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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




UnfortunateSexFart posted:

They'd have to do something amazing to solve the reservation permanent ghetto problem for everything to be solved in 100 years.

I think we could swing it with climate change and massive worldwide overpopulation. Then the reserves wouldn't mostly be in isolated, marginal land anymore. They would either be completely uninhabitable and abandoned, or else they would become valuable real estate in high population density areas.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Why not give them the same benefits, but get rid of the reservations?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Bcuz I'm not allowed to wear head dresses at bestival wen I'm rolling minding my own business and trying my best to figure out who on stage is Steven aoki

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Solice Kirsk posted:

Why not give them the same benefits, but get rid of the reservations?

It's all down to treaties. If they stop living on the reservations are they still the nations that signed the treaties anymore, or are they just swarthy canadians on welfare?

Plus nobody wants to give up what they have. What they have sucks and is terrible third world bullshit, but it is all they have and all they know. Giving it up would be trusting that what they'll get instead will be better, and they are understandably reluctant to trust the goodwill of outsiders.

Nobody is offering them anything better anyway. To preserve their sense of community and identity they'd want their community to stay together, so that would mean a whole housing development of their own. In a nice neighbourhood of a good city, where there are opportunities, infrastructure, shopping, and good schools and whatnot. They won't want to move from a reserve to a ghetto. The people who already live in those good, functional cities don't want a few hundred natives moving in next door. And while we all tut tut about what a shame it is they have no potable water, the average canadian would be salty as gently caress if we just gave away brand new houses in a billion dollar housing development to unemployable natives. Where is my free house? :canada:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Facebook Aunt posted:

It's all down to treaties. If they stop living on the reservations are they still the nations that signed the treaties anymore, or are they just swarthy canadians on welfare?

Plus nobody wants to give up what they have. What they have sucks and is terrible third world bullshit, but it is all they have and all they know. Giving it up would be trusting that what they'll get instead will be better, and they are understandably reluctant to trust the goodwill of outsiders.

Nobody is offering them anything better anyway. To preserve their sense of community and identity they'd want their community to stay together, so that would mean a whole housing development of their own. In a nice neighbourhood of a good city, where there are opportunities, infrastructure, shopping, and good schools and whatnot. They won't want to move from a reserve to a ghetto. The people who already live in those good, functional cities don't want a few hundred natives moving in next door. And while we all tut tut about what a shame it is they have no potable water, the average canadian would be salty as gently caress if we just gave away brand new houses in a billion dollar housing development to unemployable natives. Where is my free house? :canada:

Why don't they make casinos?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

satanic splash-back posted:

Why don't they make casinos?

gambling is a sin

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

reallivedinosaur posted:

There are still kids unaccounted for the residential school system isnt some thing of the past.

It's just something Canadians don't want you to know about, because our entire national identity is based on calling Americans racists and sniffing our own farts.

whereas the whole liberal identity is to feel bad about everything all the time

feller
Jul 5, 2006


ArtIsResistance posted:

whereas the whole liberal identity is to feel bad about everything all the time

I don't feel bad about your missing penis

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

cool and good posted:

I don't feel bad about your missing penis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

ArtIsResistance posted:

whereas the whole liberal identity is to feel bad about everything all the time

not real things though

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Honestly they tend to blend in with all the other asian immigrants.

Do some natives in Canada get mad when the landbridge migration/asian ancestry gets brought up because it doesn't jive with their dumb origin myths like in the US?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Zeno-25 posted:

Do some natives in Canada get mad when the landbridge migration/asian ancestry gets brought up because it doesn't jive with their dumb origin myths like in the US?

I can promise you that some members of group X will get mad about thing Y if you bring it up, for any given X and Y.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Vakal posted:

But as soon as someone suggest the idea they bring up residential schools from the loving 1880's and everything falls apart.

Holy poo poo man.

There was terrible poo poo going on with kids being forcibly taken from their families and sent to residential schools where they were beaten and abused and punished for speaking their own languages well into the latter half of the 20th century.

But any time this conversation comes up in Canada people will say "Geez, that was all in the past like hundreds of years ago or something, can't those lazy natives just stop being so self-pitying and get over it? :jerkbag:"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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So how long should people feel bad about something their government did?

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Solice Kirsk posted:

So how long should people feel bad about something their government did?

are they white?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Well, they're Canadian so yes.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
that's impossible, didn't you learn that Canada is a MOSAIC?

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Facebook Aunt posted:

I think we could swing it with climate change and massive worldwide overpopulation. Then the reserves wouldn't mostly be in isolated, marginal land anymore. They would either be completely uninhabitable and abandoned, or else they would become valuable real estate in high population density areas.

I live on the north shore of Vancouver where $2-10 million houses are normal and it's had minimal effect on the two local reserves. They're still slums with rotting old homes and rusting cars on the lawn etc. The one in West Van is making bank from a very popular high end mall (Park Royal) but the average resident doesn't seem to see any of the profits.

Zeno-25 posted:

Do some natives in Canada get mad when the landbridge migration/asian ancestry gets brought up because it doesn't jive with their dumb origin myths like in the US?

Very much, but they also don't stand out much physically compared to natives in other regions, at least on the west coast. e.g. these are members of the tribe near me.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Solice Kirsk posted:

So how long should people feel bad about something their government did?

It's not about guilt, the still living survivors of that abuse need compensation and the still unaccounted children need to be accounted for and the still existing problems need to be addressed.

Guilt is the reason we're going to import a few hundred thousand Syrian refugees to ram through the same fantastic system! Only this time they will be raping back.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

Solice Kirsk posted:

So how long should people feel bad about something their government did?

I see your point but on the other hand "yes I realize that up to 20 years ago these awful residential schools existed and kids are still missing and unaccounted for today BUT the natives should just trust us with their kids because this time it'll be different."

GlassEye-Boy
Jul 12, 2001

Lichy posted:

if canada really wanted to wipe out the aborigines they would've cracked down on internet and installed a huge firewall + got all the media under their control, kinda like china is doing to the uyghurs right now

To be fair if the Chinese actually followed what Canada and the US did to their native they'd have far fewer problems... Cuz all the natives would be dead.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Don't worry OP, we also hate muslims. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/muslim-woman-attack-london-1.3645580


quote:

The woman was at the Superking Supermarket at 785 Wonderland Rd. S. at approximately 5 p.m. when another woman approached her and began yelling at her for no apparent reason.

The woman, unknown to the shopper, spit on the victim, punched her several times and grabbed her hair before finally grabbing and attempting to remove the victim's hijab.

The suspect then left the store.

lol, that is such a great picture.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Facebook Aunt posted:

lol, that is such a great picture.

yeah its a great thing to trot out whenever one of us canadians starts getting snooty about being "better than americans"

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Lots of Canadians live in places where there are basically no non-white people, which makes it really easy to pretend racism doesn't exist.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Entropic posted:

Lots of Canadians live in places where there are basically no non-white people, which makes it really easy to pretend racism doesn't exist.

That's true, yet it doesn't explain why Canadians are so lovely about natives in particular.




This poo poo happens to hijabis all the time, everywhere. It takes balls to represent anyway.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I'm doing some work for the Cherokee Nation outside of Tulsa, OK right now.

Tulsa sucks butts but oh my god some of these indian girls are hot as hell.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Agag posted:

That's true, yet it doesn't explain why Canadians are so lovely about natives in particular.


This poo poo happens to hijabis all the time, everywhere. It takes balls to represent anyway.

takes balls to wear a symbol of patriarchal oppression

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

GlassEye-Boy posted:

To be fair if the Chinese actually followed what Canada and the US did to their native they'd have far fewer problems... Cuz all the natives would be dead.

The Spanish way is the best, gently caress the hot ones, eliminate the uggos. Give a few hundred years, and we are the best looking people on this continent! :grin:

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Agag posted:

That's true, yet it doesn't explain why Canadians are so lovely about natives in particular.
If you want to know why Canadians are so lovely about natives in particular then go walk around Thunder Bay. Compassion is easy when the marginalized are elsewhere.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I sorta wonder why some guy with a flat bed tow truck doesn't go around spots like the rez offering to buy old broke down cars and trucks for scrap. Could make positive cash and help clear out poo poo for the people.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Ork of Fiction posted:

I sorta wonder why some guy with a flat bed tow truck doesn't go around spots like the rez offering to buy old broke down cars and trucks for scrap. Could make positive cash and help clear out poo poo for the people.

they already know that the concept of scrap exists. when people have a bunch of lovely old vehicles on their lawn its usually because they want them there for one reason or another. either they are in the process of "fixing" them, or keeping them around for spare parts or something.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Need an endless supply of parts to keep the lone running Res-Car that only goes in reverse working.

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

Dreddout posted:

The Spanish way is the best, gently caress the hot ones, eliminate the uggos. Give a few hundred years, and we are the best looking people on this continent! :grin:

That's still not the same as being white though, no matter how much you wish you were.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Sammus posted:

That's still not the same as being white though, no matter how much you wish you were.

Counterpoint,



Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Rutibex posted:

they already know that the concept of scrap exists. when people have a bunch of lovely old vehicles on their lawn its usually because they want them there for one reason or another. either they are in the process of "fixing" them, or keeping them around for spare parts or something.

Eh, knowing that scrap exists is different than having the means to haul your old poo poo to a scrap dealer. And a guy offering you $50 right now can look pretty attractive some weeks. You may have had plans for the car when you parked it there years ago, but that doesn't mean you aren't tired of it by now (or your wife is tired of it by now).

It could work. It would be more likely to work if you had an in though. Like a 3rd cousin by marriage who lives on the res or something, because then you're family. My native relatives seem pretty open to considering anyone with any connection a "cousin".

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

Eh, knowing that scrap exists is different than having the means to haul your old poo poo to a scrap dealer. And a guy offering you $50 right now can look pretty attractive some weeks. You may have had plans for the car when you parked it there years ago, but that doesn't mean you aren't tired of it by now (or your wife is tired of it by now).

It could work. It would be more likely to work if you had an in though. Like a 3rd cousin by marriage who lives on the res or something, because then you're family. My native relatives seem pretty open to considering anyone with any connection a "cousin".

sounds like a bad plan to me. maybe you'll make a buck, maybe you'll come off as patronizing and get beaten up or chased off :shrug:

its a free country you are more than welcome to try!

naem
May 29, 2011

Dreddout posted:

Counterpoint,



I surrender

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique











Frosted Flake fucked around with this message at 12:41 on Jun 22, 2016

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Dreddout posted:

Counterpoint,



Hnnnffff kill whiteyyyy~

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Dreddout posted:

Counterpoint,



:eyepop: Ay, caramba! :eyepop:

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