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What do you say when you see a hot guy walk past on the street? I say "nice buns hun!" "sweet package..." (then i bite my knuckle like im having trouble controlling myself) "drat son!" (a classic) "ooooooweeeee" (then i make a tsss sound and shake my hand like i burnt it) "god bless america" (i bend my knees slightly in a sort of crouch and do a pelvic thrust in the hotties direction)
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i like to literally pound the pavement
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Jun 15, 2016 19:31
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I do that tongue-in-cheek thing where it looks like I'm sucking a dick but it's lost on most guys because meanwhile I'm actually sucking their dick
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Jun 15, 2016 19:33
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LET ME SEE YOUR DICK
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Jun 15, 2016 19:33
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'is that an ar-15 in your pants or are you just happy to see me?'
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Jun 15, 2016 19:34
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My eyes bug out all Tex Avery style knawmean.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:34
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ey you wanna ejac on my face and body?
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Jun 15, 2016 19:35
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Hey I want to interact with that rear end crack that's a slant rhyme girl
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Jun 15, 2016 19:35
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fyodor posted:Hey I want to interact with that rear end crack that's a slant rhyme girl lets keep the racism in the china thread ok guy?
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Jun 15, 2016 19:37
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I find a hole in a brick wall, tree or wooden fence and go to town like that test subject in the Clive Barker story.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:37
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Hello. 
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Jun 15, 2016 19:39
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Typical Pubbie posted:Hello. unorthodox but it just might work under the right circumstances. approved.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:42
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People sometimes drive by compliment my hair or shoes. My rear end has been slapped before by street strangers. People walking down bourbon street have ran their fingers through my hair though which is gross
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Jun 15, 2016 19:42
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<wolf whistle> Just can't beat a good wolf whistle.
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Boomstick Quaid posted:People sometimes drive by compliment my hair or shoes. My rear end has been slapped before by street strangers. People walking down bourbon street have ran their fingers through my hair though which is gross hey sweet stuff, where you headed? *follows you for 10 blocks whistling off key
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Jun 15, 2016 19:43
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I snip off a lock of their hair for future sniffing
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Jun 15, 2016 19:44
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this happens to me a lot and i do a roundhouse kick that stops mere centimeters from my harasser's face so taht they know i could dispatch them as easily as i swat a fly
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Jun 15, 2016 19:45
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i constantly am harassed by gay men and non gay women alike. rear end slapped, junk fondled, licking of my ear hole, and many cat calls. Sexual Harassment isn't a male problem, its a heart problem.
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JiveHonky posted:hey sweet stuff, where you headed? When I was like sixteen a pedophile came up to me at a barbecue restaurant and asked me if I wanted to see his pinball collection lol Another time some old dude in a Mexican restaurant called me over and asked me I find could give him a ride for $1000 whereupon after a few questions I quickly ascertained he did not just mean a ride in a car Boomstick Quaid fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Jun 15, 2016 |
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Sometimes construction workers put their fingers in my butthole, but then lunch ends and we have to go back to work.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:45
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Gay people assume since I didn't freak out the first time they touched my shoulder it's cool to go ahead and headlock make out with me or try to put their hand down my hands.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:46
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dethkon posted:Sometimes construction workers put their fingers in my butthole, but then lunch ends and we have to go back to work. That's a perk of the job.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:47
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One time I got sexually propositioned by a gay guy while shopping and it really boosted my self esteem.
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Snatch Duster posted:i constantly am harassed by gay men and non gay women alike. rear end slapped, junk fondled, licking of my ear hole, and many cat calls. hmmm... i never thought about it like this. and i never will again. btw what time do you get off work? lets get some almond milk sometime hunnybunz 
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Jun 15, 2016 19:49
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I love it when dudes tell me they're HIV positive and then start hitting on me. Well at least that's the best way to do it I guess
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Jun 15, 2016 19:50
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"Bird up". Usually goes over well hehe.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:50
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not once in my life have I ever been cat-called, whistled at, slapped or fondled by strangers.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:50
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Nothing like a when someone HIV positive is talking really loudly at you real close getting spit in your eyes lol
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Jun 15, 2016 19:52
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JiveHonky posted:hmmm... i never thought about it like this. and i never will again. i'm a sexual but i can use another friend. 
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Jun 15, 2016 19:52
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"Yo are you from Nashville? Because you're the only ten I see" 
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Jun 15, 2016 19:53
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SciFiDownBeat posted:not once in my life have I ever been cat-called, whistled at, slapped or fondled by strangers. me niether  closest i ever came to such a thing is back when i used to play basketball sometimes i would get called "pretty boy" but it could have been sarcasm it was most likely sarcasm almost 100% positive it was sarcasm.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:53
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Boomstick Quaid posted:Nothing like a when someone HIV positive is talking really loudly at you real close getting spit in your eyes lol its pretty homophobic to not sleep with someone just because they have hiv.. i bet ur racist too
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Jun 15, 2016 19:53
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nice thread, jiggles.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:53
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Hey handsome, bring them holes over here
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Jun 15, 2016 19:53
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Saw the gayest guy I've ever seen at the airport today. I was like, "Holy god drat that guys gay." while I soaked that poo poo in and then he turned his head real quick and made super intense eye contact with me. Made my balls shrivel up. I feel so objectified. Now all I can wonder is if that's what I've been doing to women all these years.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:55
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Snatch Duster posted:i'm a sexual but i can use another friend. and then the two GBS posters became friends platonically and lived happily ever after until one of them got drunk and licked the other ones earlobe which was weird and uncomfortable and they tried to pretend it didnt happen but things were never quite the same after that...
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Jun 15, 2016 19:55
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honey... why are you so late... and your earlobe, it's all wet!
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Jun 15, 2016 19:56
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:its pretty homophobic to not sleep with someone just because they have hiv.. i bet ur racist too The homosexual inquisition "how do you know you're not gay?" conversation is super fun to have three times back to back
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Jun 15, 2016 19:56
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i stirp off my clothes and run into the nearest plate glass window and then void my bowels uncontrolably
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:nice thread, jiggles. im dieting as hard as i can give me a break here
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