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Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
I would prefer Owens or Cesaro but I legitimately don't care who wins the case as long as they don't lose the cash-in because WWE has to use every angle possible to try and fail to get Roman over. At least that's marginally less likely to happen with the brand split because they'll care less about the Smackdown title.

IcePhoenix posted:

Exactly like it used to work before they oversaturated it like they always do and made a second briefcase

(you can cash in on any title)

Cue the gif of Punk eyeballing the Divas champ giving a promo after winning the case

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Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






I loving love Corporate Kane. Annoys me that they brought back his demon persona last year when CK seems to be a very comfortable fit for Glenn Jacobs and there really aren't any places to go with the old gimmick anymore.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Gorn Myson posted:

I loving love Corporate Kane. Annoys me that they brought back his demon persona last year when CK seems to be a very comfortable fit for Glenn Jacobs and there really aren't any places to go with the old gimmick anymore.

They could follow what TNA is doing with Abyss right now.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Grozz Nuy posted:

I would prefer Owens or Cesaro but I legitimately don't care who wins the case as long as they don't lose the cash-in because WWE has to use every angle possible to try and fail to get Roman over. At least that's marginally less likely to happen with the brand split because they'll care less about the Smackdown title.


Cue the gif of Punk eyeballing the Divas champ giving a promo after winning the case

Punk would have eyed her with or without the briefcase.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

you know what my favorite part of the past two weeks of raw is?

no dolph ziggler

either that or i'm just now completely blocking him from my brain

honestly either is fine

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Cultlife posted:

https://twitter.com/thewadekeller/status/742827321195958272

Oof. When's the last time the rating was this low?

Last time they did a 2.0 was 10/28/96

Last time they were under 2 was 3/3/97

Smackdown's gonna take a hit due to basketball and if there's a game Sunday night they better be glad they're swearing off traditional ppv methods

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Grozz Nuy posted:

Cue the gif of Punk eyeballing the Divas champ giving a promo after winning the case

Now that I'm not at work I can do you one better!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFN_YsPy-_w

Slowpoke
Jul 7, 2007

Also, someone drew a sweet Slowpoke that I wanted to buy for an av but lost the image. I think the thread was people drawing Pokemon? I guess? I don't know. If someone could help find it I would love to buy it. Thanks.

SomeMathGuy posted:

Only stupid idiot babies don't enjoy Y2J and you know what they are? Idiots.

Agreed. From Idiotville. Stupid idiots!

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Grozz Nuy posted:

I would prefer Owens or Cesaro but I legitimately don't care who wins the case as long as they don't lose the cash-in because WWE has to use every angle possible to try and fail to get Roman over. At least that's marginally less likely to happen with the brand split because they'll care less about the Smackdown title.


Cue the gif of Punk eyeballing the Divas champ giving a promo after winning the case

I have a feeling Ambrose is gonna win to set up a 3 way.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I have a feeling Ambrose is gonna win to set up a 3 way.

this would make logical sense to create an engaging storyline

which is why most of us are picking del rio to win

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Cultlife posted:

https://twitter.com/thewadekeller/status/742827321195958272

Oof. When's the last time the rating was this low?

I'm so loving happy :getin:

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Grozz Nuy posted:

I would prefer Owens or Cesaro but I legitimately don't care who wins the case as long as they don't lose the cash-in because WWE has to use every angle possible to try and fail to get Roman over. At least that's marginally less likely to happen with the brand split because they'll care less about the Smackdown title.


Cue the gif of Punk eyeballing the Divas champ giving a promo after winning the case

If there's a Smackdown title the MitB winner should cash in on the announcement ceremony.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Chinston Wurchill posted:

If there's a Smackdown title the MitB winner should cash in on the announcement ceremony.

And then have a ladder fall on top of him and pin him for a 3 count. Ladder is first Smackdown Champ.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Gatts posted:

And then have a ladder fall on top of him and pin him for a 3 count. Ladder is first Smackdown Champ.

Gotta make the ladder look strong

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

shiksa posted:

Gotta make the ladder look strong

It's not a good ladder, it's not a bad ladder, it is the ladder

*cue 20 min ladder promo*

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Chris James 2 posted:

There's 2 potential winners that would make sense

Good thing there's 4 other people *throws dart at board with only those 4 on it*

"Wait who the hell stuck Heath Slater's name on here? Ah hell, run with it!"

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I have a feeling Ambrose is gonna win to set up a 3 way.

I think Dean doesn't win, but the shield triple threat is still the Summerslam main event

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

mkay0 posted:

I think Dean doesn't win, but the shield triple threat is still the Summerslam main event

They're teasing Dean winning so hard I'm fully expecting it to not happen.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

It's not a good ladder, it's not a bad ladder, it is the ladder

*cue 20 min ladder promo*

Still better than Roman's promos

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

mkay0 posted:

I think Dean doesn't win, but the shield triple threat is still the Summerslam main event

AND THEN CESARO CASHES IN TO MAKE IT A FATAL FOUR WAY. :black101:

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

VJeff posted:

AND THEN CESARO CASHES IN TO MAKE IT A FATAL FOUR WAY. :black101:

Ah, and then after a 30 minute match with lots of opportunities for him to catch a breather, Roman Reigns can pin the man who's "pound for pound the strongest superstar in WWE history"! Imagine how strong he'll look! That'll get him over sure.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

If only there were an alternative but TNA literally broadcast 120 minutes of commercials and color bars today

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

exploding mummy posted:

They could follow what TNA is doing with Abyss right now.

Clown Kane? I approve of this development.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Luigi Thirty posted:

If only there were an alternative but TNA literally broadcast 120 minutes of commercials and color bars today

Ah, so you're saying TNA was good for once?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

shiksa posted:

Gotta make the ladder look strong

Hey, Roman couldn't retain his title in a battle royale style match. Ladder on the other hand, did.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

sticklefifer posted:

Hey, Roman couldn't retain his title in a battle royale style match. Ladder on the other hand, did.

the Royal Rumble doesn't feature a 10 minute time limit draw though

besides, the little dog pinned the ladder

https://vimeo.com/4727620

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Shima Honnou posted:

Ah, so you're saying TNA was good for once?

If TNA replaced Impact with Matt Hardy just acting out scenes from his favorite movies and then an X Division match it would probably beat RAW on ratings and be the best wrestling show on TV.

No Luck Needed
Mar 18, 2015

Ravel Crew

SomeMathGuy posted:

Only stupid idiot babies don't enjoy Y2J and you know what they are? Idiots.

:perfect:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/743065520220602368

Big E is the best

Eltoasto fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Jun 15, 2016

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Adam Cole is going to be Jerichdad in 15 years

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqEaayeP3ZA

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

WWE just trademarked Clash of the Champions a few days ago. It's happening!!!

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Wait a minute brother...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9v6ea9FL6M

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness
There's a house show coming to a city 2 hours away from me and I can get not great seats for 80 Euros, should I go? Big Dog won't be there it looks like:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Luigi Thirty posted:

WWE just trademarked Clash of the Champions a few days ago. It's happening!!!

Of they ru some 2 hour Clash specials in lieu of the dual PPVs I'd be cool with that

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



If they're running dual PPVs for real, I'd expect a lot of "classic" PPV names to come back.

Can't wait for Halloween Havoc!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Trent Razor1911 posted:

There's a house show coming to a city 2 hours away from me and I can get not great seats for 80 Euros, should I go? Big Dog won't be there it looks like:



House shows own, go

PPV>House show>Smackdown>Raw

Raw is such a loving chore to sit through live.

Iron Chef Nex
Jan 20, 2005
Serving up a hot buttered stabbing

Trent Razor1911 posted:

There's a house show coming to a city 2 hours away from me and I can get not great seats for 80 Euros, should I go? Big Dog won't be there it looks like:



I'm not sure I would consider Ambrose Lawful Good.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


bradzilla posted:

House shows own, go

PPV>House show>Smackdown>Raw

Raw is such a loving chore to sit through live.

I agree that Raw blows live, but sometimes you get some good poo poo. Like the last one I went to was where Seattle Hijacked raw and we wouldn't stop chanting for DB.


At the last House show here in Calgary, Dolph and Breeze had such an incredible match.

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Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness
The house show I'm curious about is in November, so it might have the Ziggler / Corbin blow off match.

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