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i just took a solid (45 sec+) piss in the... FRONT YARD! any of y'all goons been mixing it up in wild ways lately? im talking just totally flipping a bitch on the normal standard and practices
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already called the cops and they are on their way
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Jun 14, 2016 06:45
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im on pcp I feel like I can lift + throw any number of cars right now
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Iron Prince posted:im on pcp I feel like I can lift + throw any number of cars right now
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Jun 14, 2016 06:48
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police involvement
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Jun 14, 2016 06:49
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I got drunk and gambled and actually won for once today. Everything's coming up Kuato!
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Iron Prince posted:police involvement nah man, you're fine
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Iron Prince posted:police involvement Look at this bitch niii. I CAN'T STOP
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Jun 14, 2016 06:52
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suicide by cop, man. it is the best way to commit suicide because odds are your family can successfully sue them after.
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Jun 14, 2016 06:57
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Kuato posted:I got drunk and gambled and actually won for once today. Everything's coming up Kuato! hey actually me too. 1100 bones down at the old card room. *rips a stop sign out of the ground and chucks it into the distance*
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Jun 14, 2016 07:00
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I go to the bathroom in the toilet. That's just how us non weirdo losers be I guess.
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goddammit this a bad as hell thread. but im not gonna close it like some other pussy rear end bitches around here. *looks around room* yeah, you loving know who you are.
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Jun 14, 2016 07:09
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are you even really a prince
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I WILL OWN THIS poo poo AND ITS REPERCUSSIONS.
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Tuxedo Gin posted:are you even really a prince no I came up with this username because I was high and watching iron chef and listening to raspberry beret when I was registering and now people think it's some dumb game of thrones poo poo or whatever
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Jun 14, 2016 07:12
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There's nothing wrong with tipping your king.
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it's okay i understand believe it or not, i don't even like gin
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i like to pee in the woods
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a perk of cycling is that i get to piss in all sorts of new and interesting locations beaches the woods off cliffs right into the ocean some rich dudes lawn
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The world is your butt hole and that is where my pee goes. (Its not pee)
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Enfield posted:i like to pee in the woods email me
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Jun 14, 2016 07:36
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When I was 13 my cousin and I were mad at our grandma so we took dumps on her porch in the middle of the night because that's where she drank coffee in the morning.
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I took four tabs of acid, two mescaline capsules timed with a pill of ecstacy and another of ketamine, all supplemented with a steady supply of weed and adderall over the course of the trip. For the entire duration of the 9-hour+ experience I was parked in front of my computer jamming at my junk while a megamix loop of every single spiritually- physically- mentally- and astrally-oriented hypnosis track known to the english-language was playing on repeat via over-the-ear headphones ~ I achieved what some might call a state of Singularity. Which made me realize, GOONS - VR as an immersive technology will be a lonely existence for a very long time. Enjoy the benefits of the real world while you can - the longer a good life is lived, the better the next life will be.  
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Jun 14, 2016 08:56
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^^^^ this dude fuckin gets it ^^^^
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If you waste hallucinogens indoors in front of a loving computer...I don't even know what to say to that.
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Jun 14, 2016 09:18
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not all of us got that free dick on speed dial
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Jun 14, 2016 09:21
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Iron Prince posted:not all of us got that free dick on speed dial send me a raven
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alls i got is this thing
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In a weird flipping of my own personal standards and practices, I ended up calling the cops two times last week. First was some lady in a clear psychotic break running in traffic and trying to flag cars down and yelling help and then saying "oh god don't hurt me" when offered help, which wasn't very funny. The second one was a guy throwing a full trash can into a 711 at an employee's head because he got kicked out of the 711, and then the employee taking a broomstick, just the stick, no broom, and threatening to kill him with it. That was fun
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Had an emerg piss the other day in a dense city-scape. I'd held it so long that I literally had to park at the end of a dead end street near my destination and let it go; onlookers be damned. People were coming and going behind me, and the amount being discharged was comical. I cut the steam off a little prematurely, tucked my ween back in my pants..... and lo and behold, a HUGE post-piss squirt, right down my fuckin' leg. Obvious pissed looking pants I was about to go meet a friend I haven't seen in years, and two strangers at a nice restaurant  Epilogue: I was able to blot/"walk off" the piss stain before I arrived. Jah blesses me.
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