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i just poo poo in the kitchen sink and wipe with the dishtowel saves a bundle on tp #lifehacks
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Stop rubbing your marital bless in the face of us lesser goons OP.
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Jun 16, 2016 03:18
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This is a game changer.
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skeletonotherkin posted:Stop rubbing your marital bless in the face of us lesser goons OP. By the sound of JiveHonky's OP there's trouble in paradise. Jealousy isn't warranted here. Go do a 5k run, and report back with a fresh attitude.
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Jun 16, 2016 03:21
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Don't be a drama queen, just turn it around the right way 
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cnut posted:Don't be a drama queen, just turn it around the right way passive aggression for the win
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Serviette posted:By the sound of JiveHonky's OP there's trouble in paradise. I lifted weights in my den four hours ago. Now I'm ruining any gains with ice house.
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skeletonotherkin posted:I lifted weights in my den four hours ago. Now I'm ruining any gains with ice house. Poor bastard! Here, have a tequilla. cnut posted:Don't be a drama queen, just turn it around the right way It's the principle of it all. Concede one thing to your waifu and she'll take EVERYTHING!
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Jun 16, 2016 03:25
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Serviette posted:
That's true, I used to be married 
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cnut posted:That's true, I used to be married Poor devil  Chin up: surely you have a richer internet life than she does, so 
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gently caress bitches make money
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Serviette posted:Poor devil I don't think she even has a computer, lmao! And I have two! bwahahahahaha
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cnut posted:I don't think she even has a computer, lmao! And I have two! bwahahahahaha You are the clear winner here, friend!
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cnut posted:I don't think she even has a computer, lmao! And I have two! bwahahahahaha don't let her lawyer found out or you'll be lucky to walk outta this thing with a 3.5" floppy drive
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actually your 3.5" floppy drive was probably the start of your marital problems, i've seen it happen before
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Serviette posted:You are the clear winner here, friend! Thanks, buddy
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MiracleWhale posted:actually your 3.5" floppy drive was probably the start of your marital problems, i've seen it happen before My floppy isn't even that big. But my hard drive is bigger 
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cnut posted:My floppy isn't even that big. But my hard drive is bigger ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Is this a left handed thing? I feel like most of the people I know who put the TP in the dispense on backwards are all left handed.
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Trojan.exe posted:Is this a left handed thing? I feel like most of the people I know who put the TP in the dispense on backwards are all left handed. She isn't left handed. I just asked her about the tp and she said "why does it matter?" She actually said that!
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I also told her about this thread and that one poster suggested I throw acid on her face and she thought that was pretty funny
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has anyone suggested SEVER yet?? I did not read the thread
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That was weird. From your title, I assumed you meant wiping, as in back to front instead of front to back.
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Iron Prince posted:has anyone suggested SEVER yet?? I did not read the thread Its pretty funny you should read it
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drunk dog posted:That was weird. I'm glad you figured it out my friend. Shalom
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Sever in a fashion most severe.
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who the gently caress hangs tp just slam the roll down on the tank top
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A Stupid Baby posted:who the gently caress hangs tp just slam the roll down on the tank top Spotted frat boy.
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Sometimes if the dispenser is too close to the toilet it's better to have tp come out from underneath the roll. gives you more room to stretch your arms
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underhand lets you get the tp off the roll with one hand, looks better, offers protection against kids and pets unrolling the whole thing. iow your wife is in the right.
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I gotta be honest, your wife is actually doing it the right way OP.
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op after careful thought i decided to convey my wisdom-filled response as a single emoticon:
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lmao if you don't just use baby wipes to clean your rear end in a top hat
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vyst posted:lmao if you don't just use baby wipes to clean your rear end in a top hat We have a bidet. Sorry for your poor.
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Remember, one of the oldest patents on toilet paper dispensers says you go over. Also remember we are supposed to pronounce .gif as "jiff" as the creator Steve Wilhite intended. vyst posted:lmao if you don't just use baby wipes to clean your rear end in a top hat  Just make sure you throw those away in a bin, lest you clog the city drains. EDIT: if you have a septic tank or use an outhouse like a poor, then go hog wild throwing your wipes in the toilet.
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wow those are some hot takes on the issues that matter
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JiveHonky posted:she had put it on so the paper was coming from underneath the roll...
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J honk please don't sever Don't let that monster loose on society
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donkey salami posted:J honk please don't sever we are going to seek counseling and talk to Pastor Rick. please pray for us
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