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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
why not tell the OP to buy a rocket and fly to the moon to get away from their problems hahahaha

you just saw your roommate steal a grape and now youre worried the FIVE-OH is on your tail? BETTER CALL A LAWYER OP

your wife just farrted on your baby and blamed it on you and now is threatening to call CPS? OP YOU NEED TO LAWYER UP STAT

lol you fucktards, lawyers are loving expensive as gently caress.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
What are you talking about?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nigmaetcetera posted:

What are you talking about?

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I don't know but I want to get in on the ground floor of an E/N goonlols thread.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I just want to know about the dude who's wife farted on their baby

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
we need a link you stupid loving rear end in a top hat

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Airborne Viking posted:

we need a link you stupid loving rear end in a top hat

seriously, that baby farting thing sounds too good to be true

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Airborne Viking posted:

we need a link you stupid loving rear end in a top hat

Jesus loving christ, THIS!

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
:lol: if you don't gently caress your roommate up for stealing a grape

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
jokes on you OP, in AMERICA you get a free lawyer if you steal greap

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

just throw grapes at your roommates im pretty everyone likes food fights

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

grape is just one letter away from rape

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

:lol: if you don't gently caress your roommate up for stealing a grape

:lol: you have a roommate

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Is it still a rape if it's a seedless rape?

www
Aug 4, 2010

:sever:

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


:lol: you aren't a lawyer yoruself

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

:lol: if you don't gently caress your roommate up for stealing a grape
First it's a grape, next it'll be your wallet, and then your waifu! Curb stomp your roomie so he remembers his place!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chief McHeath posted:

Is it still a rape if it's a seedless rape?

then where would rapeseed oil come from?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

then where would rapeseed oil come from?

aborted rape babies duh

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Blue Train posted:

aborted rape babies duh

well, I ... I think I need to talk to my grocer

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I think we need to crowd fund a Goon Moon Colony TBQH. Thank you for putting this idea into my head OP.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I don't read e/n it's too sad, I prefer my own life which is pretty cool and relatively problem-free

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Iron Prince posted:

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD

stupid poo poo, just like every other thread

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

stupid poo poo, just like every other thread

On Saturday, On Saturday, On Saturday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNFeZuoV_ZQ

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
im always down 4 some stupid poo poo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

On Saturday, On Saturday, On Saturday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNFeZuoV_ZQ

drat straight!

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
If you don't post a link, I'll sue your rear end. DONT YOU DARE TRIGGER ME

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Jailbrekr posted:

If you don't post a link, I'll sue your rear end. DONT YOU DARE TRIGGER ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5sIXUbMgF0

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I just want to know about the dude who's wife farted on their baby

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i turn 30 tomorrow, should i make an e/n about it

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
I made an E/N and the advice was don't improve yourself, just scrape by and do drugs. Pretty good advice imo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Protagonist posted:

i turn 30 tomorrow, should i make an e/n about it

god no. go out and get get drunk with your friends

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Call a lawyer op

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Gaunab posted:

Call a lawyer op

record it

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

The Protagonist posted:

i turn 30 tomorrow, should i make an e/n about it

make a gbs mega post ill post it in it happy birthday

Repo Man
Nov 19, 2005
I made an EN type post in GBS years ago that several people said was one of the most depressing things they had ever read. I was so proud.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
make all e\n posts gbs

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
I actually talked to a lawyer about a legal matter at work, she read a contract and gave advice (which I followed!) and everything turned out great, and it cost me a little over $200. It's the only time I've had a lawyer for anything but real estate, and it was well worth it.

that's my lawyer story, thanks for reading.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

runupon cracker posted:

I actually talked to a lawyer about a legal matter at work, she read a contract and gave advice (which I followed!) and everything turned out great, and it cost me a little over $200. It's the only time I've had a lawyer for anything but real estate, and it was well worth it.

that's my lawyer story, thanks for reading.

who loving cares?

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