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Dave_Indeed posted:Saw the gayest guy I've ever seen at the airport today. I was like, "Holy god drat that guys gay." while I soaked that poo poo in and then he turned his head real quick and made super intense eye contact with me. Made my balls shrivel up. I feel so objectified. Dave you couldn't make a woman's balls shrivel if you were made out of ice
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SciFiDownBeat posted:it's okay, I think you're pretty unironically thanks buddy i am wearing my tightest mesh shirt today
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once i was driving and whistling to myself and i looked at the oncoming traffic and a woman driving the other way thought i was whistling at her and mouthed 'gently caress YOU' i'm like, well, on one hand, you go girl, on the other hand, jeez!
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Jun 15, 2016 20:05
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Hey brawny, how's it  hanging! is what i say in these situations
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Jun 15, 2016 20:08
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I prefer marking people with my scent
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Jun 15, 2016 20:54
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dethkon posted:Dave you couldn't make a woman's balls shrivel if you were made out of ice I like to walk up behind people and put them in a bear hug so they can't get free, and mustily whisper into their earlobe with my wet scratchy beard, "Your tits would look fantastic sewn to the dead dog in the bottom of my freezer." Of course I really would never harm a dog, but you get the idea.
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Jun 15, 2016 21:01
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Dave_Indeed posted:I like to walk up behind people and put them in a bear hug so they can't get free, and mustily whisper into their earlobe with my wet scratchy beard, "Your tits would look fantastic sewn to the dead dog in the bottom of my freezer." What the gently caress you don't have to harm a dog to get a dead dog into your freezer you loving weirdo
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Jun 15, 2016 21:02
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"hey bro nice dick shaped bulge in your pants oh wait that's just the zipper pushing out my bad"
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Jun 15, 2016 21:12
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ChuckDeNomolos posted:"hey bro nice dick shaped bulge in your pants oh wait that's just the zipper pushing out my bad" what??? i dont even understand this one, wake me up when you get back from mars ya weirdass
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Jun 15, 2016 21:15
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Boomstick Quaid posted:What the gently caress you don't have to harm a dog to get a dead dog into your freezer you loving weirdo Stop cyber bullying me.
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Jun 15, 2016 21:33
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JiveHonky posted:what??? i dont even understand this one, wake me up when you get back from mars ya weirdass there are no wrong answers during a brainstorming session
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Jun 15, 2016 22:00
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cool and good posted:there are no wrong answers during a brainstorming session you are sitting on a beanbag posting on an ipad arent you
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Jun 15, 2016 22:06
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JiveHonky posted:you are sitting on a beanbag posting on an ipad arent you no 
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I like to bite my finger coyly while blushing. But nothing's ever come of it so far. Prison was a total downer for me. Trying to score some action in the showers: I'd drop the soap, and exclaim, "Oh diddly-dee-dear! I dropped. The. SOAP!" Then I'd nibble on my finger coyly while blushing, and wink at the nearest gangbanger. I'd never seen so many disgusted and frightened looks in my general direction in life! Trying to score some action on laundry duty, I'd spill the soapflakes over my body and say, "Oh diddly-doo-dear! I DROPPED THE SOAP!" Then I'd turn back on and bend over the laundry cart and present my lucious buns. But still no bum fun. What am I doing wrong?
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Jun 15, 2016 22:11
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I was walking down the street the other day and a car full of young men drove by. One of 'em was hanging out the window and yelled "HEY MILF!" at me. I was the only one around. I am a man with short hair and a beard. I don't get it.
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Jun 15, 2016 22:16
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Serviette posted:I like to bite my finger coyly while blushing. But nothing's ever come of it so far. face your naked butt towards the one you fancy and keep backing up slowly until the magic happens. you'll know when the time is right goon luck little taco
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Jun 15, 2016 22:19
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poopnanners posted:I was walking down the street the other day and a car full of young men drove by. One of 'em was hanging out the window and yelled "HEY MILF!" at me. I was the only one around. I am a man with short hair and a beard. I don't get it. Man I'd Like to Fuck Jesus. Read a goddamn
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Jun 15, 2016 22:20
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JiveHonky posted:face your naked butt towards the one you fancy and keep backing up slowly until the magic happens. you'll know when the time is right Thanks Big Burrito!
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Jun 15, 2016 22:21
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https://youtu.be/iZ1UdYOrR3E
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Jun 15, 2016 22:23
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ChuckDeNomolos posted:"hey bro nice dick shaped bulge in your pants oh wait that's just the zipper pushing out my bad" thats how i got my junk fondled a couple times. one time just minding my own business waiting to get into a concert and this dude comes up and is like "whats up with your zipper" and kinda pushes on it, but it was my big balls. and he was like oh and i was like yep, then i yelled rape.
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Jun 15, 2016 22:29
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ghlbtsk posted:I find a hole in a brick wall, tree or wooden fence and go to town like that test subject in the Clive Barker story. How many people have you murdered out of desire to kiss and fondle their still-beating heart, also like the test subject in the Clive Barker story?
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Jun 15, 2016 22:52
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"hey boi! let me see that penis!" and the they usually flash me, i thought this was normal
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Jun 15, 2016 22:57
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I jack off
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Jun 15, 2016 23:05
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Professor Tomtom posted:I jack off thats performance art not street harassment
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JiveHonky posted:thats performance art not street harassment Depends on the acrobatics or music involved. Otherwise it's simply interpretive dance.
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