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today i got paid boatloads of money to ride around with some restaurant owner in a golf cart after he got tired of poo poo he gave me a vip wristband and i got free booze and food for the next 6 hours does your job own goons
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I ain' gotta do poo poo! My momma take care of me!
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Jun 12, 2016 01:44
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no op my job definitely does not own
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Jun 12, 2016 01:45
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I'm getting paid seventy bucks an hour and the only skills I need for this job are microsoft word knowledge (nothing more complicated than 'how do I save' and 'how do I get this text in italics') and how to turn a computer off and on. It's pretty good.
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Jun 12, 2016 01:46
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vols bitch posted:today i got paid boatloads of money to ride around with some restaurant owner in a golf cart it used to when my dad was the boss. Now, after 10 years my uncle has taken over. Gonna look for a new one
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Jun 12, 2016 01:46
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Starshark posted:I'm getting paid seventy bucks an hour and the only skills I need for this job are microsoft word knowledge (nothing more complicated than 'how do I save' and 'how do I get this text in italics') and how to turn a computer off and on. It's pretty good. MY NIGGA
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Jun 12, 2016 01:46
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I get paid $14 an hour testing and writing insurance software. It's my life and excitement
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Jun 12, 2016 01:47
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Edgar posted:I get paid $14 an hour testing and writing insurance software. It's my life and excitement please file your life in the waste receptacle this thread is for goons with boss rear end jobs
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Jun 12, 2016 01:48
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I get paid exorbitantly to bang supermodels, in an effort by their publicists to keep them down to earth.
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Jun 12, 2016 01:48
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criscodisco posted:I get paid exorbitant exorbitantly to bang supermodels, in an effort by their publicists to keep them down to earth. It's a shame that you're gay 
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Jun 12, 2016 01:49
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i work at a bank and it owns because there is tons of money just lying around that i can take and nobody notices like its my first week but already if i keep u pthe pace i'm going to make six figures this year
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Jun 12, 2016 01:49
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I find my work meaningful, even if it could stand to pay me more.
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Jun 12, 2016 01:50
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i make the most money
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Jun 12, 2016 01:51
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here are some cons to my job: forgot sunscreen had to quit drinkin so i could come home and hang with the kids while the wife went out with friends
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Jun 12, 2016 01:52
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My job is p stressful and I can never shake the feeling that I am a huge fraud and someday people will clue into this but I keep getting gigs and have gotten people to sometimes pay me fuckin $800 a day to just make poo poo up so idk I am gonna ride this thing out I guess. It is really great not having to work a 9-5 though and last summer I took two months off so I guess it is pretty sweet and the stress nightmares usually go away a day or two after the gig is over.
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Jun 12, 2016 01:54
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bongwizzard posted:My job is p stressful and I can never shake the feeling that I am a huge fraud and someday people will clue into this but I keep getting gigs and have gotten people to sometimes pay me fuckin $800 a day to just make poo poo up so idk I am gonna ride this thing out I guess. It is really great not having to work a 9-5 though and last summer I took two months off so I guess it is pretty sweet and the stress nightmares usually go away a day or two after the gig is over. see it here goons this man JOB OWNS
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Jun 12, 2016 01:55
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Weekdays: Get paid to write comedy like this: http://www.blastr.com/2016-6-1/persona-2-bionic-commando-and-5-more-video-games-shoehorn-nazis-ridiculous-ways Weekends: Teach smart, motivated students Yeah, my jobs own Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Jun 12, 2016 |
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Jun 12, 2016 01:56
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vols bitch posted:please file your life in the waste receptacle I get paid 17.50 Do I make it?
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Jun 12, 2016 01:56
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Look, all I'm saying is my job better loving own. I am giving up my time, my personality, and the autonomy of my body for a wage here. You should send me to Kuwait. I ain't gotta learn poo poo.
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Jun 12, 2016 01:57
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I get paid 17.50 Do I make it?
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Jun 12, 2016 01:57
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Otherwise I will eat a .45 and I don't give a gently caress add it to your suicide statistics.
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Jun 12, 2016 01:59
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vols bitch posted:back of the bus with you! i'd rather call uber
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Jun 12, 2016 02:01
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My job pays pretty well but it's terrifying and mostly outdoors and I hate it.
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Jun 12, 2016 02:05
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:My job pays pretty well but it's terrifying and mostly outdoors and I hate it. What do you do?
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Jun 12, 2016 02:07
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When I was 15 I was working as a caterer, and my boss would let me stay on the clock at the end of the night to hang out and drink with him. No job since has been even close to that though.
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Jun 12, 2016 02:11
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Hrist posted:When I was 15 I was working as a caterer, and my boss would let me stay on the clock at the end of the night to hang out and drink with him. No job since has been even close to that though. when I was 15 I worked at Boston Market
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Jun 12, 2016 02:13
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I am my own boss and my boss SUCKS rear end
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Jun 12, 2016 02:15
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vols bitch posted:today i got paid boatloads of money to ride around with some restaurant owner in a golf cart Dis poo poo and booze is the only way I can "enjoy" golf. But, yes I understand Op.
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Jun 12, 2016 02:15
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No it sucks rear end thanks for reminding me
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Jun 12, 2016 02:15
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:when I was 15 I worked at Boston Market
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Jun 12, 2016 02:15
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:when I was 15 I worked at Boston Market I've never seen one of those anywhere on this side of the country. So I don't know if I'm being owned or what.
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Jun 12, 2016 02:16
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the boss handed me $20 the other day for "deliveries and poo poo"
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Jun 12, 2016 02:16
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bongwizzard posted:My job is p stressful and I can never shake the feeling that I am a huge fraud and someday people will clue into this but I keep getting gigs and have gotten people to sometimes pay me fuckin $800 a day to just make poo poo up so idk I am gonna ride this thing out I guess. It is really great not having to work a 9-5 though and last summer I took two months off so I guess it is pretty sweet and the stress nightmares usually go away a day or two after the gig is over. i got news for you bud everyone in a white collar job is a fraud in their job. society is literally a house of cards held up by a web of lies
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Jun 12, 2016 02:17
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Hrist posted:I've never seen one of those anywhere on this side of the country. So I don't know if I'm being owned or what. 
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Jun 12, 2016 02:17
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i did the math and the amount of time i spend making GBS threads at work is a little over a week of work a year i call it shart week
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Jun 12, 2016 02:20
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Hrist posted:I've never seen one of those anywhere on this side of the country. So I don't know if I'm being owned or what. neither am I??
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Jun 12, 2016 02:20
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i make pizza dough 7 days a week for a sometimes very nice and sometimes very cranky Indian couple I really enjoy my job because it's basically like playing with play dough for a few hours a day
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Jun 12, 2016 02:21
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my job is sucking dick for free and business is gooooooood e: in other words im unemployed and committed to my hobby full time
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Jun 12, 2016 02:22
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symbolic posted:boston market is very good, so good choice for your first job it was my third job. The cemetery I work for is also my second. I had about 20 jobs in between
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symbolic posted:they exist on the beast coast So do I. And I've still never seen one. They must just be too good for this particular area. 
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