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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
roz my neg hole

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mozi posted:

roz my neg hole

This isn't the Frasier thread

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:

the tech meltdown is gonna rule so hard

It's going to take the economy down with it, it's not going to rule at all despite the schadenfreude you'll feel from comp sci and software engineering majors tearing their shirts and beating their chests.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
meant roz ho (ex microsoft person) but it all works in punland

Thunderbro
Sep 1, 2008

notZaar posted:

It's going to take the economy down with it, it's not going to rule at all despite the schadenfreude you'll feel from comp sci and software engineering majors tearing their shirts and beating their chests.

it rules if you have a margin account

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

LinkedbIng

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

5er posted:

LinkedbIng

Oh my god

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
The one true operating system.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
We learned nothing from the 90's NOTHING

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

FlimFlam Imam posted:

We learned nothing from the 90's NOTHING

I learned my multiplication tables in the 90s, i have since forgotten them.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Microsuck Deeznutz

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
micro$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

I tried linkedin when I was looking for a new job. I did the free 14 day premium thing, messaged a couple recruiters asking for more information about a job posting and did not get a response. Now some guy that I've never heard of keeps endorsing me for some reason.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Like all social media sites, it's only for having the biggest number of contracts and push notifications, nobody takes it seriously.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Microsoft thinks a bunch of resumes are worth several billion dollars lmao

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
link in, link on, drop out

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Maybe buy Pornhub to integrate with Excel.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Chinatown posted:

the tech meltdown is gonna rule so hard

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.

I got hired at my last gig by a second-level contact going through their LinkedIn and calling me up

Huge raise, promotion, and working at a great company

You all just suck, sorry

Lollerich
Mar 25, 2004

The little doctors are back,
they want to play with you!
lol, linkedin is completely worthless. Who even uses it?
Time to dump your microsoft stock if you haven't already, because wtf

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

Lollerich posted:

lol, linkedin is completely worthless. Who even uses it?
Time to dump your microsoft stock if you haven't already, because wtf

What a perfect companion for bing.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
My brother already sabotaged my Linkedin with endorsements for Star Trek: The Next Generation Enthusiast and Internet Pornography Archiving Specialist.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

gary oldmans diary posted:

My brother already sabotaged my Linkedin with endorsements for Star Trek: The Next Generation Enthusiast and Internet Pornography Archiving Specialist.

lmbo

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

gary oldmans diary posted:

My brother already sabotaged my Linkedin with endorsements for Star Trek: The Next Generation Enthusiast and Internet Pornography Archiving Specialist.

How dare you steal the credit I am due.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
26 bil :jerkbag: lmfao microsoft

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Hey Microsoft I have a service where I just email random people and ask them how their day was where's my buyout huh

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

thathonkey posted:

26 bil :jerkbag: lmfao microsoft

Well, I mean if they are just sitting on it why not use the money

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i love reading deleting thousands of badly copy pasted together emails from linked in recruiters that took a second to pull my name from a list of references they bought in between reading ESPN articles every week

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Well, I mean if they are just sitting on it why not use the money

it's just a ridiculous valuation but not out of the ordinary for tech bs

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
26,000,000,000 yankee dollars

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Microsoft could have bought The Washington Post 104 times.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I don't spend enough time at Hooters or BWWs with my work bros watching sportsball to care about LinkedIn.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.linkedin.com/in/artflater

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
All services shall integrate. All data shall belong to us. We shall own the data. We shall use the data. The data serves us as you serve us. But don't worry guys you can just turn off those settings if you don't want them.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
Moody's is looking to downgrade MS credit rating now lmao

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Lichy posted:

Moody's is looking to downgrade MS credit rating now lmao

Got a link, plz

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Got a link, plz

http://uk.businessinsider.com/moodys-downgrade-microsoft-perfect-rating-2016-6?r=US&IR=T

billions in debt for LinkedIn

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

What's going on with the name search feature?
That's funny stuff.

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

I like the bikini sales chick that trolls indian & arab men I guess.

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Chomp8645 posted:

Eagerly awaiting the news that Microsoft's CEO has launched a bold push to dominate the gaming market by purchasing GameFAQs for $38 billion.

just imagine what they'd pay for the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"

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