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Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
'shots fired inside'

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Shots fired. Guess they didn't sweep it yet, that must have been an outside inspection.

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

Windows 98 posted:

Go over there, pussy.


There aren't any shots fired or anything. I just dont want to put on pants


Edit: nvm

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Lobotomy Bob posted:

I live like two blocks behind the walmart. There are a couple helicopters circling and the cops have shut down the roads in every direction.

get in that rear end

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Stay safe parallel universe Poverty Three Olives!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

FlimFlam Imam posted:

Locked doors they can't get access to? SWAT must be a lot different in real life than on tv.

they hafta pay to replace those doors unless you're a poor and walmart is not a poor

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
'the store is secure, 1 patient being transferred not critical'

welp, wrap it up I guess

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
Sounds like they got him with no casualites.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Lobotomy Bob posted:

There aren't any shots fired or anything. I just dont want to put on pants


Edit: nvm

drat, looks like you had to move around for nothing. Goondolences

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

is window goon still safe

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i gotta get outta here!!!

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
This is all very confusing.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Over already? Pitiful attempt at a mass shooting if so

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
They're getting ready to charge in from I can tell. They've been waiting a long time for keys.


Whoa, did they just say "Shooter is down"?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Some cop is robbing the walmart bank before anyone else can get over there.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
so one hostage involved in total, hostage not needed to be rushed to hospital, already over?

Sure why not

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

The Landstander posted:

Over already? Pitiful attempt at a mass shooting if so

Have you ever seen a WM employee and thought "Yeah, that guy would probably be really effective at being a mass murderer"?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
guys the pigs got me they shot me in the taint

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
taint reaper

no mom very hungry
Oct 5, 2004

You are getting sleepy...

Mass shooting - more like crass shooting :clint:

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

shooter's gun jammed...he was using walmart ammo

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
probably some dude who was pissed they insisted on seeing his ID for beer .

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
'arabic writing and note'

:sigh:

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
the only casualties were high prices

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

if only people in texas in walmart had guns

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

symbolic posted:

i'm guessing it's a 30-something white dude this time

Well considering Amarillo is like 97% white, you have good odds.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Bardeh posted:

'arabic writing and note'

:sigh:

:qq:

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Bardeh posted:

'arabic writing and note'

:sigh:

HAHAHAHAHA. Owned again media narrative.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
guns are good

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
for the safety of our nation we must ban walmart

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
That was fast

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Walmart is quite possibly the worst place to try to get martyred.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

god, im so mad i got fired from my walmart job, what'll i do now

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

Update: cops are seeming more relaxed. Coffee and donuts are en route.


They are referring to the incident as "workplace violence."

Lobotomy Bob fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Jun 14, 2016

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
For fucks sake get those keys to the north door, thank you!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
he had an epson printer on layaway and they sold it.

the aisles will run red with blood

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
*swat team member frantically stuffing slim jims in his pocket on the way out*

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

The Landstander posted:

Over already? Pitiful attempt at a mass shooting if so

Won't be long before there's another one.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

This guy couldn't even kill one person at a store with the slowest and fattest people on the planet.

lmfao, epic shooting fail

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Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

That walmart is always full of tweakers anyway. This poo poo was inevitable.

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