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Darth123123 posted:We had to square dance in gym. that sucked hard hosed up
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Gym was cool but they only gave you like 2 mins between classes so there was never enough time to wash up and not smell like death
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Jun 14, 2016 19:55
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I loved showering with the other boys
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Jun 14, 2016 20:05
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VendaGoat posted:Gym class is for creepy as gently caress teacher and the male students to watch high school girls bounce and jiggle their way through jumping jacks. one day in gym class the teacher set up some kind of relay race, and you had to put on and pass an old red jersey when it was your turn. well that jersey got awfully full of static electricity being taken off over and over. so when it got to the girl who was going to pass it to me the jersey stuck to her normal tshirt and she took them both off by mistake! she wasnt wearing a bra  that was the day i saw my first real life boobie 
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Jun 14, 2016 20:14
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City of Tampa posted:you showered in high school gym class? I, too, showered in gym class. It's where I learned there are both growers and showers. One big stall with about 6 shower heads. A kid a few years behind me got his scrot split open by a quick snap by an expertly rolled rat tail (tightly rolled, wet towel in case that's a regional name). I wasn't there but I talked to the teacher after I had joined the staff and he said it made him hurt just seeing it. Today, the kids at the high school don't shower unless they opt to and usually only if they've been swimming. Most of them would rather come to class stinking than accidentally compare their dongs and have to have their parents either sue the corporation for mental anguish. FYI, ultimate frisbee was the best game ever. Darth123123 posted:We had to square dance in gym. that sucked hard We did too. Nothing like square dancing to a boombox in a dilapidated old gym that usually had standing water in spots. Luckily, it magically burnt to the ground the summer before we all moved to the new building. Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Jun 14, 2016 |
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Jun 14, 2016 21:15
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Zzulu posted:I loved showering with the other boys Same 
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Jun 14, 2016 21:18
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i didnt go even when i had time, not because of my monster dilz but because i was fat and was worried they'd make fun of me
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Jun 14, 2016 21:19
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i was kicked out of my 7th grade gym for the entire year because i kept hitting all glasses wearing kids in the face with dodge balls.
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Jun 14, 2016 21:21
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City of Tampa posted:Also they were those big one-room prison group showers so who would want to? Generation Never Nude
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Jun 14, 2016 21:38
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Snatch Duster posted:i was kicked out of my 7th grade gym for the entire year because i kept hitting all glasses wearing kids in the face with dodge balls. I wonder if they still do dodgeball in schools. Aren't schools all prissy now? I can't imagine them allowing that kind of gladitorial combat anymore. https://youtu.be/C6ZS4xvWtwo
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Jun 14, 2016 21:43
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My nephew's school still does, but they switched to nerf balls
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Jun 14, 2016 21:46
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Booblord Zagats posted:My nephew's school still does, but they switched to nerf balls drat, that sucks. We used kickballs and they made a really satisfying hollow thwangy-thumpy sound when you pegged some poor fool.
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Jun 14, 2016 21:49
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Booblord Zagats posted:"Guys I'm so intellectually superior than everyone else in school for being afraid of kickball and hiding out in the uncleaned shitters for an hour! It just shows how stupid girls are for calling me weak and stinky, lol" Don't make a habit of quoting yourself
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Jun 14, 2016 21:49
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I was a tiny wisp of a woman at 95 ish lbs. and a total dork. Even worse, I'm left handed and didn't play sports as a kid so I was super uncoordinated and didn't know how to play anything. Gym was hell
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Jun 14, 2016 21:49
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Zahgaegun posted:Generation Never Nude i'm not prude but sorry, I'm not engaging in naked group activities with a bunch of dudes
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Jun 14, 2016 21:50
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City of Tampa posted:i'm not prude but sorry, I'm not engaging in naked group activities with a bunch of dudes When the dude next to you asks you to "wash his back" for him you don't have to do it you know.
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Jun 14, 2016 21:54
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I'm not a prude but sorry, only God and the doctor who pulled me from my mother's bloody vagina will ever see me naked.
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Jun 14, 2016 21:56
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Cuckoo posted:I was a tiny wisp of a woman at 95 ish lbs. and a total dork. Even worse, I'm left handed and didn't play sports as a kid so I was super uncoordinated and didn't know how to play anything. Gym was hell if your schools sucked as much as mine you could just huddle with the other exercise-adverse girls and talk about stuff and the gym teacher wont care because gym time is basically his/her break
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Jun 14, 2016 21:57
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I took swimming lessons during my summers and got close to lifeguard certification (never wanted to take the actual lifeguard training), so I was exempt from all swimming in gym for middle and high school.
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Jun 14, 2016 21:57
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I'm not a prude but sorry, that Hester Prynne was a slut
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Jun 14, 2016 22:00
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Nathilus posted:I wonder if they still do dodgeball in schools. Aren't schools all prissy now? I can't imagine them allowing that kind of gladitorial combat anymore. lol i imagine gym class now is like separate sex yoga and talking about how to stay healthy. don't want to hurt anyone feelings. also i just remembered i was let back into a dodgeball game because the male teacher (who turned out to be a pedo btw) decided to play with everyone. i drilled him in the face too because he wore glasses. That guy was p hosed up. he kept a playboy magazine from like the 60s in his office and claimed the cover girl was his mother.
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Jun 14, 2016 22:00
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Zahgaegun posted:I'm not a prude but sorry, that Hester Prynne was a slut sorry but group showers are unnecessary and creepy af, especially for children
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Jun 14, 2016 22:03
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There's some poetic justice in the OP of this thread having been banned by Shine
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Jun 14, 2016 22:04
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Zahgaegun posted:When the dude next to you asks you to "wash his back" for him you don't have to do it you know. That is a serious breech of unisex open showers etiquette. You wash that back.
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Jun 14, 2016 22:05
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Snatch Duster posted:also i just remembered i was let back into a dodgeball game because the male teacher (who turned out to be a pedo btw) decided to play with everyone. i drilled him in the face too because he wore glasses. That guy was p hosed up. he kept a playboy magazine from like the 60s in his office and claimed the cover girl was his mother. which somethingawful mod are you posting about?
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Jun 14, 2016 22:06
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Solice Kirsk posted:That is a serious breech of unisex open showers etiquette. You wash that back. Well yeah - I know that and you know that but Tampa is afraid of someone seeing him naked so I was just pointing out that it's not like a law or anything. Can I borrow some shampoo? Mine ran out. Thanks bud, how's your old man?
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Jun 14, 2016 22:11
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Let me relate this story to you OP, it should clear things up regarding HS gym, etc. Got arrested at the mardi gras for jumpin on a float, my man MCA got a beard like a billygoat. enjoy the rest of your day
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Jun 14, 2016 22:16
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it's important to keep your body in shape and exercise regularly to prevent sad brains and becoming fat which is correlated with all kinds of nasty things, OP
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Jun 14, 2016 22:23
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:ultimate frisbee is the best game ever. ftfy
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Jun 14, 2016 22:25
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ultimate frisbee is a game, but it sure as poo poo ain't exercise
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Jun 14, 2016 22:27
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i was a popular and athletic jock in hs but i couldn't take gym because i was also taking college courses off campus, basically i'm stronger, faster, better, more likable and smarter than you basically a better person than you OP by any metric of judgment.
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Jun 14, 2016 22:27
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We had a section on juggling in freshman gym class
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Jun 14, 2016 22:27
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the real question we should be asking is why does gym in school not accomplish its primary purpose of teaching kids exercise culture that is maintained throughout their life
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Jun 14, 2016 22:30
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Hector Beerlioz posted:We had a section on juggling in freshman gym class we had a unicycle juggling class in middle school
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Jun 14, 2016 22:40
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I live close to the Mexican border and gym class in middle and high school in the 90s was like HBO's Oz but with more latinos and slightly less sexual assault.
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Jun 15, 2016 00:11
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hi gagelion it's been a while
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Lichy posted:the real question we should be asking is why does gym in school not accomplish its primary purpose of teaching kids exercise culture that is maintained throughout their life American schools can't manage to do this with Math and Science, why should exercise be any different?
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Hector Beerlioz posted:We had a section on juggling in freshman gym class I lived in northern Minnesota and we had a section on curling. Walked over to the curling club and everything.
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