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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlhM_8TtvZ0
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 06:03 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 11:36 |
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There are only TWO things you need to prepare for....okay, not really...I break everything down into four categories fffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrt
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 06:06 |
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I avoid mass shooting events by never going into public and staying in my study with my computer like a true goon should.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 06:09 |
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Tip 1:
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 10:29 |
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Make your clothes out of the black box
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 10:33 |
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Kitchner posted:Tip 1: Watch a bunch of Naruto and learn to be a ninja
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 10:46 |
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Don't leave your basement
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 10:57 |
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Ive just memorised every hadith
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:08 |
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run in serpentine patterns
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:22 |
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activate your personal shields
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:23 |
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They train to shoot at running targets who are scared people so just walk around like everything is normal and the bullets won't be able to hit you because they are only trained to hit scared running people.
Sponge Baathist fucked around with this message at 11:30 on Jun 15, 2016 |
# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:28 |
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Slip into the bathroom. He's unlikely to follow you unless he has a partner. The rest would use that time to flee. Then change into your super-suit and take him down.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:36 |
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giant crab claws
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 13:35 |
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Drop your pants and poo poo, it might confuse the attacker long enough for you to get away and in the likely event you get shot and die, at least you won't void your bowels when your corpse is brought to your family.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 13:39 |
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walk without rhythm
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 14:09 |
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Kitchner posted:Tip 1: Is this from wikihow? If not, we need to incorporate the thread ideas into an article.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 15:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zg0MxhDydE
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 17:07 |
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paul_soccer10 posted:stage a decoy bomb attack far from your true target to delay police response time
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 17:23 |
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become Vivec, mangod of the dumner and master of the CHIM
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 17:42 |
Run out the exit door and bar it closed behind you so the shooter can't chase you. Good luck, everyone else!
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 18:04 |
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Be this guy http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/dramatic-video-shows-hero-disarm-shooter-at-seattle-pacific-university-in-2014/
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 18:10 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 11:36 |
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:become Vivec, mangod of the dumner and master of the CHIM reach heaven by violence, nerevar
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 18:37 |