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because I was eating her out and I accidentally coughed up one of those smelly white halitosis chunks from the back of my throat, and it went inside of her. I tried to pretend nothing happened, and I started fingering around for it, but I couldn't find it. She might think something is up because I didn't want to gently caress her after that. I don't want my dick sliding around with the halitosis poo poo-ball. Is her pussy going to rot off and die now? Am I guilty of a crime? Should I make up some story about her having a smelling pussy so she buys a douche and hopefully washes the halitosis out in the process?
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bradzilla posted:whats his name op I wish it was a dude. You can spit as many halitosis up a butthole as you want. What's the plural? Is it Halitosi? Halitosis'? Halitosis?
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JiveHonky posted:fake and gay. gas OP, penis thread You gently caress. I'll burn your pussy off with my acid spit next.
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Skeleton Ape posted:What in the gently caress is a "smelly white halitosis chunk". Look at the king sitting high in his castle! Ruling over his tonsil stone-free kingdom! Must be good to be you, Your Highness. http://www.m.webmd.com/oral-health/guide/tonsil-stones-tonsilloliths-treatment-and-prevention
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Serviette posted:If you claim to blow halitosis chunks, I find it hard to feel sorry for your (hopefully willing) victim. I cough one up like every three months. Not enough to justify surgery.
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Once every three months? Jfc I'm the one who feels bad for you. Nothing quite like cracking open one of those tonsil stones between your fingernails and taking a big whiff. You know you're jealous. Top tier body smell.
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Jeff Sichoe posted:you guys ever get that thing where ya hold onto the base of your dick and it swells up REAL big and you feel awesome?? Will definitely be doing this later.
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vyst posted:your dick is too small to get back that far op Whatever. Literally every chick can deepthroat me.
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Serviette posted:Sorry, OP, forgive my confusion: I always thought you preferred the company of men I wish I was gay. Sure it can be a little awkward in high school. But then you move to the city and just get pounded every night by a different dude for the fest of your life. Sounds good to me.
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Jeff Sichoe posted:what if there were multiple dimensions only accessible via your gf's cooter? Like in Interstellar, but instead of morse code "stay" it's "cum".
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