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The best way to deal with teenagers is to isolate them from the group. Once isolated, they're easy to cripple.
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symbolic posted:lmao you actually gave money to philidelphia teens Yeah it was not the brightest moment of my life, but lesson learned. Falun Bong Refugee posted:Hahahaha. "I tossed the pizza behind him so he would have to turn around..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Fal2PwwTU
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Jun 15, 2016 14:07
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haha look at him on the sidewalk all fat and poo poo
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Jun 15, 2016 14:10
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:this is why i never walk anywhere without a rake This is a great idea and should be more widely adopted as common practice. I have a quick question, Jerry--do you carry a full-sized rake, or one of those hand rakes used for cultivating flower beds? (I keep a hoe in the trunk of my car. I would put a rake in there, but the handle on my rake is too long to fit.) Love, Vitalis
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Jun 15, 2016 14:28
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I think most women know guys stare at HS seniors but you're not supposed to say anything about it OP. Guys are gross, it is known.
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Jun 15, 2016 18:50
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I can't look at women because I start to turn to stone 
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symbolic posted:lmao you actually gave money to philidelphia teens How is that suicide? are philadelphia teens particularly violent or something? Idgi
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Jun 15, 2016 20:04
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Reminded me of a time walking the dog I saw a couple of teens in a car where the girl was obviously blowing the dude and not nearly as subtle as they thought. I should have messed with them but decided to do my best to ignore them and not laugh.
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Jun 15, 2016 20:19
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There were some teenagers trying to flip me poo poo while I was walking my dog so I pulled out my FN FNX 45 tactical with reflex site and pointed it at them and they nearly pissed their pants and ran like hell. Then the cops came and took me to jail for some bullshit charges and I lost my anal cherry to a large bald gentleman.
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Jun 15, 2016 20:20
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FrankieGoes posted:and I lost my anal cherry to a large bald gentleman. So it's not all bad, at least!
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Jun 15, 2016 21:43
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LethalGeek posted:Reminded me of a time walking the dog I saw a couple of teens in a car where the girl was obviously blowing the dude and not nearly as subtle as they thought. imagine the shock on her face when you say 'move over' and suck his cock!!!
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Jun 15, 2016 22:30
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quote:What the gently caress was going on? I stood up and tossed the pizza just behind him so he would have to turn around and then I just got the gently caress out of there. lmao
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Jun 15, 2016 23:12
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Danger - Octopus! posted:So it's not all bad, at least! He was not a tender lover.
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Jun 15, 2016 23:14
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If you're leaving the house (lol I know right) and some high school girls are walking down the sidewalk the best thing to do is crouch down and back into the house while meowing loudly
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Jun 15, 2016 23:15
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Howard Beale posted:If you're leaving the house (lol I know right) and some high school girls are walking down the sidewalk the best thing to do is crouch down and back into the house while meowing loudly tbh there is a girl in the neighborhood who I pass a few times a week who wears cat ear headphones. she seems pretty non-threatening.
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Jun 15, 2016 23:18
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has anyone made an ironic "sex offender in training" shirt ahaha wouldn't that just be the bee's knees
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Jun 15, 2016 23:19
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I reckon I could trick a high-schooler into letting me touch them up
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