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When I was in school I used to hide in the bathroom during gym because I found it so meaningless. We could have used that time to study something important like computer science.
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Jun 14, 2016 14:06
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Kids need to learn who they are and how they compare to their peers at an early age so that they can begin dealing with the lifetime of inferiority ahead of them.
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Jun 14, 2016 14:09
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General Dog posted:Kids need to learn who they are and how they compare to their peers at an early age so that they can begin dealing with the lifetime of inferiority ahead of them. haha same
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Jun 14, 2016 14:10
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So they know which kids are fat/wimpy and have the kids who stand a chance at being productive not associate with em' and have their lives ruined by the constant selfish rationalization they'll create for the rest of their miserable lives
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Jun 14, 2016 14:12
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it's important to make kids hate physical exercise so that they can grow up really fat, that's why gym class always starts with running in a circle while the teachers chat or w/e even though it would be really easy for a gym teacher to make a fun and engaging lesson plan
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Jun 14, 2016 14:13
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Because you are a disgusting fatbody pvt. Pyle! You can't even do one pullup? Get off my bar! Nah seriously OP it's cause you fat and watch tv all day. Uncle Sam wants at least a few able bodied persons to go kill the Browns when required, as well as trying to do something to stave off the obesity epedemic.
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Jun 14, 2016 14:16
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City of Tampa posted:it's important to make kids hate physical exercise so that they can grow up really fat, that's why gym class always starts with running in a circle while the teachers chat or w/e even though it would be really easy for a gym teacher to make a fun and engaging lesson plan Exactly this. I liked it when the basket/foot/tennis ball always hit me in the face. Also being made to run laps for talking. Also being always on the team of skins with shirts vs skins (I think the gym teacher liked seeing my fat tits).
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Jun 14, 2016 14:17
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so kids don't get fat and complain that clothing sizes are too small nowadays
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Jun 14, 2016 14:19
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"Guys I'm so intellectually superior than everyone else in school for being afraid of kickball and hiding out in the uncleaned shitters for an hour! It just shows how stupid girls are for calling me weak and stinky, lol"
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Jun 14, 2016 14:20
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Seriously OP what the gently caress is the matter with you You're somehow bad at both posting and being in real life
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Jun 14, 2016 14:28
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This just in: goon thinks exercise is dumb.
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Jun 14, 2016 14:30
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Calisthenics == good
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Jun 14, 2016 14:33
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I want to hit you in the face with one of those red dodgeballs that I'm pretty sure have been banned for like 20 years. Those were the best.
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Jun 14, 2016 14:34
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Booblord Zagats posted:"Guys I'm so intellectually superior than everyone else in school for being afraid of kickball and hiding out in the uncleaned shitters for an hour! It just shows how stupid girls are for calling me weak and stinky, lol" for some reason I had gym class first period my senior year and I was like "nope" and just went to the library instead because I'm not gonna be all gross and sweaty all day, and even the principal was cool with it and I still passed the class lol that's how much of a real class gym is
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Jun 14, 2016 14:36
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daffodilass posted:When I was in school I used to hide in the bathroom during gym because I found it so meaningless. We could have used that time to study something important like computer science. gym you are suppose to learn how to stay fit and healthy, looks like it failed.
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Jun 14, 2016 14:37
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City of Tampa posted:for some reason I had gym class first period my senior year and I was like "nope" and just went to the library instead because I'm not gonna be all gross and sweaty all day, and even the principal was cool with it and I still passed the class lol that's how much of a real class gym is how much do you weigh?
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Jun 14, 2016 14:38
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City of Tampa posted:for some reason I had gym class first period my senior year and I was like "nope" and just went to the library instead because I'm not gonna be all gross and sweaty all day, and even the principal was cool with it and I still passed the class lol that's how much of a real class gym is Wish I had had this....you are a lucky son of a bitch. My gym class was some dickhead screaming at us for an hour. For 5 loving years.
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Jun 14, 2016 14:38
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What kind of lovely schools did you shut-in idiots go to. We played badminton, cricket, volleyball. It was fun. I can't remember a single individual who didn't enjoy playing dodgeball. There was also a unit in middle school where we followed Billy Blanks exercise tapes and it was hilarious. We had a butch gym teacher make all the boys play field hockey for six months I had to drop out of gym though because my coach made us do the "strength and conditioning" class edit: H.H posted:how much do you weigh?
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Jun 14, 2016 14:38
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gym class ruled, dodgeball ruled
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Jun 14, 2016 14:39
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Siva68 posted:I want to hit you in the face with one of those red dodgeballs that I'm pretty sure have been banned for like 20 years. Those were the best. dodgeball owned. it taught me the value of creatively using my resources, ie, using balls as shields until my victims became defenseless so that they could be pegged in the face and/or groin
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Jun 14, 2016 14:39
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City of Tampa posted:for some reason I had gym class first period my senior year and I was like "nope" and just went to the library instead because I'm not gonna be all gross and sweaty all day, and even the principal was cool with it and I still passed the class lol that's how much of a real class gym is That principal's line of thought "Jesus this kid smells loving awful and there's no way he's showering here if he doesn't at home. I bet he'll never come inside my office again if I make him the library's problem instead."
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Jun 14, 2016 14:39
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haha gym class was awesome you nerds lmao
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Jun 14, 2016 14:40
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H.H posted:how much do you weigh? 175 and I'm 6'0", I'm in pretty good shape I swim a lot and ride my bicycle every day. I wasn't fat in high school either.
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Jun 14, 2016 14:40
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Booblord Zagats posted:That principal's line of thought you showered in high school gym class?
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Jun 14, 2016 14:41
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gym class owned especially when we played cool poo poo like badminton and floor hockey. our roided up gym teacher let the guys body check each other into the padding underneath the basketball hoops during hockey. also lmao if you didnt try to spike the volleyball at girls who weren't paying attention. that one made me a hit with the ladiez
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Jun 14, 2016 14:41
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hey guys you know what sucks being outside and running around playing sports yeah lets all grow up to be fat computer janitors - gbs
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Jun 14, 2016 14:42
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walgreenslatino posted:What kind of lovely schools did you shut-in idiots go to. We played badminton, cricket, volleyball. It was fun. I can't remember a single individual who didn't enjoy playing dodgeball. There was also a unit in middle school where we followed Billy Blanks exercise tapes and it was hilarious. We had a butch gym teacher make all the boys play field hockey for six months middle school was like this but high school gym was horrible, it was all running and aerobics outdoors in Florida while the teacher just hosed off. All the gym teachers at my high school were like this
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Jun 14, 2016 14:43
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I'm remembering the guys who slowly walked the entire mile for the president's physical fitness test and realizing, yup, I bet they're goons. I got a signed certificate from George W Bush and a t shirt. What did you ladies get
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Jun 14, 2016 14:43
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City of Tampa posted:175 and I'm 6'0", I'm in pretty good shape I swim a lot and ride my bicycle every day. I wasn't fat in high school either. so you're one of the rare breed of goony as gently caress fit people? hahaha I don't believe that
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Jun 14, 2016 14:45
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walgreenslatino posted:I'm remembering the guys who slowly walked the entire mile for the president's physical fitness test and realizing, yup, I bet they're goons. i got two wars i didn't ask for and a destroyed economy
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Jun 14, 2016 14:45
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City of Tampa posted:you showered in high school gym class? After gym class we had a 15 minute period to hit the showers. They were single stall things like in a college dorm, but the hot water never seemed to last more than 2 minutes so you washed fast
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Jun 14, 2016 14:47
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H.H posted:so you're one of the rare breed of goony as gently caress fit people? not all goons are fat, and you don;t have to be fat to be goony. I wouldn't say that I'm "fit" but I can hop on a bicycle right now and do 60 miles at a decent pace without dying
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Jun 14, 2016 14:47
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Gym was the best loving class...
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Jun 14, 2016 14:49
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Cnut the Great posted:i got two wars i didn't ask for and a destroyed economy Those wars gave me free college, lol. Way to fold on a good hand
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Jun 14, 2016 14:50
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Booblord Zagats posted:After gym class we had a 15 minute period to hit the showers. They were single stall things like in a college dorm, but the hot water never seemed to last more than 2 minutes so you washed fast our gym class was 30 minutes every day and usually the bell rang for the next class while we were changing, nobody showered and I don;t think we were even allowed to. Also they were those big one-room prison group showers so who would want to?
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Jun 14, 2016 14:51
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My school arranged it so one term you had a choice of fun things like squash, basketball or badminton and the next it would be something boring and miserable like circuit training or aerobics. religious education was the only other mandatory class you didn't get a qualification out of.
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Jun 14, 2016 14:53
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Gym should be the only class in America. I mean with the state of your education system I wouldn't be surprised if that's the only class you guys actually learn something in. Plus anything to get rid of the fatties
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Jun 14, 2016 14:53
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roymorrison posted:hey guys you know what sucks being outside and running around playing sports yeah lets all grow up to be fat computer janitors - gbs
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Jun 14, 2016 14:54
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City of Tampa posted:our gym class was 30 minutes every day and usually the bell rang for the next class while we were changing, nobody showered and I don;t think we were even allowed to. Also they were those big one-room prison group showers so who would want to? thats what copious amounts of deodorant is for
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City of Tampa posted:our gym class was 30 minutes every day and usually the bell rang for the next class while we were changing, nobody showered and I don;t think we were even allowed to. Also they were those big one-room prison group showers so who would want to? We had those in middle school. Kids would shower in swim suits more often than not. You didn't have to shower, but it was highly encouraged after you realized how bad running around playing football made you smell on a 90 degree day in Southern GA
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