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Moltke posted:so you work from home OP You're pathetic.
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cub posted:pour some mouthwash in there dude As a vagina-haver I whole-heartedly endorse this option
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Jun 15, 2016 21:35
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Jun 15, 2016 21:51
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If it's still under warranty you may be able to get it replaced free of charge. You'll need to contact the manufacturer to get an RMA code though. Also, your lady's vagina insurance premium is probably going to go up.
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Jun 15, 2016 21:52
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"tonsiloth cunnilingus" is the name of my scandinavian black metal band
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Jun 15, 2016 21:56
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hmmm on the one hand you just shot a ball of literal garbage bacteria into a sensitive permeable mucus membrane prone to infection on the other hand someone like you has to be able to reproduce SOMEHOW
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Jun 15, 2016 22:03
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If you claim to blow halitosis chunks, I find it hard to feel sorry for your (hopefully willing) victim.
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Jun 15, 2016 22:06
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I TOO HAVE HAD THE SEX MAKING
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Jun 15, 2016 22:08
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hope u had comprehensive insurance!!!
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Jun 15, 2016 22:08
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reported op to the aspca
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Jun 15, 2016 22:15
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MiracleWhale posted:reported op to the aspca Thank goodness! Somebody had to do it. Hey, OP! Have you ever tried brushing your teeth?
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Jun 15, 2016 22:16
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Serviette posted:If you claim to blow halitosis chunks, I find it hard to feel sorry for your (hopefully willing) victim. I cough one up like every three months. Not enough to justify surgery.
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Jun 15, 2016 22:19
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Once every three months? Jfc I've never even had one 
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Jun 15, 2016 22:29
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Son of Rodney posted:as op slowly backed away from her, he mouthed the words "alahu akhbar" under his breath with a smile on his lips the pussy farted, coughed and said 'i get no respect' in various repetitions and versions of the phrase
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Jun 15, 2016 22:38
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think of the bright side OP, her rancid munghole could easily have coughed a nasty infected snotclump into YOUR mouth. something to chew on
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Jun 15, 2016 22:42
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please film a reenactment as a teen sex ed video promoting dental dams
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Jun 15, 2016 22:43
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hosted by everyone's favorite anthropomorphic rectangle of latex, Dental Dan
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Jun 15, 2016 22:44
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MiracleWhale posted:hosted by everyone's favorite anthropomorphic rectangle of latex, Dental Dan i have noticed that all of your posts are lies. you have never posted anything true and sincere. you have never revealed your heart to us. why are you building a trump wall of lies? are you afraid of the mexicans of truth and real emotion crossing your fragile borders? what are you so afraid of miraclewhale? let us in...
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Jun 15, 2016 22:50
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JiveHonky posted:i have noticed that all of your posts are lies. you have never posted anything true and sincere. you have never revealed your heart to us. why are you building a trump wall of lies? are you afraid of the mexicans of truth and real emotion crossing your fragile borders? what are you so afraid of miraclewhale? I outsourced all my posting to Indonesian children years ago and all they have to go on is a printout of popular movie posters from the 80s and 90s and a pamphlet of Internet memes
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Jun 15, 2016 22:52
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MiracleWhale posted:I outsourced all my posting to Indonesian children years ago and all they have to go on is a printout of popular movie posters from the 80s and 90s and a pamphlet of Internet memes this is your time on your dime miraclewhale, take it back. get control of your posting and your life. no more hiding, no more lies
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Jun 15, 2016 22:53
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JiveHonky posted:this is your time on your dime miraclewhale, take it back. get control of your posting and your life. no more hiding, no more lies this reminds me of situation in american comedy film superbad hahaha <copy pastes gif of grumpycat into post>
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Jun 15, 2016 22:55
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MiracleWhale posted:this reminds me of situation in american comedy film superbad hahaha <copy pastes gif of grumpycat into post> i give up, youre incorrigible.
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Jun 15, 2016 22:57
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JiveHonky posted:i give up, youre incorrigible. <consults 90s movie printout> that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Jun 15, 2016 22:59
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I'm p sure the only way to actually wreck a woman's pussy is to inseminate her, get her pregnant, and then 9 months later she delivers a baby naturally. So better luck next time OP.
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Jun 15, 2016 23:07
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Once every three months? Jfc I'm the one who feels bad for you. Nothing quite like cracking open one of those tonsil stones between your fingernails and taking a big whiff. You know you're jealous. Top tier body smell.
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Jun 15, 2016 23:22
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I'm the one who feels bad for you. Nothing quite like cracking open one of those tonsil stones between your fingernails and taking a big whiff. You know you're jealous. Top tier body smell. 
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Jun 15, 2016 23:29
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JiveHonky posted:think of the bright side OP, her rancid munghole could easily have coughed a nasty infected snotclump into YOUR mouth. something to chew on Fuckin'  !
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Jun 15, 2016 23:30
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when you nut but he still suckin ('cause his tonsillith fell out [the op is ted cr uz {the btk guy}])
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Jun 15, 2016 23:39
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you guys ever get that thing where ya hold onto the base of your dick and it swells up REAL big and you feel awesome?? then ya let go and the blood goes down and it's all limp and lovely again 
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Jun 16, 2016 00:13
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MiracleWhale posted:this is like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry dropped his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet and then she brushed with it and he could never bring himself to kiss her toilet mouth again, except in this case your girlfriend has the toilet vagina and oddly enough your mouth is the toilet oh yeah, i always thought it was a bit out of character for jerry to smash his girlfriends face off the toilet bowl like that, i found the blood and the smashed teeth all over the floor to be a little off-putting. Not sure what the writers were going for there.
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Jun 16, 2016 00:35
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:"tonsiloth cunnilingus" is the name of my scandinavian black metal band sounds like an ancient dead troll, this works.
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Jun 16, 2016 00:51
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Jeff Sichoe posted:you guys ever get that thing where ya hold onto the base of your dick and it swells up REAL big and you feel awesome?? My dick tucks itself inside the safety of the ballsack area much like a turtle tucks its head inside its shell, so no, I can't hold onto the base of my dick.
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Jun 16, 2016 00:52
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Jeff Sichoe posted:you guys ever get that thing where ya hold onto the base of your dick and it swells up REAL big and you feel awesome?? Will definitely be doing this later.
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Jun 16, 2016 00:58
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Thread should be renamed 'Dik Trix'
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Jun 16, 2016 01:04
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your dick is too small to get back that far op
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Jun 16, 2016 01:08
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vyst posted:your dick is too small to get back that far op Whatever. Literally every chick can deepthroat me.
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Jun 16, 2016 01:34
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Whatever. Literally every chick can floss with me.
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Jun 16, 2016 02:27
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Sorry, OP, forgive my confusion: I always thought you preferred the company of men 
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Jun 16, 2016 02:35
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Serviette posted:Sorry, OP, forgive my confusion: I always thought you preferred the company of men I wish I was gay. Sure it can be a little awkward in high school. But then you move to the city and just get pounded every night by a different dude for the fest of your life. Sounds good to me.
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 Hi this is Tony from the shop, this message is for Mr McCoy? sorry to say but your insurance claim for your girlfriends pussy getting wrecked got rejected by your insurance carrier. i mean we can still fix her up but at this point you might want to consider selling for scrap. ok talk to you soon. *click*
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