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Yes 1 1.82%
No 8 14.55%
BROTHER NERO 46 83.64%
Total: 55 votes
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Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

these teams are both pretty good but both gimmicks are the absolute worst

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Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Go RV! posted:

these teams are both pretty good but both gimmicks are the absolute worst

Wasn't Abyss really good at some point? Why did they make him a clown?

Why did they make Sting a clown?

What is with TNA and clowns?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
What the gently caress did I just witness

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Sanguinia posted:

Wasn't Abyss really good at some point?
no

quote:

Why did they make Sting a clown?
this was sting's idea

quote:

What is with TNA and clowns?
juggalos are a big market

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

gently caress. The OP made me think the Hardys were the main event.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

What is that drat song

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Dango Bango posted:

gently caress. The OP made me think the Hardys were the main event.

They were in the Main Event....






Of our hearts

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Why is Galloway wearing a skirt

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Why is there a rppebreak in a no DQ match

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

exploding mummy posted:

Why is there a rppebreak in a no DQ match

Out of all the lolTNA complaints I can't really sustain this one because I remember contemplating this at least once in a WWE match.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
LOL. The fat dude washed his green face paint off

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
That was the worst tombstone

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
So apparently Lahsley can almost be kod with his head being a foot+ over the mat

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

WrasslorMonkey posted:

What is that drat song

Sonofabitch it's from a Smashing Pumpkins song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLFxMXlZYbo&t=3m13s

That nearly drove me up a drat wall.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Rockstar Spud is also using a Smashing Pumpkins song as an entrance theme

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

exploding mummy posted:

Why is there a rppebreak in a no DQ match

It's not falls count anywhere. Or maybe it was I'm not watching and don't care.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

It's not falls count anywhere. Or maybe it was I'm not watching and don't care.

There were no pinfalls. Knockout (failure to answer a 10 count) or submission, so it basically was an LMS match with submissions, rope breaks, and countouts.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Has TNA sucked

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Has TNA sucked

it wasn't a really blow away show.

opener was probably the best match, some really great spots but kinda hurt by the ending being a small package cradle.

the second match was just godawful and featured al snow blowing a whistle shrilly for 10 minutes

the third match was a Knockout's title triple threat that featured the refs doing a countout just as Josh gleefully proclaimed "There are no countouts in this type of match" then some Knockout turned heel and gave Sienna the win

then James Storm came out and said how he's spent 14 years with TNA and that he'd never give it away and wanted to give a match to some young guy in the back and then brought out someone 3 years younger than him. nothing match

Eli Drake retained his title in a singles match, which featured no one in the ring for 5 minutes as they brawled out on the stage, and the ref didn't bother counting

EC3 beat Miracle Mike Bennett in an alright match, but too many kickouts of finishers and the crowd didnt care

then came the Hardys match, which was a spotfest that got a lot of cheers and Jeff got a bunch of concussions, but the big dive he was promising was a swanton from the ring post to a table under it. :effort: also a keyboard was broken and more rope breaks in a no-DQ match

the tag match was second and was horrendously overbooked and featured not one, but two mist spots, a belt shot, and just crap

the final match was Lashley vs Galloway which was pretty good up until the worst tombstone piledriver in the world that ended with Lashley's head a foot off the ground, and him selling it like it was death. eventually Lashley countered into a submission and Galloway let his arm fall once and the match ended.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
they picked the absolute worst angle to show that tombstone


its almost as if the production staff hates them

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Slammiversary was perfectly fine, but nothing worth going out of your way to see, good or bad, although I'm 90% sure nobody clued any of the referees into any of the rules of the matches.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Great White Hope posted:

Slammiversary was perfectly fine, but nothing worth going out of your way to see, good or bad, although I'm 90% sure nobody clued any of the referees into any of the rules of the matches.

the only esoteric match was the ME

it's not like TNA has never booked Triple Threat or Full Metal Mayhem matches before. gently caress they had a goddamn Fatal Fourway to kickoff the show.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Needs More Ditka posted:

Out of all the lolTNA complaints I can't really sustain this one because I remember contemplating this at least once in a WWE match.

Hell Rock/Austin did that in X7

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

purkey posted:

Hell Rock/Austin did that in X7

tbh it isn't so much that they did it, it was just that the refs were poo poo in half of the matches

the one good ref spot was when Abyss blinded a ref, which didn't lead to a dusty finish

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

exploding mummy posted:

There were no pinfalls. Knockout (failure to answer a 10 count) or submission, so it basically was an LMS match with submissions, rope breaks, and countouts.

Those are both ways a fall can happen. Unless they counted outside the ring it's fine that rope breaks were allowed.

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