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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Efexeye posted:

it'd be a mistake not to put the case on Owens imho

Unless they're going to do it as a swerve, Owens has been booked like he'll be getting it.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

NienNunb posted:

Roman is night and day better than Dean

Dean had that rebound thing and uh

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Gorn Myson posted:

I loving love Corporate Kane. Annoys me that they brought back his demon persona last year when CK seems to be a very comfortable fit for Glenn Jacobs and there really aren't any places to go with the old gimmick anymore.

They could follow what TNA is doing with Abyss right now.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

sticklefifer posted:

Hey, Roman couldn't retain his title in a battle royale style match. Ladder on the other hand, did.

the Royal Rumble doesn't feature a 10 minute time limit draw though

besides, the little dog pinned the ladder

https://vimeo.com/4727620

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Adam Cole is going to be Jerichdad in 15 years

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Luigi Thirty posted:

WWE just trademarked Clash of the Champions a few days ago. It's happening!!!

Of they ru some 2 hour Clash specials in lieu of the dual PPVs I'd be cool with that

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

pressedbunny posted:

Nash is way more self-aware and doesn't rewrite history. He's straight-up honest about getting the biggest paycheque with the least effort.

Steph's the female Hulk Hogan. Nobody else comes close to those two in terms of protecting the image of their supposed-to-be-fictional characters, and making wildly exaggerated claims about how much they've done for other people/the business. Even Vince has never been booked to dominate the roster so effortlessly.

Nash rewrites history plenty of time, especially involving WCW.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Lawler has been indefinitely suspended.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Gavok posted:

In less kingly news, here's my listicle of ranking all the Money in the Bank winners.

As mentioned in there, I know Sheamus and Orton had a lengthy feud last year but for the life of me I literally can't remember a single thing about it.

until WWE dropped the ball on the payoff and turned Miz into a lousy Macho Man impersonator for a couple of weeks until simply forgetting about him.



Um

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Abroham Lincoln posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AM1GladFDs

Why does an ad about fatherhood also have weird sexual undertones and Roman Reigns

roman is daf

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

pressedbunny posted:

How's Angle doing these days? He's got to be worth bringing in for a PPV or two, if he can scrape past wellness.

lol

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

super macho dude posted:

WWE Smackdown: We just need TNA's roster

TNA's down to about two dozen dudes so it wouldn't help much

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Chris James 2 posted:

The real main event is Dana Brooke turning on Charlotte to set up the Summerslam match Sasha will watch on TV at home

Concussions suck

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

EugeneJ posted:

Did RVD burn his bridge after his last run? I thought he would have popped back up by now

That's not all he's burning

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

pressedbunny posted:

Bring back Rhyno, and put him on whichever show Roman isn't so he can gore again. He's good to go.

James Storm is properly re-signed to TNA, yes?

Storm went back to TNA.

Eric Young and Bobby Roode are in NXT though

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Chris James 2 posted:

Not a Cavs fan but gently caress it, they came back from 3-1, and no matter what Ohio still has the Browns, Bengals, and RNC to look forward to this year. They need some happiness this year amidst all that misery.

no they don't

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Go RV! posted:

Can Rey Rey even sign with WWE due to his LU contact?

No, he'd likely be kept off TV until after the 3rd season.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

I hope LeBron goes to his grave knowing he could never win it with D-Wade. Game of Thrones I'll watch later. Tonight is about Destiny. It's Del Rio's night, my friends.

:smith:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

SyntheticPolygon posted:

Man, Dean has won 4 ppv matches since Wrestlemania. I think that's more than he's won since the Shield broke up.

ambrose won 5 or 6 PPV matches last year dude

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Man who spent the better part of 12 months actively terrorizing guy who stabbed him in the back finally gets his ultimate revenge in the sweetest manner.

A heel move.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

The Landstander posted:

I was so certain that the "Dean cashes in" thing on Raw was a miscue to create suspense that I was just kind of amazed it actually happened.

If you remember, Rollins promised a cashin to Brock/Roman during the last Raw or two before Wrestlemania 31 :ssh:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Oh Snapple! posted:

When the context of the moment is the target overcoming a freak injury and months of recovery to reclaim his title without any foul play at all in a match that was accurately described in the GDT as acrobatic underdog face vs. powerful but plodding heel?

Yeah, it kind of is. Not that folks should be booing Ambrose for it or anything, but it's a problem in storytelling that surfaced entirely due to Roman's presence.

attacking a man who was being tended to by doctors regarding an injury is actually kinda heelish dude

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CarlCX posted:

There was a ref bump, but it was a bump Roman caused; it's more like "Rollins beat Roman without intentionally cheating" and that's pretty loving insane given how Roman's been booked.

I am glad Dean's the champion and I hope to hell they take him seriously.

Roman got his protection in that he did cover and get a visual pin, Chioda didn't start a count immediately, and it was also a slow count (though not a malicious one)

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Minidust posted:

So did they just reserve extra time for the regular PPV channels or what? I kept wondering if my network stream was 10 minutes behind or something when the ME was starting.

Yes.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/DCUCenter/status/743435906120556544

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

ThePariah posted:

This is the last Smackdown before Battleground, so I'm skeptical of this.

this will be the first live Smackdown

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

JordanKai posted:

Was Money in the Bank the third straight PPV event to have a Corbin vs. Ziggler match on the card?

technically the last two times were on the preshow and not the main card, but yes


hopefully the last

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Blast Fantasto posted:

https://twitter.com/joeystyles/status/744893120211390464

That's one way to make Smackdown seem important at first

I am so glad I already have a ticket

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Gavok posted:

The biggest surprise to me last night was realizing how many tag teams WWE has right now on the main roster.

- New Day
- Enzo and Cass
- Vaudevillains
- The Club
- Dudley Boyz
- Lucha Dragons
- Golden Truth
- Breezango
- Shining Stars

Then there's the Social Outcasts, who might as well count, and the Ascension who are in wellness limbo.

So Gavok where does Ambrose fall in? 1A on your list?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CityMidnightJunky posted:

The Shield is the most successful faction of all times now right? I mean by most criteria they have a shout, but especially when it comes to singles successes afterward. I'm struggling to think of any other tag team, let alone faction, where every member was a world champion after they broke up.

3 of Evolution's 4 members won the world title after their dissolution.

That 4th guy already won a mere 16 world titles before they started though.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I should refresh.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CityMidnightJunky posted:

The Shield is the most successful faction of all times now right? I mean by most criteria they have a shout, but especially when it comes to singles successes afterward. I'm struggling to think of any other tag team, let alone faction, where every member was a world champion after they broke up.

Actually the sprawling Ministry of Darkbess/Corporate Ministry might have it beat depending on how you want to count the rosters.

HHH, JBL, Vince, Edge and Christian were all future champions. Undertaker and Farooq were past champions as well

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

The_Rob posted:

I mean even in the indies Dean was never a spot wrestler. He was a dude known for his storytelling.

*comes down to the ring limping, proceeds to go fast and not sell a bit*

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Brokenogre posted:

After seeing Rollins win last night though and the fact that for weeks they have been calling it a WM caliber match I have to wonder if before rollins got injured if the plan was to have roman win it the night they had the tournement, then hold it till mania when seth would win it back

Nah, Roman and Rollins weren't going to wrestle.

It was HHH vs Rock, Roman vs Brock, and Cena vs UT as the big matches for the show.

The Rock couldn't get cleared and was doing a movie, so it was Rollins/HHH.

Then Rollins got hurt, so it was Roman/HHH.

But the Shield wrestling against eachother one on one (or on one) has been a pretty big money match, and the Triple Threat seriously is a match people would kill to see at Summerslam or Wrestlemania.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

SamuraiFoochs posted:

This is so loving cool. I was just telling my friend who's not really a fan but likes to be approximately kept up on cool poo poo that The Shield and its former members are WWE's best booked continued saga in ages.

All 3 members of the Shield were champions on the same night and in the span of less than 3 minutes

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Ostentatious posted:

Roman Reigns lost clean

he

woah

It's time for your medicine Al

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Maybe she got a ride with Del Rio to the hospital :confused:

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