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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost


https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/742041332684881920

hello and welcome to yet another TNA pay per view

will this be the last one?

it probably will be for the current production crew

MATCHES:

Anyway, there are currently 9 announced matches for this show, set to air on Sunday, June 12th at 8 PM. This is not really in any particular order, aside from the X-Division match which will open the show

Match #1: Fatal Fourway for the X-Division Title: Trevor Lee w/ Shane Helms vs. Andrew Everett w/ Shane Helms vs. Eddie Edwards vs. DJ Z

this will likely be flippy poo poo and stuff and probably good

Match #2: The Tribunal w/ Al Snow vs. Mahabali Shera and Grado

on one hand you have the former Sylvester Lefort and Marcus Louis of NXT as a French tag team vs comedy jobbers. expect dancing and head

Match #3: Apparently with Gail Kim vs Maria being tabled for unknown reasons, this is going to be Braxton Sutter (f. Pepper Parks) vs. To Be Announced. I'm digging TBA's chances.

Match #4: Eli Drake (c) vs. Bram for the TNA King of the Mountain title

this is not a King of the Mountain match thank loving god

Match 5: Jade vs. Sienna for the TNA Knockouts title

probably will be better than Shelley Martinex vs Rebel

Match 6: Decay (c) (Abyss and Crazzy Steve) w/ Rosemary vs the BroMans (Robbie E vs Jessie Godderz)

I want to kill the people who thought all of these names were good aside from Abyss

Match 7: The Miracle Mike Bennett vs Ethan Carter the III

For weeks, EC3 was trying to get a rematch against Bennett after his first pinfall loss. He was thwarted in multiple attempts and was a wuss. The match was made when Dixie Carter gave EC3 control over the show one night and then made Bennett clean up after Earl Hebner.

Match 8: Lashley vs. Drew Galloway in a knockout or tapout match

Build for this has been good, with Lashley trying to kill Drew in the gym repeatedly.

Match 9: Brother Nero vs. The Broken Matt Hardy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXIgHq_h8Z0

HOW TO WATCH:

Lets face it. None of you want to give TNA your money and forum rules prohibit me from linking a streamed PPV.

REVIEWS:

Cubone posted:

I would like to emphasize that Jeff Hardy told Sports Illustrated he intends to outdo Shane McMahon's 30 ft elbow drop from Wrestlemania, so if you buy TNA Slam adversary there is a non-zero chance you'll get to watch a 38 year old serial drug abuser cripple or kill himself.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jun 12, 2016

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Total Nonstop Action wrestling sucks

Hardys Nonstop Action wrestling rules

Go HNA

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
I won't watch this show but if there isn't another fake baby spot I want a refund.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
TNA Sucks

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

not even the Wrestlemania GDT is posted 2 days in advance, guess op really wanted to be the op lol

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

bradzilla posted:

not even the Wrestlemania GDT is posted 2 days in advance, guess op really wanted to be the op lol

gotta make sure people know when to tune in

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
:siren: PLEASE INFORM THE THREAD IF YOU SPEND MONEY ON THIS PPV :siren:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Golashes posted:

:siren: PLEASE INFORM THE THREAD IF YOU SPEND MONEY ON THIS PPV :siren:

seriously anyone who actually buys this for $40 should get a gang tag or something

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i might buy this

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

bradzilla posted:

seriously anyone who actually buys this for $40 should get a gang tag or something

i'm not going to buy ROH all-star extravaganza on PPV so I dunno

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I would like to emphasize that Jeff Hardy told Sports Illustrated he intends to outdo Shane McMahon's 30 ft elbow drop from Wrestlemania, so if you buy TNA Slam adversary there is a non-zero chance you'll get to watch a 38 year old serial drug abuser cripple or kill himself.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
I will watch, illegally, if there isn't an e3 stream at the same time

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
E: huh, my first double post due to mobile working weirdly with the forums

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I actually wish Bram vs. Eli Drake was a King of the Mountain match, because I would love to see how they make a 2-man King of the Mountain match function.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Cubone posted:

I would like to emphasize that Jeff Hardy told Sports Illustrated he intends to outdo Shane McMahon's 30 ft elbow drop from Wrestlemania, so if you buy TNA Slam adversary there is a non-zero chance you'll get to watch a 38 year old serial drug abuser cripple or kill himself.

He's going to throw Maxel from the top of the cage

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/voiceswrestling/status/741983138755293184

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
What a difficult circumstance

https://twitter.com/SiennaTNA/status/742013711892766720

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
I'm hoping that someone gifs whatever moron bump Hardy does

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/742041332684881920

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
I can't imagine a more dreadful place to be than Universal Studios tonight.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Go (away) TNA!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

quote:

Match #3: Apparently with Gail Kim vs Maria being tabled for unknown reasons, this is going to be Braxton Sutter (f. Pepper Parks) vs. To Be Announced. I'm digging TBA's chances.

https://twitter.com/MariaLKanellis/status/741388992529190912

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
I assume this is Maria's replacement
https://twitter.com/ToughChelseaG/status/742059451688030208

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

mike johnson is reporting that jinder mahal is backstage for this

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
you know I just noticed the typo in the thread title

oh well :effort:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Only one thing to do

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Lol they didn't edit Gail/Maria out of the preview video

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Golashes posted:

I can't imagine a more dreadful place to be than Universal Studios tonight.

the most godforsaken place to be in orlando today

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Let's have a moment of silence.


*Power Rangers theme goes off*

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

exploding mummy posted:

Let's have a moment of silence.


*Power Rangers theme goes off*

What's Jason David Frank doing in the Impact Zone?!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Helms us in a suit and is promptly sent to the back

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

So TNA's vanilla midget championship is green now. Is that because The Hurricane?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Ospreat Richo ch et this is not

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

WrasslorMonkey posted:

So TNA's vanilla midget championship is green now. Is that because The Hurricane?

Yes

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

the pope compared DJZ to ricky steamboat

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
An fan front row thinks this is awesome

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

This commentary. Holy poo poo.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
So a great match with great high spots is won by a small cradle out of nowhere


#TNA

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


oatgan posted:

the pope compared DJZ to ricky steamboat

both are sort of Asian so it totally makes perfect TNA sense

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

congratulations eddie edwards please quit your job and return to the indies

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