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i didnt read that poo poo plz die faster op
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ProfessorMurder posted:Strep throat has nothing to do with sore muscles or an itchy body. Turns out it's Scarlet Fever! Again! I had it in 2010 and it was the worst experience of my life and I literally was praying for death. It's just starting now. In a few days I may be committing seppuku because it really is that bad. Also PS: Scarlet Fever is a different version of strep. Instead of in your throat it covers your whole body and feels like your body is on fire and being rubbed with sandpaper while someone pours salt on your wounds. Consistently. It's mind blowingly awful.
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Jun 12, 2016 21:35
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Windows 98 posted:Turns out it's Scarlet Fever! Again! I had it in 2010 and it was the worst experience of my life and I literally was praying for death. It's just starting now. In a few days I may be committing seppuku because it really is that bad. boy is your face red!
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Jun 12, 2016 21:41
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unclog your ears, man you were playing strep poker and you lost, big time
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Jun 12, 2016 22:04
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Getting in a preemptive rest in piss.  Will be sad when any of of the 10 active users in GBS kicks the bucket.
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Jun 12, 2016 22:10
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you don't have strep throat. there are bed bugs in your throat, idiot98.
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Jun 12, 2016 22:12
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dont worry i'll help dig the grave its the least i can do. got a shovel i can borrow?
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Jun 12, 2016 22:15
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finally
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Jun 12, 2016 22:43
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i have a tumor on my spine causing 24x7 pain and nausea and numbness but I'm glad I'm not a pussy crybaby about it like the OP is about his sore throat
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Jun 12, 2016 22:59
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 Hello from the quarantine zone
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Jun 12, 2016 23:06
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They had me sit in my own little area for a bit away from everyone else. Then I got my own room. A nurse lady just told me to put a blanket over my body. I'm on doctor #4 and he went to consult with doctor #5. I hope I'm not actually dying 
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Jun 12, 2016 23:14
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w98 dying with a thread about it active will be one of the finest editions to goon lore.
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Jun 12, 2016 23:16
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someone hit him with a shovel 2 put him out of his misery
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Jun 12, 2016 23:21
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using the character 2 2 replace the words "to" "too" and "two" unless I'm doing math then I say "tew"
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Jun 12, 2016 23:22
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got idea from prince real time saver
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Jun 12, 2016 23:22
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When they were looking at my body I saw my skin is slowly peeling off in my arm pits, kind of like a sunburn (except not). My headache has gone from annoying to throbbing. The doctor has been gone for a long time and I've had at least three people touch my penis today. Two of them were ladies! So I guess you could say today has been a mixture of both good and bad 
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Jun 12, 2016 23:26
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Windows 98 posted:Of strep throat. I know I definitely caught it from my new job too. At first I thought I was infested because of the bed bug thread making me paranoid. My body was itchy all over but particularly my abdomen. I didn't have any bites so for a few days I was convinced I was slowly going crazy and that AEMINAL had caused some mental trauma in my brain by triggering it with the thought of ever having bed bugs again. The last few days I woke up with a tingle in my throat but I had ignored it because it went away after a few hours of being awake. I didn't even connect the two. Last night I started getting suspicious that something was definitely wrong when my neck started to hurt. But it had been a long day of sitting in my computer chair like Quasimodo, so I was like "eh my posture sucks". Pretty sure strep can be caused by the native bacteria just growing out of control. We all gots Strep. Changing my answer to this: dog buttz posted:you don't have strep throat. there are bed bugs in your throat, idiot98.
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Jun 12, 2016 23:29
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Windows 98 posted:Turns out it's Scarlet Fever! Again! I had it in 2010 and it was the worst experience of my life and I literally was praying for death. It's just starting now. In a few days I may be committing seppuku because it really is that bad. Ha maybe there is a god
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Jun 12, 2016 23:58
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Windows 98 posted:
That nurse looks cute. He can service me anyday.
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Jun 13, 2016 00:14
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ProfessorMurder posted:That nurse looks cute. He can service me anyday. That is me taking a selfie for the newspapers to use when I die. Anyway, I just got discharged. They told me to take some medicine and that I won't die but I should probably follow up with some other doctors ASAP. There's not a ton they can do for me other than assure me I'm not going to drop dead tomorrow.
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Jun 13, 2016 00:41
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I hope it is MRSA and you die so your poor parents can finally move on with their lives.
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Jun 13, 2016 00:42
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If it isn't MRSA I hope you contract it while you are there and you die so your poor parents can finally move on with their lives.
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Jun 13, 2016 00:43
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The Brown Menace posted:good.
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Jun 13, 2016 00:44
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Get hope safe! You got obamacare right?
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Jun 13, 2016 00:47
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Windows 98 posted:They had me sit in my own little area for a bit away from everyone else. Then I got my own room. A nurse lady just told me to put a blanket over my body. I'm on doctor #4 and he went to consult with doctor #5. This is T*m Br*dy's curse from the grave.
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Jun 13, 2016 00:49
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Next on Little House on the Prairie: Papa! Papa! Get the preacher! Windows 98 has scarlet fever. Surely he will perish! Way to have a goddamn settler disease, Windows 98.
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Jun 13, 2016 01:04
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Isaac posted:i had sex with a heroin addict and never got checked for anything. better not to know was it me? i don't remember much of 2013
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Jun 13, 2016 01:07
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op how does it feel to be dying of a children's disease for babies
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Jun 13, 2016 01:13
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yeah WELL OP. Im dying too, however it will take like 50 years. Are you DYING atm?
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Jun 13, 2016 01:13
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darn....
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Jun 13, 2016 02:27
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Windows 98 posted:
Nice eyebrows.
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Jun 13, 2016 02:28
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Windows 98 posted:
Close. But you're doing it wrong, man. 
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Jun 13, 2016 04:20
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Windows 98 posted:Get well soon goon. I know brain damage isn't something you can really recover from, but we all are pulling for you. They say laugher is the best medicine, which is probably why your post is making me even more sick. the less you try the better your posts are W98 just a lil tip from someone who doesnt hate you.
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Jun 13, 2016 04:45
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Isaac posted:i had sex with a heroin addict and never got checked for anything. better not to know heh. hehe. what was his... hehee. name????
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Jun 13, 2016 04:46
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my headaches back
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Jun 13, 2016 04:51
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Enfield posted:my headaches back have you tried relieving the pressure in your skull?
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Jun 13, 2016 05:08
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Windows 98 posted:They told me to take some medicine and that I won't die Man, you as immortal as a motherfucker. Bunch of BS you've been bestowed with that gift. 
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Jun 13, 2016 05:11
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OF ALL THE PEOPLE ON THIS DEAD GAY EARTH IT HAD TO BE WINDOWS 98. 2016 SUCKS.
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Jun 13, 2016 05:19
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Smash it Smash hit posted:have you tried relieving the pressure in your skull? hmm
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Demonachizer posted:If it isn't MRSA I hope you contract it while you are there and you die so your poor parents can finally move on with their lives. hopin for either this or PSGN
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