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Just emulate DMX whenever possible. Random barking, always have an illegal firearm on your person and wear work boots that have never once been used for work
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wear the same flouncy pirate shirt and pokemon pajama bottoms every day
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Follow the advice of the Baz Luhrmann classic song "(Everbody's Free To) Wear Sunscreen" Seriously though wear sunscreen
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OctoberBlues posted:When I was a freshman in high school 9/11 happened during the second week of school. I'm going to go ahead and blame that for everything else. It was my first day 
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Jun 13, 2016 14:58
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do absolutely anything that is concidered cool no matter how much you might personally hate it, then experience an existential crisis directly after graduating since nobody actually gives a gently caress about high school
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Jun 13, 2016 14:58
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Masturbate constantly. Constantly.
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Jun 13, 2016 15:15
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Luvcow posted:OP you started posting here in the fifth grade?
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My actual advice would be that you're never going to see these high school people ever again after four years unless you specifically want to, so basically don't worry about looking like an idiot.
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Jun 13, 2016 15:21
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If you're nervous about going to High School OP then I think that's your brain telling you it wouldn't be a good idea to go, especially since the court ordered you not to come within 500 feet.
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OctoberBlues posted:My actual advice would be that you're never going to see these high school people ever again after four years unless you specifically want to, so basically don't worry about looking like an idiot. I still see my hs friends occasionally, it's neat
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Jun 13, 2016 15:37
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Realpost don't blow off your grades because it will severely limit you later in life. I tell my little sister this constantly, you're a teenager so you might as well work hard in school while there's nothing else occupying your time, then you'll be able to have a lot more fun, adult fun, later in life. You can still cut loose on the weekends though.
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Jun 13, 2016 15:46
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I'm an out of touched older white male. Everything that is cool now is scary and strange to me.
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Jun 13, 2016 15:51
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I slept through high school
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if school is going poorly for you ask for help, be it with subjects you've a hard time understanding or if you're depressed or whatever seriously
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Jun 13, 2016 15:53
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Run for student council president and become a petty tyrant. Rule the Saide Hawkins dance with an iron fist
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take massive shits at school, kid, cause once you get out in the real world, it's all about poopin' on the clock to make sure you're not doing too much for your boss.
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Jun 13, 2016 15:55
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Tell them you post on SA
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Jun 13, 2016 16:00
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Run for student council president and become a petty tyrant. Rule the Saide Hawkins dance with an iron fist forge a claim and usurp the principal
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Jun 13, 2016 16:00
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gently caress it man just drop out. Just loving do it.
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Jun 13, 2016 16:12
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kill all, burn all, loot all
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Jun 13, 2016 16:17
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Look kid I'mma give it to you straight. There are no good answers on how to live your life so you better give up now while you still gotta chance.
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Red Suit posted:Tell them you post on SA Yes tell em you post on the "Gee Bee Ess"
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Never turn in a single page of homework, but ace all your tests. This will: a) free up your time to enjoy yourself during your formative years, b) net you a C average which will get you through that whole shitshow without drawing too much attention to yourself, and c) squash any illusions that you are special or destined for any kind of success, thereby lowering stress which will lead to a long and happy life of glorious mediocrity. Oh, and wear a condom. <---------- CRITICAL
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Run for student council president and become a petty tyrant. Rule the Saide Hawkins dance with an iron fist do they even have those anymore?
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Jun 13, 2016 16:42
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Do lots of tweets and selfies because that's what is cool now. Make sure you have a great time in high school because it's all down hill from there. If kids pressure you to do something do it because that's how you become cool
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Jun 13, 2016 16:42
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High school is the worst years of your life. Congrats if you make it through alive god bless
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also, are you loving serious
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jeff smisek posted:High school is the worst years of your life. Congrats if you make it through alive middle school was substantially worse than high school for me
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Jun 13, 2016 16:48
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The flag pole out front? Stik it up your rear end.
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Jun 13, 2016 16:49
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I cannot emphasize enough the benefits of frequent masturbation.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:do they even have those anymore?
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When people tell you High School does not mean poo poo after you graduate, they are right. So don't worry about your social life or being popular. Who loving cares
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nowadays youre expected to at least experiment with gay stuff before rulign it out. if you dont then in college everyone will taunt you and yell at you.
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Guys I think we are being trolled/touched the poop/trap sprung also isn't this supposed to be 18+ forum? Mods pls ban OP
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Ben Smash posted:Mods pls ban OP
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:do they even have those anymore? Which part? I haven't been in high school for a while now but I think they do on both counts. Student Council will never go away as long as there is some kid angling for Harvard that wants to put it on their resume
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Jun 13, 2016 17:09
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Cocaine everywhere. Just so much cocaine
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:middle school was substantially worse than high school for me Middle school was amazing for me and high school was awful. I was the most awkward / depressed high schooler going through "TEEN STUFF" ever. It was probably the drugs. A lot of drugs.
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Ben Smash posted:Guys I think we are being trolled/touched the poop/trap sprung We have some kids on SA--Symbolic is 9 years old from what I gather. OP is probably a 30 year old high school freshman somehow.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:middle school was substantially worse than high school for me Same. OP the secret to high school is stop giving a poo poo about what other people think. I realize that's like the exact opposite of how you feel but I promise once you do that suddenly it gets way easier to be cool. Like, want to gently caress a girl? Stop obsessing about it nonstop. Desperation is a stinky cologne and if you aren't pursuing them nonstop girls will be more interested.
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