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getting that thing removed is basically a mini abortion so I would consult a mouse abortionist
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possibly hamster
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but op if you want to save money sometimes a good scrubbing with some steel wool can do the time at a fraction of the price
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this is like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry dropped his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet and then she brushed with it and he could never bring himself to kiss her toilet mouth again, except in this case your girlfriend has the toilet vagina and oddly enough your mouth is the toilet
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Jun 15, 2016 21:29
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reported op to the aspca
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Jun 15, 2016 22:15
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please film a reenactment as a teen sex ed video promoting dental dams
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Jun 15, 2016 22:43
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hosted by everyone's favorite anthropomorphic rectangle of latex, Dental Dan
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JiveHonky posted:i have noticed that all of your posts are lies. you have never posted anything true and sincere. you have never revealed your heart to us. why are you building a trump wall of lies? are you afraid of the mexicans of truth and real emotion crossing your fragile borders? what are you so afraid of miraclewhale? I outsourced all my posting to Indonesian children years ago and all they have to go on is a printout of popular movie posters from the 80s and 90s and a pamphlet of Internet memes
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JiveHonky posted:this is your time on your dime miraclewhale, take it back. get control of your posting and your life. no more hiding, no more lies this reminds me of situation in american comedy film superbad hahaha <copy pastes gif of grumpycat into post>
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JiveHonky posted:i give up, youre incorrigible. <consults 90s movie printout> that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Jun 15, 2016 22:59
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I'm the one who feels bad for you. Nothing quite like cracking open one of those tonsil stones between your fingernails and taking a big whiff. You know you're jealous. Top tier body smell. 
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Whatever. Literally every chick can floss with me.
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Jun 16, 2016 02:27
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look into fisting and you can actually transfer objects between universes. this is actually where antimatter comes from
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Jun 16, 2016 05:01
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try turning her off and on again
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Zzulu posted:i was once eating vagina and then I barfed into the vagina 
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