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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I support a womans right to choose to have oversized, dangling, slimy, curtain-like labia.

I support a womans right to choose to smell like a womans restroom all day long in public.

I support a womans right to choose to chew gum loudly, smacking and popping like its a contest.

I support a womans right to choose to have a facebook page.

I support a womans right to choose to be a man, however that is where my support ends because i support womens rights only.

I support any decision women choose to make because they really need the encouragement.

Do you support womens rights to choose?


#GBSsupportswomensrighttochoose

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
maybe

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I support a womans right to flooz

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine


shes supporting this with her smile

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*runs up steps to skyscraper lobby doors*

*bursts through lobby doors and runs past security and into stairwell*

*runs all the way up stairwell and bursts through rooftop door*

*looks to the sky and screams*

I AMMMM GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:



shes supporting this with her smile

Um... what's going on here?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:



shes supporting this with her smile

thanks ddbj, i think i know where you stand on this issue

#GBSsupportswomensrighttochoosetoputflowersupotherwomansasses

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
They can choose what to make for supper, but goddamnit, it better be ready, hot and on the table when I get home from the steel works.

And where the gently caress is my Schlitz, bitch!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

#GBSsupportswomensrighttochooseanykindofcondimentonherhotdogevenifitsketchup

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Hector Beerlioz posted:

They can choose what to make for supper, but goddamnit, it better be ready, hot and on the table when I get home from the steel works.

And where the gently caress is my Schlitz, bitch!

woah woah woah hector this is a positive thread about supporting women and all they choices.


I support a womens right to choose to sit around the house getting fatter and fatter and not do any chores even if i have to clean up after her.

see? like that

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

numberoneposter posted:

#GBSsupportswomensrighttochooseanykindofcondimentonherhotdogevenifitsketchup

great post, ill add your hashtag to the excel file.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
No one should put catsup on hotdogs even children!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

JiveHonky posted:

woah woah woah hector this is a positive thread about supporting women and all they choices.


I support a womens right to choose to sit around the house getting fatter and fatter and not do any chores even if i have to clean up after her.

see? like that

gently caress women..............




......am i right guys :getin:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Hector Beerlioz posted:

gently caress women..............




......am i right guys :getin:

wow you really dont get this thread at all. im gonna have to ask you to leave sir.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Aww, but I just put on my posting wife beater.

You know, the one with the mayonnaise stains.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Hector Beerlioz posted:

gently caress women..............




......am i right guys :getin:



these guys look pretty dtf to me, man

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

JiveHonky posted:

woah woah woah hector this is a positive thread about supporting women and all they choices.


I support a womens right to choose to sit around the house getting fatter and fatter and not do any chores even if i have to clean up after her.

see? like that

This is some creepy feeder fetish thread, isn't it?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Aww, but I just put on my posting wife beater.

You know, the one with the mayonnaise stains.

you know what? if you were a woman making a choice i could support you but you arent so i cant.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


But really if free will is a myth do any of us "choose" to do anything????

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm a woman, JiveHonky

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm a woman, JiveHonky

your face is butt ugly either way hahahahahahahahahaha

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

your face is butt ugly either way hahahahahahahahahaha

*throws vino verdi at you*

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

your face is butt ugly either way hahahahahahahahahaha

lol

i support doctor dogball jrs right to own hectors ugly face

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
I used to date this girl who wore those giant hoop earrings and I hated them and thought they were gaudy as poo poo but I respected her right to choose whatever dumb earrings she wanted to wear.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm a woman, JiveHonky

I almost imagined you looking like your av and now my world has been shattered

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
She can pick the wine. I hate wine.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Windows 98 posted:

I almost imagined you looking like your av and now my world has been shattered

I'm actually a ridiculous handsome man

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Vastarien posted:

I used to date this girl who wore those giant hoop earrings and I hated them and thought they were gaudy as poo poo but I respected her right to choose whatever dumb earrings she wanted to wear.

good for you!

thats what this thread is about. women dont always make the best choices but we have to support them anyways.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i support a womans right to choose to have sex with me. gonna happen any day now, im sure.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Serious Frolicking posted:

i support a womans right to choose to have sex with me. gonna happen any day now, im sure.

like i said they dont always make the best choices...

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I support a woman's right to choose because I refuse to wear condoms.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
All sex is rape.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I support a woman's right to choose because I refuse to wear condoms.

dont act like you have any opportunity to use them in the first place

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
which hole I put it in.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

dont act like you have any opportunity to use them in the first place

It's a hypothetical situation, I admit

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

dont act like you have any opportunity to use them in the first place

yeah hector your anime pillow doesnt really have a choice does it

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i don't support women's right to choose. if they want to choose, that is their choice, not mine. what right do i, an incredibly handsome and sexy man, have to support a woman? the only support a woman needs is a good push-up bra, and i encourage that decision.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

JiveHonky posted:

yeah hector your anime pillow doesnt really have a choice does it

You leave Chitose out of this!!!

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Serviette posted:

which hole I put it in.
I'm guessing most of them choose "garbage disposal".

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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Giraffe posted:

I'm guessing most of them choose "garbage disposal".

Well, I haven't had the opportunity yet... but someday!

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