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Tectonis posted:My Dick is up So, it could be said, I'm on top of the dick.  x2 - which actually looks like three, which it is, 'coz I'm just being greedy now and slipped an extra one in. (four count!)
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I am writing this in response to your well written topic title. I have, unfortunately, not taken the time to read the message below it. THat being said, I believe it is within my bearing to tell you that yes you look like an rear end always and will forever stay that way. I am sorry edit: I am sorry, OP. I am so sorry you're horrible and dumb
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Jun 15, 2016 02:52
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Drunk & Ugly posted:edit: I am sorry, OP. I am so sorry you're horrible and dumb These are the words I've been waiting for my father to say to me for years.
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Jun 15, 2016 02:56
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My name is not anything close to Harvey. One time a new friend of mine thought it would be funny to introduce me to his friends as Harvey. So he did and I just rolled with it. One guy could never remember my name so he kept calling me Henry and so a few people he knew called me Henry, too. There's an entire social group I left behind in California that knows me almost exclusively as Harvey or Henry. Even after I told my buddies in the group my real name, I was still Harvey, because that was my name. Just embrace it OP.
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Jun 15, 2016 03:01
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Let him catch you making GBS threads in the sink at work. Smirk at him as you leave. He probably won't talk to you after that. (Plus if he reports it, your buddy Nick takes the fall. Win win!)
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Jun 15, 2016 03:44
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Where a name tag with your real name and when he comments on it say it has always been your name and suggest that he might be having a stroke
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Jun 15, 2016 03:47
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Oh for fucks sake! Quit toying with the guy GBS! OP, just tell the cleaning guy to call you T-Bone from now on. Not only will it get around your wrong name issue, but it could catch on and you'd be T-Bone at work. You're welcome.
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Jun 15, 2016 04:03
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Tell him you just changed your name to your current name But lol what beta bit let's this happen in the first place.
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Jun 15, 2016 04:58
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OP: hehe nick he called me by your name isnt that funny! Nick: shut up f-word
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Jun 15, 2016 05:00
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Foreskin Problems posted:A coworker was calling me Nelson for a few years until someone else got angry enough to correct him. yah thats the drawback with being named ''foreskin'' easy mistake
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Jun 15, 2016 05:01
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Probably not op, since not telling him about your name was kind of an rear end in a top hat move. Also:Snatch Duster posted:But lol what beta bit let's this happen in the first place.
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Jun 15, 2016 05:02
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Jun 15, 2016 05:07
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Take him out for a beer. Before you go, slip the bartender a $20 and ask him to card both of you even if you're both like 40. When you have your IDs out, show cleaning guy your picture and ask to see his. Then he'll wonder in awe that your name isn't actually Nick, but he'll just laugh about it and be p cool with it because you just bought him a beer. Then you can yuk yuk yuk yuk over the incident and be on your merry way. He'll probably still call you Nick after that though, but at least he'll know your real name.
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Jun 15, 2016 05:14
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Just tell him Nick is your middle name
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Jun 15, 2016 05:33
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Smash it Smash hit posted:OP: hehe nick he called me by your name isnt that funny! Eerily accurate. Bruce Kison posted:Just tell him Nick is your middle name This is probably the best one so far. Beer one is good but I sure as hell ain't spending money resolving this.
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Jun 15, 2016 06:28
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just forge some name change paperwork and tell him youve changed your name to charles or wahtever gay poo poo ur name actually is
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Jun 15, 2016 06:32
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Yeah, just accept that your name is nick as far as that guy is concerned. It's kind of funny. This isn't a real problem op
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Jun 15, 2016 06:47
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Just go with it, keeps you on your toes. Build a whole secret identity around it! 
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Jun 15, 2016 08:29
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Just explain to him that Nick Serv is merely how we identify ourselves.
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Jun 15, 2016 08:39
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make a papier mache rear end mask, wear it to work, and if he asks about it explain the name thing while never acknowledging your artificial rear end face. also wad it up and try to flush it when you are done so that he has to clean it up.
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