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OP wants to swordfight i guess u made it out of the club last nite so congrates on that bruv
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finally, i'll be able to use my sword for something other than cutting a boot full of meet in half
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Jun 13, 2016 06:53
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this is the most convincing argument for gun control i have ever heard
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Jun 13, 2016 06:54
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Think of how much healthier we'll all be with the regular exercise of training with our various weapons will bring? That and poison coating and syringe killings might make a big comeback.
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Jun 13, 2016 07:07
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i don't know from syringes but what i am saying is that it will be cool when two drug dealers fire trebuchet at each other and like cars blow up and poo poo.
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Jun 13, 2016 07:10
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halberds are the best weapon, and I really these to be a thing. And then hipsters will try to bring back claymores or something, so we can all still be angry about millennials.
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Jun 13, 2016 07:18
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Hell Yeah posted:i don't know from syringes but what i am saying is that it will be cool when two drug dealers fire trebuchet at each other and like cars blow up and poo poo. "Bitch you better check yo poo poo. Just you wait. Just you wait. I got som'fin for you in my car" 5 minutes later "Thank you for waiting. Now stand still motha fucka"
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Hell Yeah posted:i don't know from syringes but what i am saying is that it will be cool when two drug dealers fire trebuchet at each other and like cars blow up and poo poo. I was thinking more a la dexter ghost poking from behind. Actually now that I think about it Flamethrower tech would be the new mass killing weapon. I think you could make a pressure tank and fuel source small enough to light up a fair distance, plus if you do it wrong you just explode.
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Jun 13, 2016 07:22
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I'm on board, as long as we also bring back some form of holmgang
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Jun 13, 2016 07:24
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Proof: Sweden has stricter gun laws, and had a school stabbing by noted swordsman Darth Vader last year
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Jun 13, 2016 07:56
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lilljonas posted:Proof: Sweden has stricter gun laws, and had a school stabbing by noted swordsman Darth Vader last year 
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Jun 13, 2016 08:27
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Two rednecks drinking at a honky tonk dive bar, passionately debating falchions vs scimitars
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Jun 13, 2016 08:33
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Can't wait to use my sweet garrote skills.
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Jun 13, 2016 08:39
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helbards are the best weapons
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Jun 13, 2016 08:54
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Replace the partisan politicians with politicians wielding partisans.
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Jun 13, 2016 09:03
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"I hear chelsea clinton wants to ban the bardiche  when will these libs learn"
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Jun 13, 2016 09:10
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Halberds are weapons of war OP they have no place on the streets. No honest man needs more than a longsword, rapier or grosse messer.
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Jun 13, 2016 09:15
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think i want to give people the old spicy keychain instead, much funnier
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Jun 13, 2016 09:18
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You don't even need weapons to harm people. "I've always told people that for each person there is a sentence--a series of words--which has the power to destroy him........ another sentence exists, another series of words, which will heal the person. If you're lucky you will get the second; but you can be certain of getting the first: that is the way it works." - Philip K. Dick, VALIS Blahsmack fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Jun 13, 2016 |
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Jun 13, 2016 09:24
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halberd is a scrub teir polearm Bec de corbin or gtfo
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Jun 13, 2016 09:48
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Rutibex posted:Lucerne hammer are superior IMHO This dude knows whats up
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Jun 13, 2016 09:59
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The problem, as I see it, is that a large underground halberd modding scene will emerge. This will be - no joke - an arms race. You'll see halberds with swords for handles, and tactical halberd with maces and morningstars attached to both ends. Don't even get me started on the halberd made of smaller halberd that you can split apart in the heat of battle and shower your opponent with tiny halberds. Too much, I say. When will it end? Won't somebody think if the children?
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Jun 13, 2016 10:26
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Whirling gangs of polearm barbarians will terrorize the nation No precious items will be safe from their lances
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Jun 13, 2016 10:30
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OP you do know that sword fights in real life aren't like fencing or the plays you see at the medieval festivals, right? Real sword play is like UFC fighting with sharp sticks. It's dumb looking and eventually you're ontop of a sweaty man in chainmail. So like your larp games every month.
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Jun 13, 2016 10:33
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Mange Mite posted:the latest in home defense... Simple and practical! Everyone always focuses on their greatsword/halberd/Hanzo steel and forgets the noble and reliable buckler.
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Jun 13, 2016 10:45
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Tactical halberds
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Jun 13, 2016 10:46
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i think u found the argument that will finally win the gun otaku over, op: the chance to be real otaku
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Jun 13, 2016 11:25
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When will someone think of the children and outlaw the bat'leth, those have no place on the streets
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Jun 13, 2016 11:33
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https://homemadeguns.wordpress.com/ when guns are banned people just make their own anyways
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Jun 13, 2016 11:34
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After 24 hours of this brave new world, once-giddy nerds will demand to have guns back. Surprisingly, experience watching anime is not nearly as effective as physical fitness in a gunpowder-free world.
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Jun 13, 2016 11:43
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Rutibex posted:Lucerne hammer are superior IMHO Only if you're rocking a Leo Ring as well
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Jun 13, 2016 14:22
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I think a cavalry saber would be an excellent choice if you want to protect yourself on your Vespa
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Jun 13, 2016 14:25
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Oh poo poo, there'd be a reason to learn to use a rope dart.
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Jun 13, 2016 14:26
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No halberd can withstand my hanzo steel 
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Jun 13, 2016 14:32
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Fargo Fukes posted:Simple and practical! Everyone always focuses on their greatsword/halberd/Hanzo steel and forgets the noble and reliable buckler. Man I can't wait to roll Deprived in Dark Souls 3
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Jun 13, 2016 14:44
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Better than guns op since you gotta get in shape to use em.
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Jun 13, 2016 14:51
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Finally, a use for my spare onager!
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Jun 13, 2016 15:02
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Sup, in Europe we banned guns and people don't fight with halberds. Knives are way more convenient.
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feedmegin posted:Sup, in Europe we banned guns and people don't fight with halberds. Knives are way more convenient. That's one of the reasons why knives/daggers/swords were go to personal defense weapons during the middle ages and early modern period (well, at least through a good chunk of the 17th century. started declining in popularity pretty quickly). kind of hard to easily carry a 6-9 foot object with you all the time, especially if you just want to grab a drink or something.
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Y'know at least in this version of the US paranoid self-defense weapon dorks will not be fat guys wearing DON'T TREAD ON ME shirts with a gun crammed into their mighty waistline well who knows that claymore guy who hangs around cutting pigs in half all day is a fat guy I guess
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