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v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
I hope it's not too early for this thread because I'm bored.

If you don't know, just answer the previous question and pose your own. That is how it works, thank you

To start:

Over/Under Sam Bradford starts: 9.5

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

v2vian man posted:

I hope it's not too early for this thread because I'm bored.

If you don't know, just answer the previous question and pose your own. That is how it works, thank you

To start:

Over/Under Sam Bradford starts: 9.5

Over. Because who the gently caress else do they have?


True/False Christian Hackenberg starts at least one game.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Over. Because who the gently caress else do they have?


True/False Christian Hackenberg starts at least one game.

True. It might be preseason and it might be so bad they pull him after a drive.

True/False Mark Sanchez is the Broncos' Starter Week 8

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Raku posted:

True. It might be preseason and it might be so bad they pull him after a drive.

True/False Mark Sanchez is the Broncos' Starter Week 8

False.


True/False

James Harrison gets a leading with the crown penalty this year.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Flikken posted:

False.


True/False

James Harrison gets a leading with the crown penalty this year.

True. Duh.

E: poo poo. Need new question

True or False: The Patriots win the AFC East despite Brady's suspension.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Alter Ego posted:

True. Duh.

E: poo poo. Need new question

True or False: The Patriots win the AFC East despite Brady's suspension.

Way True. Easy. By 5 games.


True/False: The Raiders win the AFC West

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Athanatos posted:

Way True. Easy. By 5 games.


True/False: The Raiders win the AFC West

False: Chiefs

T/F - Broncos make postseason

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Mel Mudkiper posted:

False: Chiefs

T/F - Broncos make postseason

False. Ravens and Steelers take the wild cards.

True/False: The NFC North sends only the Packers to the playoffs.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

v2vian man posted:

False. Ravens and Steelers take the wild cards.

True/False: The NFC North sends only the Packers to the playoffs.

False. Vikes get one of the wildcards.


True/False: Rex Ryan loses his HC job by the end of the season.

Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

False. Vikes get one of the wildcards.


True/False: Rex Ryan loses his HC job by the end of the season.

False: It will be immediately after the end of the season after narrowly missing the playoffs in week 16

True/False: The eagles start at least 3 QBs this year

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Blarfk posted:

False: It will be immediately after the end of the season after narrowly missing the playoffs in week 16

True/False: The eagles start at least 3 QBs this year

True: Bradford, Wentz and an as-of-yet-unsigned QB.

True/False: Jacksonville win the AFC South.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

True: Bradford, Wentz and an as-of-yet-unsigned QB.

True/False: Jacksonville win the AFC South.

False: the utter cold world that is reality won't allow anyone but the colts with a healthy qb or the Texans with the colts having qb injury problems win the division till mariota gains enough power to slay the beats

T/F: The Rams win 8 or more games

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Metapod posted:

False: the utter cold world that is reality won't allow anyone but the colts with a healthy qb or the Texans with the colts having qb injury problems win the division till mariota gains enough power to slay the beats

T/F: The Rams win 8 or more games

False

T/F Suh gets at least 1 game suspension this year


Also. Gyro. That final QB the eagles start is Daniels

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

CyberPingu posted:

False

T/F Suh gets at least 1 game suspension this year


Also. Gyro. That final QB the eagles start is Daniels

False. No reason really.

Over/Under: JJ Watt 13.5 sacks

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

b0ng posted:

False. No reason really.

Over/Under: JJ Watt 13.5 sacks

Over.


Over/Under Duke Johnson JR All purpose yards in 2016 1500

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Flikken posted:

Over.


Over/Under Duke Johnson JR All purpose yards in 2016 1500

Under. Isaiah Crowell is going to split reps and carries with him.

Over / Under

Terence Newman starts 4 games as Safety for Minnesota.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

OxySnake posted:

Under. Isaiah Crowell is going to split reps and carries with him.

Over / Under

Terence Newman starts 4 games as Safety for Minnesota.

Under because that sounds stupid as gently caress

True / False

Demarco Murray will rush for 1000 yards or more

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Over. Because who the gently caress else do they have?

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

True: Bradford, Wentz and an as-of-yet-unsigned QB.

Check out this contract. He's not getting cut, and if Bradford and Wentz are both awful he's going to get some playing time.

Metapod posted:

Demarco Murray will rush for 1000 yards or more

False, I don't think he'll lead his team in rushing.

T/F

Todd Gurley leads the league in rushing.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Grittybeard posted:

Check out this contract. He's not getting cut, and if Bradford and Wentz are both awful he's going to get some playing time.


False, I don't think he'll lead his team in rushing.

T/F

Todd Gurley leads the league in rushing.

False, Le'Veon takes it if he stays healthy.

Over/Under Ezekiel Elliott rushing yards: 1,200

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.
^False, he'll regress.

AFCE teams averaging over 7.5 wins?

e: sorry, NFL only...

Zurreco fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Jun 12, 2016

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Zurreco posted:

^False, he'll regress.

AFCE teams averaging over 7.5 wins?

e: sorry, NFL only...

False cause lol of course they don't when they have a window of opportunity

T/F

Romo will play week 17

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Metapod posted:

False cause lol of course they don't when they have a window of opportunity

T/F

Romo will play week 17

F, they will have already secured homefield advantage.

T/F A rookie quarterback will play in one of the conference championship games

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

blue squares posted:

F, they will have already secured homefield advantage.

T/F A rookie quarterback will play in one of the conference championship games

True. Paxton Lynch gets carried by the Denver defense, but they'll probably lose the game to the Patriots or Steelers.

T/F A player gets injured by celebrating.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

incompetent posted:

True. Paxton Lynch gets carried by the Denver defense, but they'll probably lose the game to the Patriots or Steelers.

T/F A player gets injured by celebrating.

T. Will happen eventually.

T/F, two or more afc:s teams finish with five or fewer wins.

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

Eifert Posting posted:

T. Will happen eventually.

T/F, two or more afc:s teams finish with five or fewer wins.

False, just the Titans.

O/U 4.5 head coaches will lose their positions before the playoffs.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Zurreco posted:

False, just the Titans.

O/U 4.5 head coaches will lose their positions before the playoffs.

First off rude

Secondly under

O/U

JPP 8 sacks

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Metapod posted:

First off rude

Secondly under

O/U

JPP 8 sacks

8's a good line for him, i will take the under but will revise if he makes it out of july 4 weekend with all 7 digits

True/False: The rookie of the year will be a QB.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

v2vian man posted:

8's a good line for him, i will take the under but will revise if he makes it out of july 4 weekend with all 7 digits

True/False: The rookie of the year will be a QB.

False: Joey Bosa or Jalen Ramsay.

O/U: Jared Goff's interception rate at 4% by end of season.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

False: Joey Bosa or Jalen Ramsay.

O/U: Jared Goff's interception rate at 4% by end of season.

Over


T/F: Josh Doctson puts up the biggest stats among rookie WRs

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

Benne posted:

Over


T/F: Josh Doctson puts up the biggest stats among rookie WRs

True, mostly because this WR class isn't as impressive.

O/U: 9.5 INT for Jay Cutler now that he has more receivers?

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Zurreco posted:

True, mostly because this WR class isn't as impressive.

O/U: 9.5 INT for Jay Cutler now that he has more receivers?

Over.


Gronk o/u 1100 receiving yards?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Phobeste posted:

Over.


Gronk o/u 1100 receiving yards?

Under, he'll get hurt.

O/U combined wins for Goff/Paxton/Wentz at 15.5

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Jun 12, 2016

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Eifert Posting posted:

Under, he'll get hurt.

O/U combined wins for Goff/Paxton/Wentz at 15.5

Under, I don't see Lynch or Wentz playing much in 2016.

T/F Hue Jackson successfully revives RGIII's career

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Benne posted:

Under, I don't see Lynch or Wentz playing much in 2016.

T/F Hue Jackson successfully revives RGIII's career

False. RGIII will show flashes but end up hurt again.

T/F: Another NFL franchise relocates within the next five years

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

fartknocker posted:

False. RGIII will show flashes but end up hurt again.

T/F: Another NFL franchise relocates within the next five years

True: Mojave Raiders is too good not to happen.

T/F: Romo is injured within the first 4 games of the season.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Gyro Zeppeli posted:

True: Mojave Raiders is too good not to happen.

T/F: Romo is injured within the first 4 games of the season.

False: McFadden / Morris / Elliot will be used so frequently that Romo will take fewer hits then before.

O/U Jadveon Clowney 8.5 Sacks

Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Jun 13, 2016

Colgrim
Jul 23, 2009

OxySnake posted:

False: McFadden / Morris / Elliot will be used to frequently that Romo will take fewer hits then before.

O/U Jadveon Clowney 8.5 Sacks

Under

T/F Jamaal Charles vies for the Comeback Player of the year.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

True

O/U Derek Carr 100 QB Rating

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

Ostentatious posted:

True

O/U Derek Carr 100 QB Rating

Based on his middle name I have to say under.

Jaguars DL Dexter Fowler : 5 sacks

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

b0ng posted:

Based on his middle name I have to say under.

Jaguars DL Dexter Fowler : 5 sacks

I'll take over despite being pretty sure that's not his name.

T/F: L. Green (Steelers) has the worst statistical season of the AFC:N starting Tight Ends.

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