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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
My elbows are really wrinkly what does this mean?



HELP ME PLEASE

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Tight, nubile elbows here, op.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Tight, nubile elbows here, op.

i knew it im a freak!

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
Have you been rubbing elbows with that girl down the street? You know she's not clean.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
thats a weenus op

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
you can catch wrinkles from dirty girls?

what the heck is a weenis?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
get a sex change about it, op

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


this indicates you are at least 1/32nd elephant, op. i believe this qualifies you for affirmative action

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Haha skater.

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
Wrinkly elbows is the first sign of brain cancer

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
It means you and your mom share the same dad. That's why they call wrinkly elbows the Kentucky curse.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
theres no cure for this i looked up wikipedia im doomed

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Had my 'bows lifted and never looked back.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

It's the herp

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
a good way to avoid this is to never unbend your arms. you end up looking a little like,a dinosaur but most people will notice your flawless skin first

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

my elbows are as smooth as a billiard ball and the skin on them is supple like a young girls shoulder

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
alright hivejonkey i got the fresh new lifehack memes for oyu that will CURE YOUR ILLNESS

all you gotta do is follow my patented instructions on hwo to CURE the ELBOWS


Step 1) take hand

Step 2) put hand on shoulder
\
Step 3) Look at elbows



Step 4) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!
I would suggest getting that amputated

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Iron Prince posted:

get a sex change about it, op

haha holy poo poo I posted this in the wrong drat thread. I don't know what the gently caress is up with your arms, but a sex change sure ain't gonna help it

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


pro tip: nobody will even notice your elbows if you're deep fisting a man's rear end at all times

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
No one will notice your elbows if your nipples are constantly erect.

Work on that.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Iron Prince posted:

haha holy poo poo I posted this in the wrong drat thread. I don't know what the gently caress is up with your arms, but a sex change sure ain't gonna help it

iron prince ive been meaning to ask but you know an anime be creepin' on you in your av right please stay safe

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I have no arms. What a triggering thread as a consequence

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

ElectricSheep posted:

thats a weenus op

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
haha, misread the title somehow as, wrinkly eyebrows

then I wondered, how come you're sad?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

No.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


great news for wrinkly elbow man folk: if you get your sack ripped up or some such an autograft will have yer nuts lookin good as new

Wee Stubby Nublet
Nov 20, 2015

by Lowtax
I think maybe having a scrotum on each elbow could be cool... maybe. Forgot your handbag? No pockets? No friend to carry your poo poo for you? No worries! Chuck your keys, lose change and a pack of gum all into your elbow sacs, they'll all fit! At a funeral, got nowhere to tuck tissues or a hanky? Elbow ballbags to the rescue! Bonus feature there, at the wake afterwards, you not hungry but think you might be later? Scrotum doggy bags to the rescue!

And NOW you know why humans can't lick their elbows - only dogs lick their nutsack.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

JiveHonky posted:

My elbows are really wrinkly what does this mean?



HELP ME PLEASE

Your elbow looks like a grinning Asian man

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


you know who else had wrinkly elbows op? Albert freakin einstein

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Putty posted:

alright hivejonkey i got the fresh new lifehack memes for oyu that will CURE YOUR ILLNESS

all you gotta do is follow my patented instructions on hwo to CURE the ELBOWS


Step 1) take hand

Step 2) put hand on shoulder
\
Step 3) Look at elbows



Step 4) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy crickets are you a wizard?

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i don't have any wrinkles on to back of my thumbs

because my joints are fused and my thumbs have never bent in the middle


looks kinda weird, just flat skin

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
how them bows lookin

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

BirryJoru posted:

haha, misread the title somehow as, wrinkly eyebrows

then I wondered, how come you're sad?

I'm sad acuz we won't stop shooting each other with guns. :smith:

How about we shoot some "kindness juice" up inside each other instead?

Really makes you think.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

My elbow looks like it has a butt hole on it.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


JiveHonky posted:

How about we shoot some "kindness juice" up inside each other instead?

contact me via carrier pigeon

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

heres what i'm talking about

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


a hole-y ghost posted:

heres what i'm talking about


that's just a butthole on your arm, nothing to worry about

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

MiracleWhale posted:

that's just a butthole on your arm, nothing to worry about
ok, that's what I suspected

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A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
not right now op

beleive it or not my elbow skin alternates between wrinkly and smooth for no discernible reason. other than double aids of course

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