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MiracleWhale posted:the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"
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Jun 14, 2016 02:53
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Tit How Tan join my network
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Jun 14, 2016 02:59
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MiracleWhale posted:just imagine what they'd pay for the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti" whoa you went there 
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Jun 14, 2016 03:54
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Add requests are now just going to be popups that spring up every hour until three months in when they're automatically accepted.
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Jun 14, 2016 04:21
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LinkedIn became a full time joke about 3-4 years ago so it makes sense Microsoft was tripping over themselves to spend way more than what they're worth as the last of it's users abandon it, per their business model
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Jun 14, 2016 04:26
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Roylicious posted:Lowtax really should be trying to offload SA as a fundamental pillar of the internet for like $2 billion or something. If you trot out $20m they won't take you serious you gotta really puff the numbers up. that ship has sailed, lowtax didnt patent lets play and now its too late so he lost out on billion's
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Jun 14, 2016 04:27
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linkedin is facebook for boring white people and scammers from third-tier scammer countries inspirational quote inspirational quote image encouraging fellation of entrepreneurs inspirational quote image about how guy paid two dollars an hour impressed entepreneur some guy has endorsed you for synergy some recruiter has used your profile to pad his folder so it looks like he's working inspirational quote
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Jun 14, 2016 04:32
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i use monster.cpom and wordperfect, op
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Jun 14, 2016 04:41
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i liked that linkedin park song 'break stuff'
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Jun 14, 2016 05:07
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http://www.reuters.com/article/us-linkedin-m-a-microsoft-moodys-idUSKCN0YZ2ARquote:Rating agency Moody's placed Microsoft Corp's (MSFT.O) 'AAA' credit rating under review for downgrade following the software giant's deal to buy LinkedIn Corp (LNKD.N) for $26.2 billion, citing concerns that it would be funded through new debt.  Microsoft went into debt to buy an overvalued company that has never turned a profit.
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Jun 14, 2016 05:31
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a happy snowman posted:I got hired at my last gig by a second-level contact going through their LinkedIn and calling me up yeah back when i was an office jockey linkedin was fuckin kewl i mean wow really really ugly ux and terrible site, but opportunities were real
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Jun 14, 2016 05:39
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and now microsoft has access to everyone's employment history and also competitor's recruiter's messages
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Jun 14, 2016 06:00
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The_Franz posted:http://www.reuters.com/article/us-linkedin-m-a-microsoft-moodys-idUSKCN0YZ2AR who needs profit when you control all the data
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Jun 14, 2016 06:06
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Jun 14, 2016 06:31
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mdm posted:whoa you went there surprise, it was actually a bag of cancer spiders The_Franz posted:http://www.reuters.com/article/us-linkedin-m-a-microsoft-moodys-idUSKCN0YZ2AR the events of lnkd today led me to look at the S&P index over its entire history and wow goons you seriously need to ready for the worst depression in US history make sure to get lots of totinos Thunderbro fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Jun 14, 2016 |
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Jun 14, 2016 07:03
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it is of vital importance to microsoft to have everything on area managers for mattress firm
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Jun 14, 2016 10:06
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Jun 14, 2016 10:37
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Is 26.2 billion even a real number? I don't even know how to write 26.2 billion, like I don't know how many zeros are in it. Like how many hot pockets could I buy with 26.2 billion dollars?
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Jun 14, 2016 10:39
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dethkon posted:Is 26.2 billion even a real number? I don't even know how to write 26.2 billion, like I don't know how many zeros are in it. Like how many hot pockets could I buy with 26.2 billion dollars? def more than 8
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Jun 14, 2016 10:59
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send Dick InMail to the dick monster no loving way
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Jun 14, 2016 11:05
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he even packs fudge for living
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Jun 14, 2016 11:06
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Jun 14, 2016 11:10
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Guy is a total tit.
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Jun 14, 2016 11:23
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Looking forward to Tom from MySpace randomly signing off my spreadsheets.
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Jun 14, 2016 11:36
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when is the day i will get bitcoins for selling my personal data???
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Jun 14, 2016 12:09
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The only person I know who actively uses LinkedIn is missing half his teeth and in denial about his wife's ongoing cheating. Solid customer base.
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Jun 14, 2016 12:16
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Glaucus atlanticus posted:The only person I know who actively uses LinkedIn is missing half his teeth and in denial about his wife's ongoing cheating. Solid customer base. I told you, she isn't loving cheating. Goddamnit.
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Jun 14, 2016 12:31
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notZaar posted:I wish somebody would buy me out.  https://youtu.be/H27rfr59RiE?t=51s Thank you for reminding me of this. It was funny.
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Jun 14, 2016 12:38
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the only time ive ever logged in to linkedin.com was the brief period of time where i was looking for a job
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Jun 14, 2016 12:43
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thathonkey posted:the only time ive ever logged in to linkedin.com was the brief period of time where i was looking for a job So for most goons isnt that everyday?
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Jun 14, 2016 12:56
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most people that aren't recruiters are just on there because you have to be oh hey a social media site where like all social media sites 99% of the content is worthless bullshit but it's also about work? Woo yeah loving party sign me up for some of that I guess due to the torrent of people applying for every job in existence at once 5 times a day using easy digital means that your connections really are more important than they ever were and Linkin can help you with that but man what a bummer of a website
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Jun 14, 2016 15:02
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:rip eResumes Online for Workgroups
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Jun 14, 2016 15:21
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I don't think I've ever been contacted by anyone over LinkedIn. Not even by a lowly headhunter. No one likes me
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Jun 14, 2016 18:22
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WhyteRyce posted:I don't think I've ever been contacted by anyone over LinkedIn. Not even by a lowly headhunter. No one likes me The only contact I ever get on LinkedIn is headhunters trying to connect with me after they email me about a job that doesn't match my skillset because their company crawled some old resume of mine (which doesn't match the job either)
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Jun 14, 2016 19:17
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MiracleWhale posted:i liked that linkedin park song 'break stuff' I'll admit, I laughed
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Jun 14, 2016 19:31
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'll admit, I laughed please endorse me for bad puns on linkedin MiracleWhale fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Jun 14, 2016 |
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Jun 14, 2016 20:23
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thathonkey posted:the only time ive ever logged in to linkedin.com was the brief period of time where i was looking for a job you can tell someone's looking for a new job cuz they update their linkedin all of a sudden and trust me that rumor is spreading through the office like wildfire
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Jun 14, 2016 20:25
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MiracleWhale posted:please endorse me for ban puns on linkedin I don't remember my password, sorry
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Jun 14, 2016 20:26
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Tom from
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I wonder if Obama has a LinkedIn page, he's gotta look for a jew job in a couple of months.
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