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Americans, now more than ever, seem to be really freaked out by Muslims. The far-right-but-mainstream-somehow ideologues in this country of America seem to think we need to get rid of Muslims but that isn't the answer at all. The solution? Immersion therapy. It works for people afraid of spiders or pickles or wool or human contact and it will work for racists too. Importing all the Muslims would make people "rub elbows" with their fellow non-christian and see them for what they are: really cool people who just like to be dope. Put down your guns. Put down your anger. Have some goat and figs and maybe abstain from all that booze for a bit you are looking like your hips and thighs could use it.  IMPORT ALL MUSLIMS MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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You must really hate gay people
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Jun 13, 2016 18:30
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only if they all are forced to open döner kebab stands
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Jun 13, 2016 18:32
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theyre gonna take all our hijabs
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Jun 13, 2016 18:33
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Gay nightclubs are fairly extravagant, boisterous affairs with lots of music and dancing and colors and random acts of buggery. The shooter was just trying to get some peace for his religion of peace, makes sense if you think about it.
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Jun 13, 2016 18:33
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I like it. The Muslim guy at a 7-11 by my old house always gave me free soda because he thought I was funny (at least someone somewhere does!). This kind of generosity could stand to be spread around.
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Jun 13, 2016 18:33
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i'd like to offer this great parody thread idea to any takers - no need to thank me, your good posts are thanks enough. see below Counterpoint: IMPORT ALL MUSLINS!
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Jun 13, 2016 18:34
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JiveHonky posted:theyre gonna take all our hijabs
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Chinatown posted:only if they all are forced to open döner kebab stands
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Jun 13, 2016 18:36
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Volume posted:You must really hate gay people 
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Jun 13, 2016 18:37
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Remember that thread years ago where that Muslim dude got a bunch of people to fast for Ramadan out of white guilt? That was loving hilarious.
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Jun 13, 2016 18:39
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We must secure a future for our gay muslim children, imho.
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Jun 13, 2016 18:41
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hes whispering "mods knew"
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Jun 13, 2016 18:42
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Mozi posted:i'd like to offer this great parody thread idea to any takers - no need to thank me, your good posts are thanks enough. see below  Whoa!
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There was a mass importation of Muslims (specifically Persians) when Iran had its revolution in the 70's. A lot of them went on to work at the Detroit's auto factories. About 10 years later the Motor City more or less collapsed, being surpassed by the Japanese. Makes you think.
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Jun 13, 2016 18:46
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man SA sucks today
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Jun 13, 2016 18:48
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:man SA sucks today suckle upon MINE BALLS
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Jun 13, 2016 18:49
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:man SA sucks today Sucks today? 
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Jun 13, 2016 18:49
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:man SA sucks today you know how much i hate to agree with you but
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Jun 13, 2016 18:51
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if europe was smart they'd be air lifting and dumping every refugee on the good ole u.s. of a
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Jun 13, 2016 18:53
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JiveHonky posted:you know how much i hate to agree with you but Yeah, its kind of been boring for like a week. I've started loving with tviv there's so little action in gbs.
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Jun 13, 2016 18:54
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:man SA sucks today i mean a terrorist attack just happened so its not surprising that a lot of things suck atm
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Jun 13, 2016 19:35
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imagine how amazing a mixed Iranian/gay neighborhood would be so much gold glitter
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Jun 13, 2016 19:38
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"import em all... into a furnace" - Donald Jennifer Trump, 2016
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Jun 13, 2016 19:41
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Import my foot into your rear end lol
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Import my foot into your rear end lol lol drat
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JiveHonky posted:theyre gonna take all our hijabs
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Jun 13, 2016 19:49
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Why not just just assume ownership of islamic countries? Empires are good and cool.
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JiveHonky posted:theyre gonna take all our hijabs
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Cartouche posted:Why not just just assume ownership of islamic countries? Why the gently caress would anyone want responsibility for an Islamic country? That would be worse than trying to administer Mexico.
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Jun 13, 2016 20:16
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JiveHonky posted:theyre gonna take all our hijabs 5
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Jun 13, 2016 20:36
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import more persian girls breh
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Jun 13, 2016 20:45
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JiveHonky posted:theyre gonna take all our hijabs
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Jun 13, 2016 20:46
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in the middle east it's considered normal and not gay for men to kiss and hold hands probably they are offended that gays are appropriating and sexualizing what to them is normal, civilized behavior
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Jun 13, 2016 20:48
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Import all Muslim men into the Sun Import all Muslim women to my house.
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Maoist Pussy posted:Why the gently caress would anyone want responsibility for an Islamic country? That would be worse than trying to administer Mexico. If there was a choice between them coming here to the US and simply making their territories part of the US?
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Jun 13, 2016 21:03
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We'd just have to deport them again.
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Mange Mite posted:in the middle east it's considered normal and not gay for men to kiss and hold hands also banging little boys is a-ok for some reason i guess if the greeks did it...
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Chinatown posted:only if they all are forced to open döner kebab stands I have never had döner kebab. Is it really any different from gyro or shawarma? Please respond; my foreign policy decisions hinge on this critical point.
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it's just the real name of a kebab. it's good as gently caress.
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