could hit people with the pool noodle or use it to splash water in peoples faces and they can't get mad cause its just a piece of foam. ha ha, drat, pool noodles are some good poo poo aren't they?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I forgot to post the picture I took going into the dollar store

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

woe unto the man who eats a dollar ribeye

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

that is a lot of pool noodles

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012





larf

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Jesus Christ that's the most horrible thing I've seen all week.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

tazjin posted:

I'm social with friends a lot but it's always very expensive :smith:

Sitting in a parking lot?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
A quarter in a parking meter only gets you six minutes nowadays

It's too expensive to hang out in parking lots now

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


Darth123123 posted:

Sitting in a parking lot?

Parking lots around here sadly don't sell beer

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
When I was that age we did it because my one friend would just pick up mostly smoked cigs off the ground and finish them. So maybe kids still do that? :shrug:

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ein cooler Typ posted:

A quarter in a parking meter only gets you six minutes nowadays

It's too expensive to hang out in parking lots now

You need to hang in high school lots. Not upscale Gold Coast lots.

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