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Will you watch this show
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Yes 1 1.82%
No 8 14.55%
BROTHER NERO 46 83.64%
Total: 55 votes
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Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

exploding mummy posted:

You haven't listen to him call the Lucha Libre World Cup


A dozen times a match, I poo poo you not.

I now am very thankful I missed that.

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Hard Hitting
Soft Spoken

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
BOBBY LASHLEY IS #1 CONTENDER?!?!?!?!?

DREW MCCINTYRE IS WORLD CHAMPION!?!?!?!

TNA exists in some sort of parallel universe doesn't it?

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Gerpy posted:

BOBBY LASHLEY IS #1 CONTENDER?!?!?!?!?

DREW MCCINTYRE IS WORLD CHAMPION!?!?!?!

TNA exists in some sort of parallel universe doesn't it?

Oh no, it exists in this universe. Because this is the best in our universe TNA can come up with. If it were an alternate universe they'd have John Cena with a goatee as their champion.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Gerpy posted:

BOBBY LASHLEY IS #1 CONTENDER?!?!?!?!?

DREW MCCINTYRE IS WORLD CHAMPION!?!?!?!

TNA exists in some sort of parallel universe doesn't it?

Lashley held the belt like twice already

He had it taken off last year because DA wanted a more patriotic (ie white) guy as champ

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
This James Storm promo might work if he hadn't taken that little vacation in NXT.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
James Storm: AND I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING!!!
*cries softly*


Seriously this sounds like a suicide note

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
TNA fans demand to be inebriated to enjoy this show

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
This young up and comer is 36 years old.

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010

Chris James 2 posted:

Lashley held the belt like twice already

He had it taken off last year because DA wanted a more patriotic (ie white) guy as champ

But Drew is Scottish, and Matt Hardy is Matt Hardy!!!

Who is DA?

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Psychepath posted:

This James Storm promo might work if he hadn't taken that little vacation in NXT.

Bobby went looking for him but he was already gone like Dust In The Wind. :(

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

love that tna hired pepper parks and cherry bomb and then immediately separated them

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Gerpy posted:

But Drew is Scottish, and Matt Hardy is Matt Hardy!!!

Who is DA?

destination america, their former network

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Gerpy posted:

But Drew is Scottish, and Matt Hardy is Matt Hardy!!!

Who is DA?

Destination America. The crappy cable channel that kicked TNA off their station to show more Amish Ghost Hunting Barbeques.

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010

Mister E posted:

Destination America. The crappy cable channel that kicked TNA off their station to show more Amish Ghost Hunting Barbeques.

What network are they even on now?!?!?!?!

HOW IS THIS SHOW STILL ALIVE?!?!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Gerpy posted:

What network are they even on now?!?!?!?!

HOW IS THIS SHOW STILL ALIVE?!?!

pop tv

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Mister E posted:

Oh no, it exists in this universe. Because this is the best in our universe TNA can come up with. If it were an alternate universe they'd have John Cena with a goatee as their champion.

WHATS JUAN DINNER DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Gerpy posted:

What network are they even on now?!?!?!?!

HOW IS THIS SHOW STILL ALIVE?!?!

POP TV, proud home of Schitt's Creek

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

RZApublican posted:

Schitt's Creek

I don't want to wait
For this bowel movement to be over


Wait, wrong creek. And/or the new theme to TNA

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

remember when eli drake was desperately complaining about his spot in nxt and got fired and now he's risen to new heights like carrying the vanity belt they reintroduced for jeff jarrett

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Gerpy posted:

What network are they even on now?!?!?!?!

HOW IS THIS SHOW STILL ALIVE?!?!

POP TV, aka the channel formerly known as the TV Guide channel. TNA is the Black Knight of wrestling feds. It's had its limbs cut off and still it not only lives, it refuses to acknowledge that anything is wrong.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
There hasn't been a .an in the ring for like 5 minutes and

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
This is worse than Lucha reffing

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Lol

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

e
li
drake

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Chubby chaser

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

man what happened to mike bennett

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

in before "tna"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

man what happened to mike bennett

He left roh

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
So where's Matt vs Jeff?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Maria is in a very Manos outfit

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Gerpy posted:

So where's Matt vs Jeff?

Probably 2nd to last match

We still have the tag title match after this

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
How have we gone this entire night without laughing at the dude in green facepaint

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

exploding mummy posted:

How have we gone this entire night without laughing at the dude in green facepaint

because i'm going to spend the entire semi-main event laughing at some idiot in green facepaint

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/742169831412248577

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Let's kill everyone's finisher the match

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

sensational promo, matt

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Guess it's Hardy time

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

this is the greatest feud of the new era

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Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
:stare: WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS poo poo!?

IS THAT MATT HARDY'S WIFE?

IS THAT MATT HARDY'S SON!?

WHY!?

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