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PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010
I thought op was dare until I saw the reg date

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noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
Seriously though the thing with e/n is that you will get very negative advice. Best to post on reddit as a counterbalance.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I asked for tax advice in e/n was told that I write like a retard and got called a ephebephile, mostly. Also some pretty solid tax advice.

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

who loving cares?

rude!

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Champenema posted:

I asked for tax advice in e/n was told that I write like a retard and got called a ephebephile, mostly. Also some pretty solid tax advice.

The correct term is pedophile.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

that isn't an answer

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

bitch

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that isn't an answer

oh sorry. calling my lawyer for an answer right now, will get back to you

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

runupon cracker posted:

oh sorry. calling my lawyer for an answer right now, will get back to you

"Keep your mouth shut until I get there"

My fee is 1200/hour

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

"Keep your mouth shut until I get there"

My fee is 1200/hour

*sigh*
Send me the files in the morning

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

instead of the lawyer i just farted on my wife and everything worked out

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Parallax Scroll posted:

instead of the lawyer i just farted on my wife and everything worked out

my hero!
:angel:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

*sigh*
Send me the files in the morning

*shocked that there is noting actionable in any of the files sent*

Da gently caress were you worried about?

Christ man, keep your poo poo up!

That'll still be 1200 an hour.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

*shocked that there is noting actionable in any of the files sent*

Da gently caress were you worried about?

Christ man, keep your poo poo up!

That'll still be 1200 an hour.

I was playing the other side.
His lawyer

I honestly can't remember who I was supposed to be defending

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I was playing the other side.
His lawyer

I honestly can't remember who I was supposed to be defending

loving :laffo:


I'm not making GBS threads you :lol: Holy gently caress :laffo:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

loving :laffo:


I'm not making GBS threads you :lol: Holy gently caress :laffo:

I am very drunk, friend

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





You know things you post on the internet exist forever and you should seek legal advice before making a post. A post which could be used against you in a court of law at ANY TIME.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
there was some goon who talked about how he got kicked out pf his friends house for farting on their baby and endedup writing them a multipage apology listing all the reasons he should not have farted on the baby (it was disrespectful, etc)

someone else pls tell me you remeber this

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I am very drunk, friend

:same:

You assbag


:same:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pawn 17 posted:

You know things you post on the internet exist forever and you should seek legal advice before making a post. A post which could be used against you in a court of law at ANY TIME.

Holy gently caress. a 2000 reg.

Suck my drat balls you docile non-posting, loving weeaboo.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Holy gently caress. a 2000 reg.

Suck my drat balls you docile non-posting, loving weeaboo.

you tell him King Goat!

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

hi op, have you considered therapy, the silver bullet of e/n

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

reverse regdate hazing

gently caress all y'all that have wasted more than a decade on this dumb forum

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tuxedo Gin posted:

reverse regdate hazing

gently caress all y'all that have wasted more than a decade on this dumb forum

I got two years

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tuxedo Gin posted:

reverse regdate hazing

gently caress all y'all that have wasted more than a decade on this dumb forum

Two thousand and three.

Two, thousand and three.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

whoflungpoop posted:

there was some goon who talked about how he got kicked out pf his friends house for farting on their baby and endedup writing them a multipage apology listing all the reasons he should not have farted on the baby (it was disrespectful, etc)

someone else pls tell me you remeber this

I really want to ready this, please focus guys and someone remember

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

whoflungpoop posted:

there was some goon who talked about how he got kicked out pf his friends house for farting on their baby and endedup writing them a multipage apology listing all the reasons he should not have farted on the baby (it was disrespectful, etc)

someone else pls tell me you remeber this

please someone find this thread.

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





VendaGoat posted:

Holy gently caress. a 2000 reg.

Suck my drat balls you docile non-posting, loving weeaboo.

You know I've posted in probably hundreds of the same threads as you since GBS 2.0 started.

But thanks for finally noticing me sempai.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Pawn 17 posted:

You know I've posted in probably hundreds of the same threads as you since GBS 2.0 started.

But thanks for finally noticing me sempai.

lol

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pawn 17 posted:

You know I've posted in probably hundreds of the same threads as you since GBS 2.0 started.

But thanks for finally noticing me sempai.

Well played.

We need to get you a noticeable avatar then.

any suggestions?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Well played.

We need to get you a noticeable avatar then.

any suggestions?

stupid newbie?

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Nobody in en takes advice anyway so who cares, call a lawyer, get therapy, kill everyone involved then yourself

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

who loving cares?

if this isn't a pyf ________ thread than what the gently caress is it

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
:lol: if you dont have a high power lawyer on retainer

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

I haven't read a lot of e/n but when I do it seems like their main advice is to tell you are a loser human being and the sooner you accept it, the better.

Which is cool, I guess.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
:sever:

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

:lol: if you don't gently caress your roommate

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Base Camp Blanket posted:

I haven't read a lot of e/n but when I do it seems like their main advice is to tell you are a loser human being and the sooner you accept it, the better.

Which is cool, I guess.
no, their main advice is "seek therapy," and if you're not showing enough remorse for being a fuckup but also seeking therapy, they say "seek REAL therapy"

e/n is like most modern-day home run hitters: they strike out a helluva lot more than hit one out of the park

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

bongwizzard posted:

I really want to ready this, please focus guys and someone remember

it wasn't even its own thread it was some dude posting in a related thread about ?? roomates? ppl w kids? I remember nothing other than that goon explaining how he made reparations w a written apology after the other posters were like :frogon:

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