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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
because I was eating her out and I accidentally coughed up one of those smelly white halitosis chunks from the back of my throat, and it went inside of her.

I tried to pretend nothing happened, and I started fingering around for it, but I couldn't find it. She might think something is up because I didn't want to gently caress her after that. I don't want my dick sliding around with the halitosis poo poo-ball.

Is her pussy going to rot off and die now? Am I guilty of a crime? Should I make up some story about her having a smelling pussy so she buys a douche and hopefully washes the halitosis out in the process?

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AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
sorry about your loss in the RNC race OP

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
just remove the vagina and wash it out in the sink

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
the ole Toledo Torpedo

pro-move

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Her puss be Gaul and that chunk is Caesar's small army

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
fake and gay. gas OP, penis thread

Moltke
May 13, 2009
so you work from home OP

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
penis man

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

whats his name op

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
it costs like $2k to have ur tonsils removed dude just pony up the cash cmon

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

AugmentedVision posted:

sorry about your loss in the RNC race OP

The Zodiac Killer claims another with Toxic Shock Syndrome.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

this is gonna be the best lunch break ever! *takes homongus bite of ham sandwich*

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
gross you loving

have no respect for vaginas

im appalled

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

bradzilla posted:

whats his name op

I wish it was a dude. You can spit as many halitosis up a butthole as you want.

What's the plural? Is it Halitosi? Halitosis'? Halitosis?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

School Nickname posted:

The Zodiac Killer claims another with Toxic Shock Syndrome.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
its called a tonsil stone or "tonsilolith." I bet your breath is awful OP

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

as op slowly backed away from her, he mouthed the words "alahu akhbar" under his breath with a smile on his lips

alas, another innocent pussy claimed by halitosisis

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

did anyone else have that story of some guy eating skittles out of his girlfriend 's vajayjay only for him to eat a genital wart by accident?

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
Tonsils are stupid as gently caress and I got rid of those suckers ASAP

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
pour some mouthwash in there dude

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

Boomstick Quaid posted:

Tonsils are stupid as gently caress and I got rid of those suckers ASAP

word

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Whorelord posted:

did anyone else have that story of some guy eating skittles out of his girlfriend 's vajayjay only for him to eat a genital wart by accident?

That story is fake as hell and there's tons of variations.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

JiveHonky posted:

fake and gay. gas OP, penis thread

You gently caress. I'll burn your pussy off with my acid spit next.

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
I don't really ever get sick I don't think those fuckers even do anything

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
remember that one where the guy pukes and and has to fish the corn out? classic

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

lol this is like the greasiest post of the day for sure

KEEP GBS SEXY

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
see about purchasing a pussy repair kit

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


getting that thing removed is basically a mini abortion so I would consult a mouse abortionist

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


possibly hamster

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


but op if you want to save money sometimes a good scrubbing with some steel wool can do the time at a fraction of the price

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
lmao it was probably bigger than your dick

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



What in the gently caress is a "smelly white halitosis chunk".

Actually, I don't think I want to know the answer to this question. Godspeed, OP.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
that's funny op because i wrecked your girlfriend's pussy last week

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
with my penis

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
are you going to tell her? i think you should, op. tell her she can blow some gingivitis chunks up your butt to make it even

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Can you just make a thread with a poll saying "Who hasn't wrecked my girlfriend's pussy"?

I think you will find most of us did it without cheap tricks like you used.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


this is like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry dropped his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet and then she brushed with it and he could never bring himself to kiss her toilet mouth again, except in this case your girlfriend has the toilet vagina and oddly enough your mouth is the toilet

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Skeleton Ape posted:

What in the gently caress is a "smelly white halitosis chunk".

Actually, I don't think I want to know the answer to this question. Godspeed, OP.

Look at the king sitting high in his castle! Ruling over his tonsil stone-free kingdom! Must be good to be you, Your Highness.

http://www.m.webmd.com/oral-health/guide/tonsil-stones-tonsilloliths-treatment-and-prevention

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
Why exactly do we not have a thread where we can talk about how cool our dicks are

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Boomstick Quaid posted:

Why exactly do we not have a thread where we can talk about how cool our dicks are


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