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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Nigmaetcetera posted:

What are you talking about?

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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I just want to know about the dude who's wife farted on their baby

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Airborne Viking posted:

we need a link you stupid loving rear end in a top hat

seriously, that baby farting thing sounds too good to be true

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:

:lol: if you don't gently caress your roommate up for stealing a grape

:lol: you have a roommate

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Chief McHeath posted:

Is it still a rape if it's a seedless rape?

then where would rapeseed oil come from?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Blue Train posted:

aborted rape babies duh

well, I ... I think I need to talk to my grocer

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Iron Prince posted:

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD

stupid poo poo, just like every other thread

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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VendaGoat posted:

On Saturday, On Saturday, On Saturday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNFeZuoV_ZQ

drat straight!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Jailbrekr posted:

If you don't post a link, I'll sue your rear end. DONT YOU DARE TRIGGER ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5sIXUbMgF0

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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The Protagonist posted:

i turn 30 tomorrow, should i make an e/n about it

god no. go out and get get drunk with your friends

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Gaunab posted:

Call a lawyer op

record it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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make all e\n posts gbs

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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runupon cracker posted:

I actually talked to a lawyer about a legal matter at work, she read a contract and gave advice (which I followed!) and everything turned out great, and it cost me a little over $200. It's the only time I've had a lawyer for anything but real estate, and it was well worth it.

that's my lawyer story, thanks for reading.

who loving cares?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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that isn't an answer

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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VendaGoat posted:

"Keep your mouth shut until I get there"

My fee is 1200/hour

*sigh*
Send me the files in the morning

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Parallax Scroll posted:

instead of the lawyer i just farted on my wife and everything worked out

my hero!
:angel:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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VendaGoat posted:

*shocked that there is noting actionable in any of the files sent*

Da gently caress were you worried about?

Christ man, keep your poo poo up!

That'll still be 1200 an hour.

I was playing the other side.
His lawyer

I honestly can't remember who I was supposed to be defending

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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VendaGoat posted:

loving :laffo:


I'm not making GBS threads you :lol: Holy gently caress :laffo:

I am very drunk, friend

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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VendaGoat posted:

Holy gently caress. a 2000 reg.

Suck my drat balls you docile non-posting, loving weeaboo.

you tell him King Goat!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Tuxedo Gin posted:

reverse regdate hazing

gently caress all y'all that have wasted more than a decade on this dumb forum

I got two years

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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whoflungpoop posted:

there was some goon who talked about how he got kicked out pf his friends house for farting on their baby and endedup writing them a multipage apology listing all the reasons he should not have farted on the baby (it was disrespectful, etc)

someone else pls tell me you remeber this

please someone find this thread.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Pawn 17 posted:

You know I've posted in probably hundreds of the same threads as you since GBS 2.0 started.

But thanks for finally noticing me sempai.

lol

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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VendaGoat posted:

Well played.

We need to get you a noticeable avatar then.

any suggestions?

stupid newbie?

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I care, Mumpy, since that's what the thread topic is about : lawyers.

Here's another thing you cannot care about : google voice hasn't worked for me for a couple of weeks now and it potentially cost me the opportunity to buy a house I used to live in -- cause the calls never came through. and voicemails never came through. How... bullshit.

I talked to a patent IP lawyer a couple years ago. IP law is hosed up poo poo, IMHO. hth.

:Page 2 sniper emoticon:

you are right. I cannot care about those things

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