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MiracleWhale posted:that's why i never turn my monitor off drat, what a good strategy!
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Robo Reagan posted:easier to admit you like having weird pot/lsd fueled orgies and wear clothes the rest of the time imo pot orgies? are you from the 1930s?
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ladies can see my tiny donger upfront
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small penis ugly balls dried flecks of cum and food in pubic hair dumpy rear end
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I been to a clothing-optional festival or so. Less clothes just frees the budget up for more drugs which you'll need. I popped a boner in the hot tub and got perv pointed at as I got out; was surrounded by frolicking naked nymphs after I dozed off. It was (naked) teen hour when I got up, oops
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a dog from hell posted:small penis it's interesting that you're worried about the cum and food in pubic hair and not the pubic hair and cum in food
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what if you were walking around in the park naked and a bee flew up your butthole? awk....ward! 
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Jun 13, 2016 05:22
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Two words: Gérard Depardieu.
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- inability to distinguish fatties' gender
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Nobody gets your arena of thought, man
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jeff smisek posted:When u sit on a polyester seat and then get your butt sweat all over and when u stand up you have to peel off and it goes SHHHHHRRRRRPP and then there are red marks on your legs and also butt cheeks Haha
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jeff smisek posted:When u sit on a polyester seat and then get your butt sweat all over and when u stand up you have to peel off and it goes SHHHHHRRRRRPP and then there are red marks on your legs and also butt cheeks Benn there, done that.
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mdm posted:pot orgies? are you from the 1930s? are you implying that group sex while blazed wouldn't own?
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Robo Reagan posted:are you implying that group sex while blazed wouldn't own? you phrased it like pot and lsd make people do orgies like those are the last drugs that make a bunch of strangers hop in the sex pile in some reefer madness depravity
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anyone can steal from your natural pocket
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everyone gettin subway crabs
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My crotchal situation is best experienced with a groping hand in the dark instead of visually with the lights on.
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mdm posted:you phrased it like pot and lsd make people do orgies like those are the last drugs that make a bunch of strangers hop in the sex pile in some reefer madness depravity Oh look, a bunch of smelly meat. 
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Mosquito hell
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None OP
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The downsides of nudity: -gross ugly fat people -sensitive areas exposed to harm -cold surfaces touching balls -vaginas and assholes touching everything sat on -dicks slammed in car doors -leaves and detritus stuck to wet vagina -more than half of the women have ugly tits, especially as they age -micropenis shame -roast beef pussy shaming -no place for car keys or phone
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I get sores on my dick when I try to walk around naked 'cause it gets dragged along the ground.
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Jack Trades posted:I get sores on my dick when I try to walk around naked 'cause it gets dragged along the ground. haha this guy's legs are like two inches long haha i'm gonna call you stumps
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MiracleWhale posted:haha this guy's legs are like two inches long haha i'm gonna call you stumps It's 4 inches actually. Thank you.
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I use my pants to dry my hands sometimes
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if I were naked I could not do that
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genesplicer posted:Two words: Gérard Depardieu. old man splicer with a real throwback to the 80s lol
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i bet splicer is a millennial but older!!!
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Grand Prize Winner posted:- inability to distinguish fatties' gender  Clothes don't help this problem, though?
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if i try to jump up and down while i'm naked my testicles bang into my torso and dong and it hurts. idk how we survived as a species in the wild honestly
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Porcupines
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genesplicer posted:Two words: Gérard Depardieu.
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