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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I think we should make owning and carrying a firearm at all times mandatory. It should be illegal to be unarmed. Every man, woman, and child should have a gun. Also everyone gets one free shooting per year (provided no one is killed). Discuss.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
let the free market decide

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

good idea op

Carborundum
Feb 21, 2013
We can't just stick with the status quo op.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
:agreed:

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
My right quadricep is trembling sort of badly, can anybody please tell me why

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Carborundum posted:

We can't just stick with the status quo op.

That's the talk of a quitter

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
add in universal conscription and boot camp and I'll write you in in november op

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
The 2nd amendment provides a right to firearms, so if you can't afford one the government should provide it to you for free.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

a dog from hell posted:

My right quadricep is trembling sort of badly, can anybody please tell me why

ultralow frequency transmissions from a semi-secret government program are stimulating your nerve cells

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
As I keep shouting into the void: make all guns legal and outlaw triggers.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
i think this is a bad idea

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
How could a shooting happen in which nobody gets killed? Guns are tools of murder, not defense like gun nuts would have you believe.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

ProfessorMurder posted:

How could a shooting happen in which nobody gets killed? Guns are tools of murder, not defense like gun nuts would have you believe.

the best defense is a good offense

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Blue Train posted:

the best defense is a good offense

You wouldn't need guns as defense if people didn't have guns as offense.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Maybe we could just drop about 50 atomic bombs across the united states?

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

OctoberBlues posted:

Maybe we could just drop about 50 atomic bombs across the united states?

Good idea. One for each state. Then China can take over the world as a superpower.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Guns should be illegal, but everyone should have random grab bag weapons instead, like a fantasy game. Like, one guy might have something that looks like a gun but it's really a bullwhip, and another guy has a bunch of throwing knives and one of those axes that's on a 7 foot pole.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
replace money with bullets

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
A young Fidel Castro said men won't be free unless everyone owns a firearm. Castro was right.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

ProfessorMurder posted:

Good idea. One for each state. Then China can take over the world as a superpower.

actually this would improve most of the non-coastal states

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

let's actually do nothing about it because a culture of violence is necessary for the public psyche to allow the US government to be in a constant state of warfare

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

ProfessorMurder posted:

How could a shooting happen in which nobody gets killed? Guns are tools of murder, not defense like gun nuts would have you believe.

and trust, ProfessorMurder would know all about this subject

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Sokrateez posted:

and trust, ProfessorMurder would know all about this subject

True, let's murder all of the people!

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
we need guns that are really good at shooting other guns' bullets out of the air

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy
Outlaw clothes except for skintight thermal wear wherever necessary. Hard to hide a firearm if everyone is naked.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Stinky_Pete posted:

we need guns that are really good at shooting other guns' bullets out of the air

Hell yeah, just this every day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2rM6mrU-50

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
What does every mass shooting require to cause any real damage??? That's right: bullets. Time to criminalize bullet possession with intent to distribute (via shootings)

Thunderbro
Sep 1, 2008

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

What does every mass shooting require to cause any real damage??? That's right: bullets. Time to criminalize bullet possession with intent to distribute (via shootings)

if this works half as well as drug laws then we'll fulfill OP's dream in no time!

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Maybe we need actual robocops. Not word filter robocops, actual machine AI police.

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

just gather all americans in a big room & mass shoot them

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Roylicious posted:

Maybe we need actual robocops. Not word filter robocops, actual machine AI police.

yeah, sure, why not

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with telepathic mind melting powers.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Roylicious posted:

Maybe we need actual robocops. Not word filter robocops, actual machine AI police.

Robocop was a cyborg not an ai

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

just let america die already, its clearly not working out

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

FuhrerHat posted:

just let america die already, its clearly not working out

Actually America is both safer and richer than ever before

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

FuhrerHat posted:

just let america die already, its clearly not working out

All in all America is still working just dandy, wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

notZaar posted:

All in all America is still working just dandy, wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

That seems like a pretty bad opinion to have friendo.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

Mange Mite posted:

Robocop was a cyborg not an ai

Our robocops can be better than some stinky Detroit robot.

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A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

notZaar posted:

All in all America is still working just dandy, wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

If only we could do something about all these shootings!! I went to the store to get milk yesterday and got mass shootinged 3 times

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