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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Who's the celebrity you are going to marry?
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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Solice Kirsk posted:

Jennifer Aniston. I'm gonna be the man that fixes her.

You know Lumbergh hosed her, right?

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Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm


Seriously, who wouldn't want to marry this celery?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Network Pesci posted:

You know Lumbergh hosed her, right?

Oh, Oh, oh, OH, OH!

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


 Matthew Lesko is my one tru luv
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Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead





 Porn stars don't count as celebrities.

I could marry Lady Gaga, she seems weird, I bet it'd be exciting.

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