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Monkey Fracas posted:Y'know at least in this version of the US paranoid self-defense weapon dorks will not be fat guys wearing DON'T TREAD ON ME shirts with a gun crammed into their mighty waistline this is america it's fat guys all the way down
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to the person who said my idea is unrealistic because they already banned guns in europe and they don't 1v1 single combat in the street there, someone already posted a video from scotland of dudes fighting with machetes in the streets. sorry that you don't know what's happening in your own countries lol.
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PathAsc posted:Oh poo poo, there'd be a reason to learn to use a rope dart. Ok.  what is this.
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Chomp8645 posted:Pictured: America circa 2017 after Hillary bans the guns. Change we can believe in
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Radio: All officers, all officers, there is an S29 in progress on 12th Street, two officers down, perps are heavily armed. All officers please respond. Rookie: What's an S29? Veteran Cop: What the gently caress are they teaching rookies these days? An S29 is a bad rear end major sword fight between rival gangs. Are you wearing your regulation chain male rookie? Rookie: Yes sarge, but will it come to that? Veteran Cop: Just keep your hand on your longsword, remember your swordplay training and stick close to me.
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Jun 13, 2016 16:09
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We should have broadswords for this kind of deal. How many up there? Three or four. That's counting our guy? Not sure. So that means there could be up to five guys up there? It's possible. We should have loving broadswords.
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Jun 13, 2016 16:12
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Chomp8645 posted:Pictured: America circa 2017 after Hillary bans the guns. i'm with her !!!
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Chomp8645 posted:Pictured: America circa 2017 after Hillary bans the guns. No, it doesn't have to end like this. Make Trump link the fires.
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Could we still do mass shootings with chu-ko-nus, or is big government going to outlaw automatic crossbows too
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i talked to barack obama and he said there would be a provision included that allowed automatic crossbows so they're fine
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Hell Yeah posted:i talked to barack obama and he said there would be a provision included that allowed automatic crossbows so they're fine Only if it doesn't have an assault grip.
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Jun 13, 2016 16:38
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There is a very excellent book series that starts with Edge were guns are totally illegal and the right to vote and have total citizenship is required to be defended at all times by a knife fight. At any time a person can challenge your place in society with a good old stab fest so you have to be prepared to defend yourself. I'm probably butchering it but I think it would be rad as there are a few people I would like to stab to get their stuff. https://www.amazon.com/Edge-Thomas-Blackthorne/dp/0857660403?ie=UTF8&ref_=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top
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Jun 13, 2016 16:43
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Ben Smash posted:There is a very excellent book series that starts with Edge were guns are totally illegal and the right to vote and have total citizenship is required to be defended at all times by a knife fight. At any time a person can challenge your place in society with a good old stab fest so you have to be prepared to defend yourself. I'm probably butchering it but I think it would be rad as there are a few people I would like to stab to get their stuff. wait so how is this different from britain irl
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Mange Mite posted:wait so how is this different from britain irl in this version there is parkour and then they have a reality show where people knife eachother and then they make a pseudo blasted hellscape of downtown london or some poo poo and the reality knife show duelists run the course and stab eachother. I dunno really how different is as I live in a small box in Wisconsin.
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Jun 13, 2016 16:49
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What about a device that launches knives at my opponents?
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Jun 13, 2016 17:32
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So is it pronounced like "Hal-bird" or like "Hal-bread"???
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Chomp8645 posted:So is it pronounced like "Hal-bird" or like "Hal-bread"??? Hal-bard
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Kitchner posted:Hal-bard 
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A man pulls a knife on me, i pull out my dagger. He swaps knife for short sword and i unsheath longsword. He goes to his car for a bastard sword only to come back and find me with my claymore. He goes to his friend's truck and out of the bed drags his greatsword. I have been defeated.
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Jun 13, 2016 17:53
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I open the app on my phone and have a team of drones deliver my trusty hammer, mjolnir, from the heavens
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gannyGrabber posted:A man pulls a knife on me, i pull out my dagger. He swaps knife for short sword and i unsheath longsword. He goes to his car for a bastard sword only to come back and find me with my claymore. He goes to his friend's truck and out of the bed drags his greatsword. I have been defeated. I saw this coming so I came back with a horse and Lance.
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Just a reminder that in 48 states you can have a flamethrower and napalm mix for said flamethrower shipped to your door no questions asked.
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I'd probably just keep my guns and hide em or something and then run out and be king poo poo of the world cause I could just cap scores of them Voulge weildin bitchesRoylicious posted:Just a reminder that in 48 states you can have a flamethrower and napalm mix for said flamethrower shipped to your door no questions asked. lol @ the 2 that can't. Might as wel;l ship them back to Britain or wherever you send the wussy kids who always had notes excusing them for gym
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Thread now reminds me of the coolest knife wielding religion, the Sikh's , always armed to protect your rights from those who would deny your freedom.
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Jun 13, 2016 18:36
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Bad. rear end.
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Jun 13, 2016 18:37
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mass stabbing at a gay knight club
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Hi guys im im this thread now too. Have american armed forces ever historically used a halberd? Just curious
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Harald posted:mass stabbing at a gay knight club I thought that was what they went to the club to get 
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It's crazy detailed panels like this that are the reason we're only getting one issue of BERSERK per year.
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$3000 Bushmaster Dacian Falx owners are overcompensating for something?
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Rakosi posted:Hi guys im im this thread now too. toothless hillbillies fighting for The South in the Civil War resorted to spear/billhook/halberd looking thingys sometimes apparently
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Mange Mite posted:the latest in home defense... *burgler shatters lovely plywood buckler with one bat swing*
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Mange Mite posted:the latest in home defense... Spilled my nighttime water all over my cellphobe because the cat made a noise jumping up on the coffee table and I thought a prowler had come about
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me: i think it would be cool if ten guys fought to the last man with spears and shields in the whole foods parkingh lot. several gbs posters: UH I THINK YOU WILL FIND THAT'S VERY UNREALISTIC. YOU SEE IF YOU LOOK AT HISTORY BLAH BLAH SOMETHING PRIMA NOCTE AND A THING FROM MONTY PYTHON AND BLACKADDER. *posts in traditional games*
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Hell Yeah posted:me: i think it would be cool if ten guys fought to the last man with spears and shields in the whole foods parkingh lot. Steam :: Chivalry [476 hours played this month]
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Hell Yeah posted:me: i think it would be cool if ten guys fought to the last man with spears and shields in the whole foods parkingh lot. Trad games owns* * - only post in the GW death thread where the byob regulars post about skeletons
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SUV sales would skyrocket, those polearms aren't going to fit in a Hyundai Fit.
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Business Gorillas posted:* - only post in the GW death thread where the byob regulars post about skeletons i can excuse this.
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