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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
http://wjla.com/news/nation-world/amarillo-texas-police-on-scene-of-active-shooting-possible-hostage-situation

yay another shooting and hostage situation

heres a livestream
http://wjla.com/newschannel-8

Hmm its just the news on the orlando guy on this stream apparently.

The REAL Goobusters fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Jun 14, 2016

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
ground floor posting

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i'm guessing it's a 30-something white dude this time

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
preventing hostage escape is easy, just shoot out the scooter's tires

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

symbolic posted:

i'm guessing it's a 30-something white dude this time

don't you realize? no matter who actually does it the cis white male x-tian is always to blame

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

do we know how the shooter liked to jack off???

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Save money.
Live better.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/14111/web

apparently an ex-employee?

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
is there really a shooting and hostage situation right now?

slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
setting the line at 3.5 dead, 10.5 total causualties

www
Aug 4, 2010

more gay ppl going to die

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
All my Buttholes live in Texas

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

don't you realize? no matter who actually does it the cis white male x-tian is always to blame

This but unironically.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

stay safe, self dick suck man

Dirt
May 26, 2003

Texas is full of good guys with a gun. I'm sure this situation will resolve it's self.
Nothing to see here folks.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Nice bomb ahmed

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Dirt posted:

Texas is full of good guys with a gun. I'm sure this situation will resolve it's self.
Nothing to see here folks.

lol at a walmart too, which is the #1 place for obnoxious carrying people

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
im the shooter ama

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
What a wild week this has been!

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Oberleutnant posted:

im the shooter ama

why are you being a jerk

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

lol at a walmart too, which is the #1 place for obnoxious carrying people

Lol, it's gonna be a bloodbath!

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
'we have no casualties thus far'

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Dreddout posted:

Lol, it's gonna be a bloodbath!

eh well seems too late for that, that sort of thing would probably happen in the first 20 seconds before everybody runs away

Dirt
May 26, 2003

I'm just picturing fatties on those scooter carts for "disabled" people frantically trying to scooter away at maximum scooter speed.

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

I live like two blocks behind the walmart. There are a couple helicopters circling and the cops have shut down the roads in every direction.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Lobotomy Bob posted:

I live like two blocks behind the walmart. There are a couple helicopters circling and the cops have shut down the roads in every direction.
trip report

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Lobotomy Bob posted:

I live like two blocks behind the walmart. There are a couple helicopters circling and the cops have shut down the roads in every direction.

Run into the Walmart screaming im gay so we know it's you

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

the trump tutelage posted:

why are you being a jerk

america's isolating and alienating society has left me feeling powerless, anonymous, and worthless.
This is my final hysterical attempt to assert my individuality and autonomy. Like a man buried alive i am futilely screaming and hammering on the inside of my coffin.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Locked doors they can't get access to? SWAT must be a lot different in real life than on tv.

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

Im not walking over there, but ill tell you everything I can see from my upstairs window: theres a bunch of cops.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I wonder how long it will take for the police to go inside this time?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I hope they have hostage toilets too

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Lobotomy Bob posted:

Im not walking over there, but ill tell you everything I can see from my upstairs window: theres a bunch of cops.

Go over there, pussy.

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

stay safe selfsuck ghost

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I wonder how long it will take for the police to go inside this time?

They've already cleared the store, working on getting ready to do second sweep. This is Walmart for gods sake, not some bullshit gay latino club. Come on now.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Lobotomy Bob posted:

Im not walking over there, but ill tell you everything I can see from my upstairs window: theres a bunch of cops.

drive over then, you lazy american
jeez

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Lobotomy Bob posted:

Im not walking over there, but ill tell you everything I can see from my upstairs window: theres a bunch of cops.

stay safe window goon

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.
$50 says this guy has a Nascar shirt and/or hat on when captured.

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Shots fired.

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