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Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

Enfield posted:

without guns people would just use throwing daggers and repeating crossbows

and shurikens

:siren: Mass Ninjaing occurring in downtown casino, at least 400 confirmed dead :siren:

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Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Alternatively get the police to murder everyone that owns a gun then go down to the mexican border and kill themselves until their bodies form a border wall.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Node posted:

and shurikens

those are illegal in california

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Tectonis posted:

Alternatively get the police to murder everyone that owns a gun then go down to the mexican border and kill themselves until their bodies form a border wall.

i'm writing you in for president

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
If you ban guns, people will just run others down with their cars....

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Funny ironic social comment. gently caress you

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Guns are cool and fun and in places with super strict gun laws people are just finding new and exciting ways to kill people like how every other day someone goes nuts in China and walks through a crowded area shanking everyone he sees.

Also I'm p sure 90% of the people participating in the Riwandan genocide did so with nothing but a pair of shorts, flip flops and a machete.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

VendaGoat posted:

If you ban guns, people will just run others down with their cars....

source?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
say hello to my little friend

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

serious norman posted:

Funny ironic social comment. gently caress you

the best time to bring attention to a serious problem is when the problem is fresh on everyones mind, so find your own way to deal with it

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

op you are a bad poster and guns are necessary for when you inevitably decide to commit suicide

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Node posted:

the best time to bring attention to a serious problem is when the problem is fresh on everyones mind, so deal with it

agreed, bullet trains are much more efficient

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Blue Train posted:

op you are a bad poster and guns are necessary for when you inevitably decide to commit suicide

You're the worst poster in this thread

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

serious norman posted:

You're the worst poster in this thread

thank you

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Node posted:

the best time to bring attention to a serious problem is when the problem is fresh on everyones mind, so find your own way to deal with it

HUuuuuuuuuuu Buuuuu Durrrf

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

EvilJoven posted:

Guns are cool and fun and in places with super strict gun laws people are just finding new and exciting ways to kill people like how every other day someone goes nuts in China and walks through a crowded area shanking everyone he sees.

Also I'm p sure 90% of the people participating in the Riwandan genocide did so with nothing but a pair of shorts, flip flops and a machete.

There arent any mass killings in most countries. or maybe like 1 attempt per year at most

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

jarofpiss posted:

those are illegal in california

Scott Walker recently made it legal to carry switchblades in Wisconsin. I'm sure something that we all, as a community, have been pressuring him to do for years.

Next time some greaser is peeking at my girl while we're sharing a malt, I'm going to have to take him out to the alley and have a dancing switchblade fight.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

I.N.R.I posted:

There arent any mass killings in most countries. or maybe like 1 attempt per year at most

what about that country isis made?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

jarofpiss posted:

what about that country isis made?

maybe they have mass killings there. but theres a lot of countries that dont have any

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

jarofpiss posted:

what about that country isis made?

countries involve more things than people with guns harassing trade routes

though that's a big part of what countries are

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

I.N.R.I posted:

maybe they have mass killings there. but theres a lot of countries that dont have any

i don't even know if they have gun control but i heard theyre pretty strict about other stuff over there

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I think you will find mass killings are a trait of all capitalist nations

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

guns are for pussies

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

if you own a gun it's probably because you have a tiny dick

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

guns are for pussies

dont sign your psots.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

you think you need a gun to protect you from the scary blacks and mooslims but you dont. they don't care about you. no one cares about you

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

You know, it was a shitpost. And then you just had to ask a question


http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/2/18/1188022/-Accurately-Comparing-Death-Rates-from-Motor-Vehicle-and-Firearm-Use

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


how mnay of those are teslas that drive themselves?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
actualy, no

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

im a woman

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
we have more mass killings than everyone else combined but only because usa is #1 in lots of things including mass killings

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

if you have a gun you should stick the barrel in your mouth. it will remind you of sucking a dick which you have always secretly wanted to do

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

nef getting all tough up in here lmao

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
People shouldn't be mean. They should be nice, instead.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

jarofpiss posted:

how mnay of those are teslas that drive themselves?

I don't think they took gender into consideration.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

hug your gun. it is your only friend. give it kisses. stick your teeny dong in it

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Keg posted:

People shouldn't be mean. They should be nice, instead.

Acreed. If anyone fucks with INRI its ban time bich.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Honestly I'm just looking for an excuse to post this



And maybe this

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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

EorayMel posted:

Honestly I'm just looking for an excuse to post this



And maybe this


Why tho?

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