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i thought i would make a thread to say that i look forward to the day i see two guys dueling with longswords in a lowe's parking lot and archers firing flaming arrows into apartment complexes. i think it will be really exciting and episodes of cops will get much more interesting if they still make that show.
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Hell Yeah posted:i thought i would make a thread to say that i look forward to the day i see two guys dueling with longswords in a lowe's parking lot and archers firing flaming arrows into apartment complexes. i think it will be really exciting and episodes of cops will get much more interesting if they still make that show. hell yeah
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more violence courtesy of big halberd
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I'm gonna use the blitzball so I can hit the flying people and talk like a retarded Bender
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mdm posted:I'm gonna use the blitzball so I can hit the flying people and talk like a retarded Bender If you gently caress up the boat sequence you might as well quit, jecht shot 4 lyfe
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Jun 13, 2016 04:57
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two guys in nike plate armor jousting each other on horses. i mean that would just be pretty cool, i think
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Hell Yeah posted:two guys in nike plate armor jousting each other on horses. i mean that would just be pretty cool, i think horses are far too expensive. we will use chinese knock-offs of hoverboards.
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Jun 13, 2016 04:58
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I'll halberd v sword anyone any day 
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i think horses are gonna make a comeback in the american age of steel and blood.
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They give the generals the halberds because it gives them the ability to tilt forward when they are quick, so that a charging opponent who is also quick will impale themselves on the blade before they can impale a war officer. They only let the grunts go in a straight line while they're quick.
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I wonder if there are any cool halberd related twitter handles left
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Archers on every block 
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can I have a naginata? I hear they're pretty cool
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Sheep-Goats posted:I wonder if there are any cool halberd related twitter handles left theres not
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what role will katanas have in the revolution? asking for a friend
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I've spent the entire day reading gun control debates and i do not know how to react. gently caress it we need more silly weaponry in any gbs thread
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Jun 13, 2016 05:15
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any excuse for me to open carry a claymore is a good excuse imo
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gangs of pikemen roaming our streets, what has this country come to?
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Lucerne hammer are superior IMHO
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I would wreck poo poo with a glaive.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxWnnE3PzrE
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i look forward to the day that a man tries to break into a house and the dad of the house crushes his skull with a morning star or flail because that's metal as gently caress.
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also like a public shooting would just be a guy riding around on horseback with a lance harpooning people in front of the starbucks. shits dope if you ask me
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DoctorStrangelove posted:I would wreck poo poo with a glaive. thats probably an outright lie
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They pretty much already do this in isis territory with those big curvy scimitars. They just chop ppl left and right nbd.
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VectorSigma posted:can I have a naginata? I hear they're pretty cool Those are for the ladies.
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Sheep-Goats posted:I'll halberd v sword anyone any day ill khophesh someones dick off
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Hell Yeah posted:i thought i would make a thread to say that i look forward to the day i see two guys dueling with longswords in a lowe's parking lot and archers firing flaming arrows into apartment complexes. i think it will be really exciting and episodes of cops will get much more interesting if they still make that show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2coOjEE3Fo
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a mexican guy tries to rob a liquor store dual wielding scimitars but the pakistani clerk is a powerful swordsman and cuts his torso in half with a giant greatsword. god drat i just can't wait
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scimitar battles in front of starbucks riot plice shields failing to meet the standards of a claymore engraved with the words referendis bollockisis yes op yes
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there can be only one. connor macleod of the clan macleod
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Pulling mace out of one's purse takes on a totally different meaning. Purses also become larger to compensate.
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Hell Yeah posted:i look forward to the day that a man tries to break into a house and the dad of the house crushes his skull with a morning star or flail because that's metal as gently caress. If you're letting your peasantry live in a hovel large enough to swing a flail/morningstar you are not tithing them heavily enough.
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the latest in home defense...
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Tectonis posted:If you're letting your peasantry live in a hovel large enough to swing a flail/morningstar you are not tithing them heavily enough. lol
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Pulling mace out of one's purse takes on a totally different meaning. Purses also become larger to compensate. not necessarily... 
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wait op i found a flaw they are banned in this horrible tea drinking countryi, im in and yet people rarely do battle properly in the way you envision nevermind A guy named Bill cleaving his bill into a man named Bob over an argument over a woman named Lo at a rest stop cafeteria in Iowa
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Drunk & Ugly posted:scimitar battles in front of starbucks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8LiQFnkuJY
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two moms are arguing over a parking space at bed bath and beyond and suddenly theyr'e fighting on top of a semi truck with war hammers. trump 2016 it's gonna be yuge
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that was both awesome and dumb
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