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Thanks to the invention of the internet in the 1990's, humans can see cunts for free, without any financial, emotional, or temporal investment into another human being. Better yet, its completely legal (unless you're under 18 and clicking the line that says "i'm over 18" but I'm fairly certain that is also a remnant of the 90's) and, in fact, encouraged by some religions and family structures. Cunts, freely shared, freely seen, constantly loving. Cunts, hosed, loving, and will gently caress every time the play button is pressed, and even hosed in reverse when the video is reversed. The future is communication; communication of cunts and oval office experiences.
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satanic splash-back posted:Thanks to the invention of the internet in the 1990's, humans can see cunts for free, without any financial, emotional, or temporal investment into another human being. Better yet, its completely legal (unless you're under 18 and clicking the line that says "i'm over 18" but I'm fairly certain that is also a remnant of the 90's) and, in fact, encouraged by some religions and family structures. Cunts, freely shared, freely seen, constantly loving. Cunts, hosed, loving, and will gently caress every time the play button is pressed, and even hosed in reverse when the video is reversed. The future is communication; communication of cunts and oval office experiences. I just got this really cool business idea: imagine if there were a magazine with cunts in it, delivered right to your doorstep. It could also have articles, for plausible deniability
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Jun 12, 2016 04:46
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It's getting hot out there! You might be tempted to have some of that summertime treat known as ice cream. But why pay extra to have the ice and cream mixed together for you? Just shove some ice cubes into your mouth and chug some cream, then swish it all around in your mouth. Delicious!
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Jun 12, 2016 04:50
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why spend money on storebought cream when you can just spray your body's natural cream directly in your own mouth
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Jun 12, 2016 05:48
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Doctor Dogballs posted:why spend money on storebought cream when you can just spray your body's natural cream directly in your own mouth There must be wikihow illustrations of this somewhere, I'm sure.
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Jun 12, 2016 15:18
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Why buy toilet paper when there are towels hanging in your bathroom? Toss them in the washer and recycle.
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Jun 12, 2016 16:01
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satanic splash-back posted:Thanks to the invention of the internet in the 1990's, humans can see cunts for free, without any financial, emotional, or temporal investment into another human being. Better yet, its completely legal (unless you're under 18 and clicking the line that says "i'm over 18" but I'm fairly certain that is also a remnant of the 90's) and, in fact, encouraged by some religions and family structures. Cunts, freely shared, freely seen, constantly loving. Cunts, hosed, loving, and will gently caress every time the play button is pressed, and even hosed in reverse when the video is reversed. The future is communication; communication of cunts and oval office experiences. Please don't post the abstract for my latest paper
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Jun 12, 2016 16:11
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Instead of wasting money on condoms, become the pull-out king!
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Jun 12, 2016 16:16
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Ascend from the mortal plane and save money on rent
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Jun 12, 2016 16:21
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Why stop to pick up steak on the way home when you can just quickly pull over and grab that raccoon on the side of the road? You're saving both time AND money!
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Jun 12, 2016 16:31
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Parallax Scroll posted:save gas by not leaving the house This is excellent advice. I also save money by not buying food.
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Jun 13, 2016 01:16
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Steal your neighbors paper and never buy tp again
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Jun 13, 2016 01:17
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get a donkey and ride it to work instead of driving, you can also replace your lawnmower with the donkey I guess in the winter you can feed it your neighbors newspaper, but you'll have to find another tp substitute.
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Jun 13, 2016 01:18
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Dreddout posted:Instead of wasting money on condoms, become the pull-out king! learn to perform home abortions. no more condoms and a nice source of side income
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Jun 13, 2016 01:20
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Slyph posted:Checks out So you can save lots of money by taking food, eating it, then give it back to the store after digesting it. No need to worry about pissing in the top of the toilet when all your waste just gets returned to the store you got your food at.
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Jun 13, 2016 01:23
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Sustain yourself on the cheap by only eating chain
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Jun 13, 2016 02:39
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cultivate bed bugs and eat those
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Jun 13, 2016 13:21
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make a chili without bean with them
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Jun 13, 2016 13:21
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Shoot/stab/wallop people and rummage through their pockets, taking anything of value
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Jun 13, 2016 13:23
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I have an easier way. Be white and commit crime. I shoplift at whole foods to save hundreds.
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Jun 13, 2016 13:31
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Zombie Boat posted:I have an easier way. Be white and commit crime. I shoplift at whole foods to save hundreds. Yes, but how white are you? Are you farm-to-table white?
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Jun 13, 2016 14:41
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be good at swimming
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Jun 13, 2016 14:42
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be rich and exploit tax loopholes
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Jun 13, 2016 15:50
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looks like imagination christmas this year kids
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Jun 13, 2016 16:08
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i'm sorry, kids, imagination santa didn't bring you any imaginary presents this year - try to imagine some imaginary coal instead
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Jun 13, 2016 18:11
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Save money by never having kids. If you already have kids, don't fret! The cold embrace of a gropey nursing home attendant is something to look forward to in your twilight years.
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Jun 13, 2016 19:50
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eat your own poop instead of going to chipotle
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Jun 13, 2016 19:51
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Eat fresh
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Jun 13, 2016 19:53
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eat someone else's cum and not yours save yours for rainy days and to seed the future generation
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Jun 13, 2016 19:53
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Have children then eat you children to save on food costs
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Jun 13, 2016 19:58
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ghlbtsk posted:Yes, but how white are you? I'm white like a snow hare in an alabaster white out during a klan rally.
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Jun 13, 2016 20:35
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i'm white like a blind polar bear in a blizzard eating rice with mayo on top
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Jun 13, 2016 20:39
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Buy your own espresso machine and grinder, it's an investment to begin with but .50 cents per cup made at home vs 4.00 per cup at a barista adds up quick.
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Jun 13, 2016 20:41
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i just took a big SBD in my cubicle 
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Jun 13, 2016 21:26
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Mozi posted:i'm white like a blind polar bear in a blizzard eating rice with mayo on top mayo isn't super white tbh
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Jun 13, 2016 21:39
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Chinatown posted:i just took a big SBD in my cubicle The joy will be increased by multitudes if you do it in another's cubicle.
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Jun 13, 2016 21:42
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Ahundredbux posted:mayo isn't super white tbh it's albino mayo
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Jun 13, 2016 21:42
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Ahundredbux posted:mayo isn't super white tbh i had chipotle mayo in my wrap today
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Jun 13, 2016 21:48
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Chinatown posted:eat your own poop instead of going to chipotle Chinatown posted:i had chipotle mayo in my wrap today What did you do for mayo?
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Mozi posted:it's albino mayo sorry I didn't mean to imply your not white
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