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Jack Conway of Ireland has found a 22 pound lump of butter estimated to be 2,000 years old in a peat bog. This happens a lot: quote:Bog butter is just that: butter made from cow’s milk that’s been buried in a bog, though, after thousands of years, it often has the consistency of cheese. The bog keeps the butter preserved and, often, edible. But would you eat it? Would you eat the bog butter?
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Jun 15, 2016 00:17
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That's where I buried my smegma collection
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Jun 15, 2016 00:20
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I wouldnt eat that bog butter, personally.
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Jun 15, 2016 00:20
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Wow, a Joementum post in GBS.  No, I probably wouldn't. If someone paid me though I'd definitely consider it!
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Jun 15, 2016 00:20
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I would eat it. Totally
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Jun 15, 2016 00:23
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How many chances do you get to eat 3 000 year old food!?
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Jun 15, 2016 00:23
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I read this as dog butter, which I guess is also possible. I will not answer the question though on either count
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Jun 15, 2016 00:25
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Serviette posted:I would eat it. Totally Same. gently caress it, why not?
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Jun 15, 2016 00:25
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Serviette posted:How many chances do you get to eat 3 000 year old food!? you can eat rocks that are millions of years old
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Jun 15, 2016 00:25
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essence du cum sock
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Jun 15, 2016 00:28
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I've eaten hog batter
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Jun 15, 2016 00:29
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treasure bear posted:you can eat rocks that are millions of years old Yeah, but nobody's going to serve them to me with 3,000 year old toast
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Jun 15, 2016 00:34
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Assuming that after consuming the bog butter, you would acquire any unusual properties that it possessed, yes. And yes otherwise too.
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Jun 15, 2016 00:37
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I never heard of bog butter before. Thanks OP. Now I've got something new to add to my gourmand bucket list
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Jun 15, 2016 00:40
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I ate bog butter and all I got was this swamp rear end
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Jun 15, 2016 00:47
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everything is 13.8 billion years old. when i have a pudding, i think, wow this has been on an incredible journey, then i eat the pudding
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Jun 15, 2016 00:56
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I'd give it a try, assuming the first taste was free.
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Jun 15, 2016 00:59
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it's probably cursed by an irish witch or something, of course i wouldn't eat it edit: an irish bog witch Pitdragon fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Jun 15, 2016 |
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Jun 15, 2016 01:03
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treasure bear posted:everything is 13.8 billion years old. when i have a pudding, i think, wow this has been on an incredible journey, then i eat the pudding And the journey continues. Maybe one day a part of that pudding will become bog butter!
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Jun 15, 2016 01:08
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Is it going to make me sick? If not, then yeah, I'd probably give it a try. Deriving nourishment from the labor of someone from three thousand years ago sounds hell of rad to me.
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Jun 15, 2016 01:09
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Would use it as lube for my loving-machine.
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Jun 15, 2016 01:10
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Joementum posted:a whitish, solid mass of fatty material with a distinctive, pungent and slightly offensive smell wow racist much??
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Jun 15, 2016 01:12
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Bog Butters is my drag name
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Jun 15, 2016 01:13
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smashmouth eat the bog butter
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Jun 15, 2016 01:19
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treasure bear posted:everything is 13.8 billion years old. when i have a pudding, i think, wow this has been on an incredible journey, then i eat the pudding *opening a koolaid jammer*"...namaste"
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Jun 15, 2016 01:21
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The Protagonist posted:I read this as dog butter, which I guess is also possible. I read also dog butter and am slightly disappointed that wasn't the actual topic. No on dog butter yes on bog dutter.
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Jun 15, 2016 01:30
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I want to pet the dog butter....he a good boy.
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Jun 15, 2016 01:34
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naem posted:wow racist much?? that smell is wet dog
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Jun 15, 2016 01:37
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treasure bear posted:you can eat rocks that are millions of years old i eat rocks all the time to help with the digestion of various grains and fibrous plants
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Jun 15, 2016 01:41
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Ancient bog butter seems like it would be a material component for a mid-level spell in Dungeons & Dragons.
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Jun 15, 2016 02:05
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Business Gorillas posted:i eat rocks all the time to help with the digestion of various grains and fibrous plants What are you? Some sort of alligator?!
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Jun 15, 2016 02:06
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Yeah, I would.
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Jun 15, 2016 02:16
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attractive woman lying on beach: would you mind rubbing this suntan lotion on me? man: i'd be happy to! candid camera announcer: she doesn't know yet, but we've secretly replaced her suntan lotion with bog butter. let's see what happens next!
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Jun 15, 2016 02:22
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I ate some swamp lasagna I found once, so I don't see why not.
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Jun 15, 2016 02:32
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What were all these ancient irishmen doing that involved throwing so much butter into the bog. Whatever it was i'll bet they were drunk.
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Jun 15, 2016 02:34
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jazzyhattrick posted:What were all these ancient irishmen doing that involved throwing so much butter into the bog. Whatever it was i'll bet they were drunk. it's an old irish trick; bury your butter and your women in the bog so the vikings won't get em
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Jun 15, 2016 02:37
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I eat everything g else I find in a bog. So why not?
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Jun 15, 2016 02:53
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Jun 15, 2016 03:05
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don't let siege time get in the way of me time
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Jun 15, 2016 03:06
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I thought the thread was going to be about dog butter. This is a real let down, whelp only thing left to do is kill myself I guess.
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