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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day says scientist men. It's also the most delicious and satisfying. There are pretty much no bad "breakfast" foods. Whether you enjoy your bacon floppy or crispy does not matter, because we can all agree on at least one thing; breakfast loving owns bones.

My personal breakfast platter preference is a bacon+egg+cheese sandwich with corn beef hash slathered inside and maybe some on the side, home fries and bacon on the side, a large glass of whole milk, and most importantly a wake and bake fat bowl of :420:

Post your breakfast hacks here

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
breakfast burrito close thread

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
vodka / wine

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sausage + Egg + Cheese omelet. You are welcome.

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??
A whole box of the cereal I bought yesterday

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
bagel

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Pussy.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
America

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Sausage + Egg + Cheese omelet. You are welcome.

You know omelets are made out of egg and what you are describing is a sausage + cheese omelet? You don't need to include egg in there. Or do you mean.... Double eggs?

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
almost time to puke (almost done with diarrhea time)

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
eggs royale:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i like a simple southern-style breakfast with as many of the following items as i have available:

- eggs scrambled hard with cheddar cheese
- cirsp bacon
- hashbrown potatoes of some sort they're all good really
- buttered toast
- some fruit
- cup of coffee
- cup of fresh orange juice

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i did NOT have sex this morning

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Bagels and cream cheese is all that i neeeeeed~~

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Windows 98 posted:

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day says scientist men.

That's because their studies were funded by Post and General Mills.

Breakfast is not important and I usually skip it, however and nice big plate of eggs, potatoes and bacon is nice every now and then.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
I like a big kahuna burger and some bullets.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




irn bru and cold pizza

chippy
Aug 16, 2006

OK I DON'T GET IT

H.H posted:

eggs royale:



this guy knows the score.

OP how fat are you?

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I eat some variant of bread, peanut butter and bananas pretty much every day of my life.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I put bourbon in my protein shake

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i eat pieces of poo poo for breakfast

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

Ben Smash posted:

I put bourbon in my protein shake

you are dog poo poo (inside joke between me and benn "dogshit" smash fyi for mods)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
take goat yogurt
toss a bunch of chia seeds on it
mix it up
bam!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I just have black coffee for breakfast.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

OctoberBlues posted:

I just have black coffee for breakfast.

racist

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
grits

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

OctoberBlues posted:

I just have black coffee for breakfast.

i like my coffee like i like my women

chewy

chippy
Aug 16, 2006

OK I DON'T GET IT
i have muesli and yoghurt pretty much every weekday because I have IBS and it keeps my shits good. except when I don't and I buy bacon sandwiches from the van that comes to work.

at the weekend I like to have some nice pastries and good coffee or some bacon and eggs or something.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
my wife made me a blt

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxxtoLkLjLY

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

vols bitch posted:

my wife made me a blt

racist

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

cub posted:

racist
she a chalky

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
The AM Bacon Crunchwrap from the Bell really helps fuel my ruthless morning gun rampages!

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The best biscuts and gravy i have ever had. Its a buttermilk biscuit split in half, topped with two sausage patties, three slices of bacon, scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese and everything covered with a thick sausage country gravy along with fried red potatoes on the side.

dank as poo poo fam

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.
Poached eggs and avo on decent toast.

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
\
:backtowork:
Breakfast is scientifically better at dinner time.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I prefer unfrosted pop tarts

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you eat heel? GROSS!

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Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.
Also I was in Copenhagen recently and they have a dope as gently caress little restaurant dedicated to fancy porridge:

http://groed.com/menu/

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