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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Al Cowens posted:

The tag says "Humor" and yet this thread doesn't even seem to be trying to be funny :(

PM me and let's get down to the meme laboratory and see if we can whip up the next krazy krusty meme

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Nicomo
Jan 22, 2015

various cheeses posted:

If this is about your post of just TRYING ineffectual laws just to see if they work then lol.

Come on guys please let me ban all guns just to see if it will do anything! :3:

Not ban all guns at all, just put more restrictions on Assault Rifles :(

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Nicomo posted:

Not ban all guns at all, just put more restrictions on Assault Rifles :(

you don't know what that means do you

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
No problem at all with a dude on the fbi watch list getting assault rifles.

Meanwhile I tell the guy at Wal-Mart I love satan and he won't even sell me a buck knife.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I think it's time to make puns illegal

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Nicomo posted:

Not ban all guns at all, just put more restrictions on Assault Rifles :(

I'll go ahead and tell you right now that no it didn't work because it was tried for 10 years in the mid 90s to early 00s. The only reason it got repealed was because a sunset clause got attached to it. Normally ineffectual laws don't get repealed though, they just restrict the next thing down the line and tell everyone to eat poo poo.

See: California, New York

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Son of Rodney posted:

you know what you hick americans keep forgetting with those dumb arguments like "you could never confiscate all guns anyway" or "having guns is a right and plus I just like how they look"?

just stop selling loving bullets, then your millions of pussy guns are useless in a couple of years and people can stockpile as many as they please

there, I solved the gun crisis

good thing no one knows how to make reloads

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
a good way to end gun violence would be nuke the whole world into oblivion and let evolution sort out whatever life remains

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

thathonkey posted:

a good way to end gun violence would be nuke the whole world into oblivion and let evolution sort out whatever life remains

evolution already did that, look what happened. i think we should try the creation theory instead

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
drat youre right that did actually happen :smith:

Lafarg
Jul 23, 2012

Nicomo posted:

Not ban all guns at all, just put more restrictions on Assault Rifles :(

Assault weapons are already illegal in the United States. I can only purchase semi-automatic firing sport carbines.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Nuke em all and let Glorp sort em out

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

counterpoint: guns are cool and good

:agreed:

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
LOOPHOLE: All guns are legal and can be open-carried anywhere because everyone has the right to own one.
However, triggers are illegal and possession of a trigger is punishable by beating with triggerless machine guns until death.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Son of Rodney posted:

you know what you hick americans keep forgetting with those dumb arguments like "you could never confiscate all guns anyway" or "having guns is a right and plus I just like how they look"?

just stop selling loving bullets, then your millions of pussy guns are useless in a couple of years and people can stockpile as many as they please

there, I solved the gun crisis

Making bullets is easier than making guns, and gunpowder has lots of legit uses so it can't be banned.

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
Guns are Mother Nature's way of ensuring tiny dick people get some poon.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Rutibex posted:

Making bullets is easier than making guns, and gunpowder has lots of legit uses so it can't be banned.

make primers illegal :smugbert:

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Rutibex posted:

Making bullets is easier than making guns, and gunpowder has lots of legit uses so it can't be banned.

you can 3d print guns nowadays, but can you 3d print bullets?? I don't think so

seriously tho it can be regulated like it is in many other countries. An average person does not need gunpowder, ever.

Regulate gunpowder so that only specialist industries can access it, and presto, no more (cheap) bullets in a couple of years. This might not be an issue for shooting sprees since those guys dont care about cost, but I bet a lot of other gun violence will stop since shooting is just too expensive

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Feb 11, 2007

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what if we made murder illegal?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Zorodius posted:

what if we made murder illegal?

that would never work idiot

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

thathonkey posted:

that would never work idiot

i think he's on to something big

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
this troll thread caused an unusually large amount of "parody" threads from butthurt gun crazy goons

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Jun 13, 2016

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Son of Rodney posted:

you can 3d print guns nowadays, but can you 3d print bullets?? I don't think so

seriously tho it can be regulated like it is in many other countries. An average person does not need gunpowder, ever.

Regulate gunpowder so that only specialist industries can access it, and presto, no more (cheap) bullets in a couple of years. This might not be an issue for shooting sprees since those guys dont care about cost, but I bet a lot of other gun violence will stop since shooting is just too expensive

People actually believe this.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Guns are good

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Replace gun handles w real wieners so it's icky if u hold gun thanks

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Son of Rodney posted:

seriously tho it can be regulated like it is in many other countries.

Something totally works in countries the size of Rhode Island. Surely it could work just as well for the entire north american continent!

The tears of gun grabbers. So delish.

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Only legal guns should be the ones that were available when the Bill of Rights was created. 3 shots a minute was good enough to free America should be good enough for any patriot. :patriot:

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES
guns good, hating gay people bad

much like this thread (it's bad)

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013


This is familiar. I think this game was good?

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
GBS right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmOfcXlbv1U

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Blue Train posted:

make primers illegal :smugbert:
smashbox no :(

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i thought gun control threads were a no no. gbs has become totally chaotic in my absence. this is madness

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

JiveHonky posted:

i thought gun control threads were a no no. gbs has become totally chaotic in my absence. this is madness

Please guide us Prometheus.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat posted:

Please guide us Prometheus.

he pushed the rock up a hill right? lets all do that for a while. maybe it will tire everyone out and gbs can take a nap

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
Make it illegal for any civillian to own a firearm which is not either shaped as a dick or else covered in high res photographs of dicks

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

JiveHonky posted:

he pushed the rock up a hill right? lets all do that for a while. maybe it will tire everyone out and gbs can take a nap

It would be easier to just enact prohibition again.

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